NO HOMO IS AT TWO MILLION

IM SCREAMING I HONESTLY LOVE ALL U SO MUCH

IM SO HAPPY U GUYS ENJOY THIS FAN FIC AND IM EATING HOT CHEETOS AND MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE

and also shout out to the homies who edited this chapter u guys saved mi life hesartificial returnofthefeels

ALSO THIS WAS TYPED OUT SO IF IT LOOKS KINDA DIFFERENT OR WEIRD IDK THATS NOT MY FAULT WATTPAD IS RLLY WEIRD JS

(psst and also if u guys could go follow my insta bc I'm desperate I'm sorry

ENJOY THIS CHAPTER U LIL WONDERFUL PEOPLE U

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
TWENTY SEVEN
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harrystyles: THREE DAYS

louist91: hello to u too

harrystyles: hello louis

harrystyles: THREE DAYS

louist91: THREE DAYS

harrystyles: IM CRYING THIS IS SO AMAZING

harrystyles: IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY I WAS CALLING YOU LOUIST

louist91: never speak of louist

harrystyles: why

harrystyles: does it tickle ur peach

harrystyles: louist

louist91: get away from me

louist91: stop tickling my peach

harrystyles: does ur peach not like to be tickled

louist91: no it doesn't

harrystyles: well in three days ill be able to tickle ur peach in person

louist91: sounds hot

harrystyles: RHhhrhrjeehjjej

louist91: what

harrystyles: this is WEIRD

louist91: whAT IS WEIRD

harrystyles: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SAY NO HOMO EVER AGAIN

louist91: WHO SAID THAT

harrystyles: IT'S A GIVEN

harrystyles: IM GOING TO MISS YOUR ANNOYINGNESS

louist91: ok first of all RUDE

louist91: and second of all why are u gonna miss it

harrystyles: it's like our thing

harrystyles: how are we going to be a good couple if we don't even have our own thing

louist91: a good what now

harrystyles: what

harrystyles: WAIT

harrystyles: FUCKD NO TSPTOSK

louist91: so we're a couple now huh

harrystyles: LEAVE ME ALONE

louist91: is that what u want huh

louist91: huh huh huh

harrystyles: GOODBYE IM GONE

harrystyles: TAKE ME AWAY GOD IM READY

louist91: but if god takes u away how are we suppose to be a good couple :(

harrystyles: stop teasing me disuhfkjhs

louist91: but that's what couples do

harrystyles: i hate u

louist91: how will this relationship work out if u hate me ?????

harrystyles has muted the conversation

louist91: OMHGD

louist91: IM CRIYING NO COME BACK CURLY

louist91: I CNA T BREAHT E NO

harrystyles has unmuted the conversation

harrystyles: are u done yet

louist91: #done

harrystyles: good

louist91: ok but like we can;t ignore that

harrystyles: yes we can

harrystyles: let's start right now

louist91: harry

harrystyles: louist

louist91: FUCKER

harrystyles: :)

louist91: don't treat ur boyfriend like this

harrystyles: you're ANNOYING

louist91: you're CUTE

harrystyles: stop ur stuff

louist91: what stuff

harrystyles: STOP TEASING ME

louist91: who says I'm teasing u

harrystyles: ILL BLOCK U

louist91: you're the one who said u wanted to go out with me js

harrystyles: I DID NOT SAY THOSE WORDS

louist91: blah blah blah

harrystyles: you make me puke

louist91: your face makes me puke

harrystyles: that's not what u were saying yesterday

louist91: WHY THE FUCK

harrystyles: EHEHEHEHE

louist91: WHY ARE U LIKE THIS

harrystyles: I LEARNED FROM THE BEST

louist91: THIS IS UNFAIR

louist91: IM SUPPOSE TO BE THE WITTY ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

harrystyles: IM CATCHING UP TO YOU TOMMO

louist91: STAY IN UR LANE BOY

harrystyles: I CNA T

harrystyles: IV E LOST CONTROL OF MY C AR

harrystyles: IM SWERVING INTO YOUR LANE LOUIST

louist91: YOURE GOING TO KILL US

harrystyles: WATCH OUT

louist91: STOP

harrystyles: WEREREEEEE CRASHIFNNNNGGGG

louist91: YOURE SO ANNOYING

harrystyles: BOOOMBOBMO SCRAAMMAAR

harrystyles: were ded

louist91: rip

harrystyles: in loving memory of louist tomlinson

louist91: and his wife, henry stapler

harrystyles: STAPLER?

louist91: stapler.

harrystyles: oh

louist91: perhaps stapler will be our Always

Harrystyles: john green more like john orange

louist91: john green more like

louist91: JOOOOHHNNN CEEEEENNNAAA

harrystyles: STOP

louist91: WHY

harrystyles: THOSE VINES HURT MY HEAD

louist91: YOU HURT MY HEAD

harrystyles: no i don't u love me

louist91: do i really ??????????

