ok two things:

1. im working on a NEW LARRY AU THAT IM REALLY EXCITED FOR AND ITS HUMOR AND DJSVJKS

2. i just felt like telling you guys that "Started With A Selfie" by seblarry is really good and i need seblarry to notice me ok he's my fave af

ANYWAYS ENJOY DA CHAPTER

and for all u spanish and swedish speakers out there... this chapter is 4 u

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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(fast forward: a week until Louis and Harry meet)

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harrystyles: knock knock

louist91: get away from my house

harrystyles: KNOCK KNOCK

louist91: NO ONE IS HOME

harrystyles: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

louist91: I WASNT EXPECTING COMPANY

harrystyles: ANSWER THE GOD DAMN DOOR

louist91: knock again and I'll answer it this time

harrystyles: knock knock

louist91: i only answer to the doorbell

harrystyles: FOR FUCKS SAKE

harrystyles: *RINGS DOORBELL REPEATEDLY*

louist91: i don't HEAR the doorbell

harrystyles: why are u like this

harrystyles: DING DONG

louist91: too bad the doorbell doesn't work :/

harrystyles: im so done with you

louist91: :)

louist91: who's there ?????

harrystyles: i already walked away from ur house

harrystyles: NO ONE IS THERE ANYMORE

louist91: this always happens

harrystyles: maybe u should just answer the door when someone knocks u dumb noodle

louist91: you're the dumb noodle

harrystyles: i hate u

louist91: I'm eating a mango ice cream i don't need u

harrystyles: im petting a cute kitty, i don't need U

louist91: i AM a cute kitty

harrystyles: ok but true though

louist91: PET MEEE

harrystyles: *pets you*

louist91: RUB MY BELLY

harrystyles: *rubs ur belly*

louist91: look into my eyes

harrystyles: *looks into your eyes*

louist91: jk *ATTACKS UR FACE*

harrystyles: WHAT NO

louist91: FEEL MY KITTY WRATH

louist91: WE MIGHT BE TINY, BUT WE ARE MIGHTY

harrystyles: did u just quote beverly hills chihuahuas im so done with u

louist91: I dunno bitch DID I

harrystyles: I'm kicking u out of my house kitty

louist91: NO MAS

harrystyles: STOP

harrystyles: UR NOT A CHIHUAHUA

louist91: I AM AT HEART

louist91: or should I say

louist91: yo soy a la chorizo

harrystyles: CHORIZO IMVDTKF

louist91: WHAT ISNT THAT SPANISH

harrystyles: CHORIZO IS SAUSAGE IMSOBBINSGJSAH

louist91: IM LIVING OFF OF 8TH GRADE SPANISH CLASSES ALRIGHT

louist91: I switched to french

harrystyles: how do u say chair in spanish

louist91: idk

harrystyles: lamp

louist91: idk

harrystyles: couch

louist91: idk

harrystyles: ANYTHING ??

louist91: I know how to say hello

harrystyles: hola

louist91: no, helló

harrystyles: UR USELESS

louist91: IM KIDDING

louist91: tengo la lechuga de harry

harrystyles: what did u say

harrystyles: say it to my face

louist91: "I have harry's lettuce"

