(first of all, another person wants to translate my story and thatS INSANE so shout out to u homie and then someone on twitter was tweeting about my story and gave ppl the link so shout out to @/artwrknjh on twitter ur $wag)

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anywaaaaaaysss

i feel like we should all get to know each other and be one giant family so let's play a small game before you start the chapter

I'm going to start a story and in the comments you guys continue it on and it'll be great just watch

one day when Louis was walking down the street, he bumped into....

OK GUYS NOW U CAN ENJOY THE CHAPTER AND HOPEFULLY MAKE NEW BUDDIEZ

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harrystyles: LOUIS WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME

louist91: what kind of game

harrystyles: A FUN GAME

louist91: ok sure

harrystyles: WHY ARENT YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS

harrystyles: TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH ME

louist91: OK OK I AM

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: ANYWAYS THE GAME

harrystyles: YEAH LETS DO IT

harrystyles: I SAY A SENTENCE AND YOU HAVE THE COME UP WITH A SENTENCE THAT RHYMES WITH IT AND IN THE END IT'LL BE A RAP

louist91: BRO R WE FINNA MAKE A MIX TAPE

harrystyles:HECK YEAH LETS DO IT

harrystyles: I JUST WALKED WITH MY DOG TO THE STORE

louist91: WANNA FUCK ALL THESE HOES ON THE FLOOR

harrystyles: LOUISXKFAKNCA

louist91: WHAT IT RHYMED

harrystyles: CAN WE TAKE OUR RAP A LITTLE SLOWER PLS

louist91: FINE WHATEVER START AGAIN

harrystyles: GONNA GO TO MC D'S SO I CAN GET FED

louist91: can we pls type regular bc this is hurting my HEAD

harrystyles: sure whateves bc I don't really CARE

louist91: yo yo yo shout out to all the PEAR

harrystyles: my boots are shining brighter than your FUTURE

louist91: having conversations with girls sure are TORTURE

harrystyles: my mom tries to get me to eat all my CABBAGE

louist91: when I bust all my rhymes, people call me SAVAGE

harrystyles: hey lou lou that was a good RHYME

louist91: my super awesome epic raps should be a CRIME

harrystyles: my next rhyme will surely bring you DOWN

louist91: sure ok whatever you can't break my CROWN

harrystyles: I think I'm going to go get an ORANGE

louist91: really wish that I could fix this DOOR HINGE

harrystyles: HOW

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: DRAKE AND JOSH BITCH

harrystyles: IM STUNNED

louist91: u betta be biiiiiiiitch

harrystyles: well I guess we should play a different game since yOU WON

louist91: all I do is win win win no matta what

harrystyles: what should we play

louist91: 21 questions ;) haha

louist91: that was my white boy impression

harrystyles: impressive

louist91: but let's play two truths and one lie

harrystyles: throwback all the way to fifth grade

louist91: lets DO ITT

harrystyles: I'll go first

harrystyles: 1. I own a fedora
2. I have three best friends
3. my sister's name is Gemma

louist91: #2 that so easy

harrystyles: BUT IVE NEVER TOLD YOU ANY OF THESE THINGS

harrystyles: HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT

louist91: process by elimination

louist91: 1. fedoras are stupid, so are you boom

louist91: 2. ur a loser so why would you have more than two friends

louist91: 3. wild guess

harrystyles: why are u so mean to me

harrystyles: why u gotta be so rood

louist91: kill me

louist91: it's my turn ok

harrystyles: whateves

louist91: 1. I beat off with my left hand
2. my little sisters once smeared their own shit on my face
3. i used to eat rollie pollies as a kid

harrystyles: first one, duh

louist91: wait what how

harrystyles: you've sent me pictures of yourself louis I didn't NOT notice that your right arm is bigger than your left

louist91: you nasty son of a bitch

louist91: filth

harrystyles: why are u calling me nasty when yoU ATE ROLLIE POLLIES AS A KID

louist91: I WAS A WEIRD LITTLE KID OK

harrystyles: THATS SO DISGUSTING

harrystyles: BUT NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOUR LITTLE SISTERS PUT POOP ON YOUR FACE WHAT

louist91: I CANT EXPLAIN THAT

harrystyles: YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS SO BIZARRE

louist91: I should write a book

harrystyles: I wouldn't read it bc I'd be so mentally scarred by the end of it

louist91: thanks

louist91: it's dedicated to you

harrystyles: I still wouldn't read it

louist91: whatever lets play that rhyming game again

harrystyles: but u already won

louist91: who cares les do eht

harrystyles: fine but this is the last game

louist91: just drop a rhyme harreh

harrystyles: laying in my bed just watchin CARTOONS

louist91: really wish I could have a BABOON

harrystyles: my kitty just yawned what a CUTIE

louist91: ur cats named after me so waddup LOUIS

harrystyles: you should get a pet and name it after ME

louist91: I'll name u after my CHIMPANZEE

harrystyles: kitty louis just peed, what a MESS

louist91: so is real louis in uno dos TRES

harrystyles: are you texting me while you're in the BATHROOM

louist91: yes I'm peeing in the toilet of DOOM

harrystyles: that didn't even make any SENSE

louist91: maybe that's bc ur brain is so DENSE

harrystyles: whateves I gotta go but I ain't gonna LOSE

louist91: I'm not gonna stop, might as well just SNOOZE

harrystyles: g2g louis, make our mixtape and get that PROMO

louist91: I wanna suck ur dick just kidding NO HOMO

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I didn't like this chapter that much

the next chapter will be better I promise

ok bye