harrystyles: yes u do

louist91: ok true

harrystyles: this is true love

louist91: <3

harrystyles: OR IS ITTTTT ?!?!#?!?W#

louist91: </3

harrystyles: don't go breaking my

louist91: don't go BREAKIN MY HEART </3

harrystyles: my achy breaky heart </3

louist91: what are we even doing

harrystyles: what are you doing

louist91: mah dick

harrystyles: STOP

harrystyles: NO

louist91: I WAS KIDDING

harrystyles: YOU MAKE ME CRY

louist91: (image attached) wank off material

harrystyles: imcryigndjh

louist91: so hot

harrystyles: STOP

louist91: 16 year old harry styles dressed as scooby doo was the lady killa

harrystyles: ahem

louist91: oh excuse me

louist91: the louis killa

harrystyles: ;;;;))))))

louist91: ;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))

harrystyles: ok but like

harrystyles: THREE DAYS

louist91: THREE DAYS

harrystyles: SO CLOSE

louist91: YET SO FAR

harrystyles: WHAT ARE WE EVEN GOING TO DO

louist91: WERE GOING TO CAUSE MISCHIEF

harrystyles: I DONT LIKE MISCHIEF

louist91: ILL MAKE U LIKE MISCHIEF

harrystyles: we need a game plan

louist91: for what

harrystyles: where are we going to meet

louist91: ur the one that lives there

louist91: u decide

harrystyles: IDK

harrystyles: IM NERVOUS

louist91: WHY

louist91: WE HAVE THREE DAYS HARROLD

harrystyles: IM GOING TO CRY

harrystyles: WHAT IF U MEET ME AND THINK IM REALLY UGLY SO U PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

louist91: THAT WONT HAPPEN

harrystyles: HOW DO U KNOW

louist91: HERE ILL PROMISE U

louist91: NO MATTER HOW UGLY U LOOK IN PERSON, I WONT PUNCH U IN THE FACE

harrystyles: PROMISE

louist91: PROMISE :D

harrystyles: AND I PROMISE NO MATTER HOW PRETTY U LOOK IN PERSON I WONT ATTACK U WITH ENDLESS CUDDLES

louist91: BUT

harrystyles: BUT WHAT

louist91: WHAT IF I WANT ENDLESS CUDDLES

harrystyles: OH OK

harrystyles: I PROMISE YOU THAT ILL ATTACK U WITH ENDLESS CUDDLES

louist91: JK I DONT WANT THEM

harrystyles: WAHT

louist91: REKT

harrystyles: IMCRIYN I

louist91: IF U HAVE ICE CREAM FOR ME WHEN I GET THERE THEN U CAN RELEASE THE ENDLESS CUDDLES ON ME

harrystyles: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM

louist91: THE GOOD KIND

harrystyles: WHAT DOE S THT MEAN

louist91: U HAVE TO GUESS

harrystyles: UR SO DIFFICULT

louist91: BUT YOU STILL LOVEME

harrystyles: UNFORTUNATELY

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NIALL AND LIAM DM

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niallhoran: LIAM

niallhoran: LIAM

niallhoran: LIAMAMAMAMAM

niallhoran: ANSWER ME LIMA

niallhoran: WHERE ARE U

niallhoran: THE MISSION NEEDS TO BE ACTIVATED

niallhoran: COME ON LIAM

fakeliampayne: what

niallhoran: THERE U ARE

fakeliampayne: i am with zayn

fakeliampayne: what is happening

niallhoran: FORGET ABOUT ZACH

niallhoran: HARRY IS CHATTING TO LOUIS RIGHT NOW

niallhoran: WE NEED TO START THE PLAN

fakeliampayne: but

niallhoran: NOW

fakeliampayne: ok ok I'm ready

niallhoran: REMEMBER THE PLAN ???

fakeliampayne: yes i got it

niallhoran: ALRIGHT ILL ASK HARRY TO ADD ME TO THEIR CONVO

fakeliampayne: WE GOT THIS

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LOUIS AND HARRY DM

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harrystyles: wait hold up

louist91: what

harrystyles: niall is asking me to add him to this convo ???

louist91: ew no

louist91: dont do it

harrystyles: lemme just see what he wants

harrystyles added niallhoran to the conversation

louist91: nasty

niallhoran: shut up lewy

niallhoran: i need to ask for advice

harrystyles: ..... niall we live together

louist91: are u trying to make me jelly

niallhoran: very true but this is more efficient

harrystyles: NIALL

harrystyles: UR LITERALLY IN THE KITCHEN

louist91: go punch him

niallhoran: JUST LET ME SPEAK

harrystyles: THIS IS DUMB

louist91: tell him bby

louist91: DRAG EM

niallhoran: LET ME TELL U GUYS WHATS UP

harrystyles: you're annoying but ok

niallhoran: ok wait real quick

niallhoran added fakeliampayne to the conversation

harrystyles: oh my lord

louist91: look its the bean

fakeliampayne: hello friends

louist91: are u with zayn rn

fakeliampayne: yes actually

louist91: tell him i said that he's being rude

harrystyles: what'd he do

louist91: he skipped our smoke sesh to go hang out with that loser

fakeliampayne: he said whateves

harrystyles: louis don't smoke :(

louist91: wives are hard

niallhoran: GUYS MY ADVICE

harrystyles: oh right

louist91: shoot

niallhoran: so I'm thinking about getting a TATTOO

harrystyles: oh ok

louist91: what are u gonna get

niallhoran: that's actually what i need help with

niallhoran: and since u guys have so many tattoos....