harrystyles: what

harrystyles: give it back to me

louist91: tu come una nariz

harrystyles: TRANSLATE

louist91: you eat a nose

harrystyles: no u eat a nose

louist91: ERES UN PATO TRISTE

harrystyles: WHAT DID U CALL MY MOM

louist91: ERES UN PATO TRISTE

harrystyles: what are U SAYING

louist91: eres un pato FEO

harrystyles: I KNOW WHAT FEO MEANS U ASS

harrystyles: TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME

harrystyles: DIN MAMMA ÄR EN FÅGEL

louist91: WHATD U CALL MY MAMMA

louist91: TU MADRE ES UN BOCADILLO

harrystyles: DU LUKTAR PINGVINER

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: PINGVINER

louist91: TU MADRE ES UN OSO AMARILLO

harrystyles: DID U JUST CALL MY MOM AN ARMADILLO

louist91: NO IMCRJJDBJDS

harrystyles: YES U DID

louist91: armadillo more like

louist91: armaDILDO

harrystyles: UR AN ARMADILDO

louist91: UR MOM IS

harrystyles: TAKE THAT BACK

louist91: U TAKE UR MOM BACK

harrystyles: UR ACTING LIKE A THIRD GRADER

louist91: UR MOMS ACTING LIKE A THIRD GRADER

harrystyles: UGH

louist91: go UGH urself

harrystyles: I hate u

louist91: i hate

louist91: mushrooms

harrystyles: I love mushrooms who are you

louist91: ew tf they're all gooey and slimy

harrystyles: so are u

louist91: say that to my face fucker

harrystyles: [video attached] so are u

louist91: RUDE AF

harrystyles: gooey and slimy isn't so bad

louist91: in what universe

harrystyles: I used to have a pet snail

harrystyles: he was gooey and slimy

louist91: .... why

harrystyles: his name was esteban schneebly

louist91: SCHNEEBLY

harrystyles: pronounced sh-neeb-lee

louist91: what was he like

harrystyles: he was an ambitious little snail

harrystyles: one day i wrote his initials on his shell and then let him off into the wild

louist91: ok that's such an inspiring story

louist91: fuck hatchi, esteban schneebly is the best pet out there

harrystyles: :D

louist91: WHAT IF ONE DAY YOURE OUTSIDE JUST MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THEN A SNAIL CRAWLED ON YOU AND U LOOKED AT HIS SHELL AND IT HAD ESTEBAN'S INITIALS OMJDKDJ

harrystyles: OHMYGOD YES

louist91: HE CAME BACK TO YOU

harrystyles: THAT NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE

louist91: O HM YGOD PLEASE

harrystyles: "ESTEBAN AND I"

louist91: NO

louist91: STYLES AND SCHNEEBLY

harrystyles: YESYEDYEDYESYES

louist91: IT SHOULD BE ANIMATED

harrystyles: SOMEONE HIT UP PIXAR

louist91: ARE WE WRITING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW OHTMGOS

harrystyles: YES

harrystyles: THE MOVIE POSTER WILL BE SCHNEEBLY AND I LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES

louist91: BEHIND A SUNSET

harrystyles: IMSOBBIGNDJS

louist91: WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS MOVIE NOW

harrystyles: IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 14TH 2016

louist91: VALENTINES DAY IMSSJBSDJAJ

harrystyles: IT'S A LOVE STORY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE

louist91: YOUR LOVE INTEREST CANT BE A SNAIL NO

harrystyles: STOP IT

harrystyles: ITS ALREADY HAPPENING OK NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN

louist91: HARRY STOP

harrystyles: NOBODY NOBODY

louist91: FINE GO KISS A SNAIL

harrystyles: FINE I WILL GO KISS A SNAIL

louist91: ........ im a snail

harrystyles: ur a nasty snail

louist91: :(

harrystyles: im off to search for a snail to smooch

louist91: this snail right here needs a smooch

harrystyles: no smoochies for u

louist91: ok let's get serious for a moment

harrystyles: alright *serious mode*

louist91: if I genuinely asked you to, like in all seriousness

harrystyles: ?

louist91: would you kiss me?

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: um

harrystyles: i mean, yeah, if you wanted me to...

louist91: ok just asking

harrystyles: why'd you ask

louist91: idk just curious i guess

harrystyles: well yeah, I'd kiss you if I had the chance

louist91: right back atcha

harrystyles: so yeah

harrystyles: are u gonna say it

louist91: i don't know if I want to

harrystyles: oh

louist91: do you want me to

harrystyles: just say it

harrystyles: it's not a larry convo until you do

louist91: ohymgod ok

louist91: NO HOMO THO ;)

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and here you see louis as he slowly allows himself to OPEN UP

AMAZING

SIX CHAPTERS UNTIL THEY MEET

and in those chapters you will see Louis and Harry start to get a little bow chicka bow wow if ya know what i mean

anyways that's it my no homiez and i hope u enjoyed this chapter BC I really liked writing this one actually

also, if you haven't already, GO FOLLOW THE INSTAGRAM ACC FOR NO HOMO @/nohomoleanne

I love talking to you guys and being active bc it's fun and it keeps me humble and yah i luv u guyz

SO SEEYA L8R BROZ