(this is just a texting chapter bc im too tired and it doesn't connect to the last chapter whatsoever so shut up)

also you guys should download the app "Famous!" and compete to be my number one fan ;)))))

it's based on Twitter so you'd need a Twitter acc, but the person who stays my number one fan for the longest gets

something cool

whatever u want !

anyways, enjoy ????

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
CHAPTER THIRTY SIX

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louist91: BOIIIII

louist91: BOOOOOOIIIIII

harrystyles: boi ?

louist91: BOI .

harrystyles: what is boi

louist91: dat is boi

harrystyles: what

louist91: DAT BOI

harrystyles: ?/!/?2?//?/?/?

louist91: OH SHIT WADDUP !

harrystyles: oh shit waddup !

louist91: no you can't do it

harrystyles: :(

louist91: u suk @ memes

harrystyles: i lov memes !

louist91: you pronounce it me-mes

harrystyles: it is SPELLED ME MES

harrystyles: WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO THINK

louist91: ITS MEEMS

harrystyles: THEN WHY ISNT IT SPELLED MEEMS

louist91: BC THATS DUMB

harrystyles: YOURE DUMB

louist91: gasp

harrystyles: AND MEMES ARE DUMB

louist91: BITCH

louist91: U CAN COME AFTER ME

louist91: U CAN COME AFTER MY FRIENDS

louist91: BUT DONT TOUCH MY MEMES

harrystyles: I'm gonna catch a disease from your ugliness

louist91: u gonna catch these hands

harrystyles: explain a meme to me

harrystyles: one random meme

harrystyles: and if it makes sense

harrystyles: ACTUAL sense

louist91: you'll gimme a smooch

harrystyles: um

harrystyles: no

louist91: wyd

harrystyles: meme lovers don't GET SMOOCHES

louist91: :'(

harrystyles: anyways

harrystyles: explain a MEME

louist91: what will I get

harrystyles: you will get

harrystyles: a chocolate chip cookie

louist91: no

louist91: i want u

harrystyles: :O

louist91: :O

harrystyles: I'll give you my soul

louist91: u and ur beautiful soul

louist91: yes

harrystyles: now, MEME ????

louist91: ok

louist91: let's talk about

harrystyles: the fitness gram pacer test meme ???????

louist91: HAKSBANASJA

harrystyles: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

harrystyles: WHY IS IT FUNYN

louist91: HARRY

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: let me explain to u what the meme is

harrystyles: yes

harrystyles: wait

louist91: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test, that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the twenty meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal (beep). a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound (beep). remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

harrystyles: fuCK I KNEW IT

louist91: HAHAHAHAHHA

harrystyles: ITS NOT FUNNT I DNT GET IT

louist91: ITS SO FINYNW SHE

harrystyles: NO

louist91: hey Harry knock knock

harrystyles: what

louist91: knock knock

harrystyles: ur telling a JOKE

louist91: JUST ANSWER TO THE KNOCK KNOCK

harrystyles: who's there ??????

louist91: fitness

harrystyles: fitness who

harrystyles: FCUKS WAIT

louist91: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test, that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the twenty meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal (beep). a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound (beep). remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

harrystyles: YOURE NOT FUCKIGN FUNNY

harrystyles: KNOCK KNOCK

louist91: no

harrystyles: it's funny i promise

louist91: I already told a funny joke

harrystyles: it wasn't FUNNY

louist91: I'll tell a DIFFERENT ONE THEN

louist91: knock knock !

harrystyles: .......... who's there

louist91: bee :)

harrystyles: bee who :)

louist91: .......

louist91: bee movie script
According to all known laws of aviation,     there is no way a bee should be able to fly.     Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.     The bee, of course, flies anyway     because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.     Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.     Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.     Barry! Breakfast is ready!     Ooming!     Hang on a second.     Hello?     - Barry? - Adam?     - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.     Looking sharp.     Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.     Sorry. I'm excited.     Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.     A perfect report card, all B's.     Very proud.     Ma! I got a thing going here.     - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!     - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!     Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!     - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.     - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.     Never thought I'd make it.     Three days grade school, three days high school.     Those were awkward.     Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.     You did come back different.     - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.     - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.     - You going to the

harrystyles: WHA THRE FUXK

harrystyles: I'm SO FUCKINN TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT

louist91: HEHENSHSHEHE

harrystyles: YOURE TOO INTO MEMES

harrystyles: YOURE A MEME-AHOLIC

louist91: IMXRTINNGHSJA

louist91: RHEYEE SO FUNNY

harrystyles: they're NOT

louist91: ur not cool enough to ENJOY THE MEMES B)

harrystyles: shut UP

harrystyles: memes are DUMB and only LOSERS ENJOY MEMES

louist91: very false

harrystyles: very not false

louist91: memes are amazing and I am going to marry a meme one day

harrystyles: ewie

harrystyles: and u failed to explain a meme to me so u don't get a SMOOCHIE

louist91: NOT FAIR

louist91: I EXPLAINED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST MEME

harrystyles: DID NOT

louist91: how about

louist91: how many retweets would it take for u to give me a SMOOCHIE ;;;)))

harrystyles: nine hundred million

louist91: nO REALLY

harrystyles: how many twitterers follow you

louist91: like

louist91: nine

harrystyles: :O

louist91: JK

louist91: 7K bitch

harrystyles: fine if you get 7,000 retweets I'll smooch ya

louist91: noice

louist91: I tweeted it, get ready to smooch my face

harrystyles: never

harrystyles: how many retweets so far

louist91: lets see

louist91: one

harrystyles: who was it

louist91: it was

louist91: niall

harrystyles: oh

louist91: this is TAKING TOO LONG

harrystyles: it's only been two minutes

louist91: I'm bouta get that smooch
(screenshot attached)