harrystyles: very true

louist91: yes

niallhoran: i thought u guys could help me pick out the best ones

fakeliampayne: this is taking too long

louist91: what

harrystyles: ???

fakeliampayne: louis u got a new tattoo didn't u

niallhoran: LIAM

louist91: indeed i did ???

fakeliampayne: and what was it

harrystyles: um

louist91: a dagger ?#$!$

niallhoran: LIAM STOP

harrystyles: what is happening

fakeliampayne: harry u have a rose tattoo true or false

harrystyles: true

louist91: liam ??????

fakeliampayne: (image attached) what is this a picture of

niallhoran: nO FUCKING CHILL

louist91: a dagger and a rose ????#?!!$!?

fakeliampayne: harry, he got the dagger

louist91: LIAM

niallhoran: STOPT HIS

harrystyles: oh

fakeliampayne: the rose has been taken care of

louist91: WHAT THE FUCK

harrystyles: wait sO LOUIS

louist91: UHM

harrystyles: U GOT A MATCHING TATTOO FOR ME ????

louist91: i dOnT kNoW

fakeliampayne: he also got a compass to match ur ship

louist91: LIAM YOU FUCKIGN

harrystyles: HWAT I SHAPPENING

niallhoran: LIAM CALM DOWN

louist91: I CANT FUCKING TRUST U LIAM

harrystyles: WAIT SO THIS IS TRUE

louist91: UHM

louist91: NO ???!?

harrystyles: AWWW LIL BBY LOU LOU

harrystyles: U LUUUUVVV MEE

louist91: STOP IT

fakeliampayne: don't forget about your lock screens harry

harrystyles: LIAM

niallhoran: STOP PPP

louist91: LOCKSCREEN ????

harrystyles: SHUT YOUR MOUTH LIAM

fakeliampayne: every time you send him a new selfie, it's harry's lock screen until u send him a new one

harrystyles: WH Y DO U KNOW THAT

fakeliampayne: niall

harrystyles: NIALL

louist91: OOOH SO THIS IS TRUE HUH HARRIE

harrystyles: IMDEAD AND GONE

louist91: (image attached) need a new lock screen?

harrystyles: STOP

harrystyles: I HATE OYU LIAM

niallhoran: LIAM THIS WASNT THE PLAN

fakeliampayne: liam out

fakeliampayne has left the conversation

harrystyles: oh

louist91: well

niallhoran: THIS ISNT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

harrystyles: whAT

niallhoran: THIS IS MORE THA N JUST DARK LARRYISM

louist91: what are u even talking about

niallhoran: OH DEAR

niallhoran has left the conversation

harrystyles: UM ????

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NIALL AND LIAM DM

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niallhoran: DEMON LARRIE

fakeliampayne: what

niallhoran: YOU ARE A DEMON LARRIE

niallhoran: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHILL

fakeliampayne: is that a good thing

niallhoran: YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP LIAM

niallhoran: HOW DID U EVEN GET MOST OF THAT INFORMATION

fakeliampayne: i do my research

niallhoran: YOU ARE CRAZY

fakeliampayne: thank you

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LOUIS AND HARRY DM

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louist91: ...... so

harrystyles: ....... sooo

louist91: lock screens huh ;)

harrystyles: matching tattoo huh ;))

louist91: well looks like we've both been outed by the payno

harrystyles: looks like it

harrystyles: who knew we were both so whipped

louist91: apparently liam

harrystyles: *sig*

louist91: *sig*

harrystyles: well i guess this means only one thing

louist91: what

harrystyles: we have to get married now

harrystyles: so those matching tattoos won't go to waste ;;;;)))))

louist91: shut ur mouth

harrystyles: so no marriage ?!?!??

louist91: hm

louist91: maybe

harrystyles: maybes aren't allowed in this house boy

louist91: fine

louist91: ill marry u harry

louist91: because it rhymes :)

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and leanne ends this chapter on a fetus larry reference

notice that this chapter is considerably longer and took less time to upload than usual

I'm learning my readers, have patience

for now on, the chapters shall be longer and the updates shall be shorter

you're welcome

also, LIAM IS A DEMON LARRIE BC HE GOT NO CHILL

HOPE U ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER AND I WILL SEE U GUYS SOON

SEEYA L8R BROZ