harrystyles: NO FAIR THATS CHEATING

louist91: NO ITS NOT SHUT UP

harrystyles: FUCKIN CHEATER I HATE YOU

louist91: WELL THESE ARE THE MEASURES I HAVE TO GO TO OKAY

louist91: THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE TURNING ME INTO

harrystyles: EARN THE SMOOCH YOU CHEATER

louist91: THAT'LL TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS

louist91: I won't wanna kiss you in ten years

harrystyles: bitch tf that mean

louist91: whatever u want it to mean

louist91: this all started bc u don't understand fuckin memes smh

harrystyles: what does that even meme

harrystyles: EHEAKSHEHEHEHEH

louist91: honestly i hate u

harrystyles: incorrect

harrystyles: you love me mucho

louist91: maybe I do

louist91: but u love ME mucho

harrystyles: DO NOT

louist91: oh

harrystyles: you are ugli

louist91: BITCH TF WHERE

louist91: (image attached)

louist91: LOOK @ me

louist91: u wanna b all up on this bby boy

louist91: or should I say

louist91: boi

harrystyles: dat boi

louist91: oh shit waddup !

harrystyles: but you're ugly on the INSIDE

harrystyles: which is the only thing that matters

louist91: stfu

louist91: u ain't gonna find anyone better than i

harrystyles: already have !

louist91: WHAT THE FUCK

harrystyles: :) (image attached)

harrystyles: I found him on Instagram and I am in lov !

louist91: bitch tf

louist91: u found me on Instagram

louist91: he's the Walmart version of me

harrystyles: no

harrystyles: I met you on kik

louist91: die

louist91: im prettier

harrystyles: YOURE emo

louist91: are u saying emos can't be pretty

louist91: WOW HARRY, WAY TO OFFEND EVERYONE IN THE WNTIRE WORLD

harrystyles: I didn't sAY THAT

louist91: DO YOU HEAR THAT ????

harrystyles: NO WHAT

louist91: OH NO ITS GETTING LOUDER !!!!

harrystyles: WHAT IS IT

louist91: ITS THE PHANDOM RAGING

louist91: THE TØP FANS ARE MARCHING TO STRESSED OUT AND READY TO ATTACK YOU

louist91: THE EMOS ARE COMING

harrystyles: SHUT YP

harrystyles: YOURE ANNOYING

louist91: WOW now the emos are ANNOYING ??????

louist91: someone STOP THIS MENACE

harrystyles: IMCRYINGHS

harrystyles: emos are NICE and I love them :(

louist91: WOOOOW so u hate everyone else? predictable.

harrystyles: STOP

harrystyles: now IM EMO

louist91: you don't even like tøp?

louist91: culture appropriation. when will you stop?

harrystyles: IDNSHSKSBS

harrystyles: FINE JUST KILL ME

harrystyles: SHOOT ME MAN DO IT NOW

louist91: MAN ???? are you ASSUMING MY GENDER ?????

harrystyles: .

louist91: ....

louist91: u put only one dot. are you promoting seclusion?

harrystyles: I CANT WIN HERE

louist91: :)

harrystyles: you're so ugly to me

louist91: am NOT

louist91: am pretty boy

harrystyles: you are boy

louist91: it would seem so

harrystyles: you are boi

louist91: pls

harrystyles: DAT BOI

louist91: oh shit waddup !

harrystyles: SEE

harrystyles: I can do the memes

louist91: no u can't

louist91: u can't do ANYTHING

harrystyles: I can do SOME THINGS

louist91: like WHAT

harrystyles: I can do YOU

louist91: oh

louist91: ;)

harrystyles: jk

harrystyles: I do no one

harrystyles: I do my homework!

louist91: u killed my boner

louist91: boner murderer

harrystyles: how do I revive him

louist91: did u just assume my boner's gender??!

harrystyles: WHATEVER

louist91: my dick is a lady

louist91: she loves everyone

harrystyles: does she love me

louist91: yes she does

harrystyles: tell her I said hello

louist91: tell her yourself :)))

harrystyles: how

louist91: (image attached)

harrystyles: WHA TRHE FUCK

harrystyles: HERE I AM, HAVING A SOMEWHAT SEEMINGLY NORMAL CONVERSATION, AND YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR

harrystyles: THING

louist91: you ASKED to say HELLO

louist91: introductions are important

harrystyles: I don't like her

louist91: too bad, she likes u

harrystyles: nasty boy

louist91: she likes ur face

louist91: she also likes ur voice

louist91: and she likes ur jawline

harrystyles: obsessed much

louist91: yes !

louist91: she's obsessed with u !

harrystyles: STALKER

louist91: I try TELLING HER

louist91: but she persistent

harrystyles: tell her that I politely decline

louist91: :(

louist91: she'll be sad

louist91: when she's sad, IM SAD

harrystyles: do not be emo :O

harrystyles: she is NICE and I LIKE HER but

louist91: but what

harrystyles: i am taken

louist91: w

louist91: what

louist91: what the fuck

louist91: what do you mean you're taken

louist91: ?????

harrystyles: i cannot be with her :(

louist91: who's your fucking boyfriend

harrystyles: you !!!!!

louist91: what

harrystyles: cannot be with lady bc I'm already with you :)

louist91: you

louist91: I hate u

harrystyles: kissy

louist91: no KISSY

harrystyles: :(

harrystyles: you were jealouis !

louist91: what

harrystyles: I came up with this thing for when you're jealous and it's called jeaLOUIS

harrystyles: GET IT

louist91: ur like

louist91: sO ANNOYING

harrystyles :(

louist91: i CANT BELIEVE I FUCKINNF LIKE YOU

harrystyles: neither CAN I

louist91: u ruin me

harrystyles: sorri

louist91: i read something once that says a person has one true love of their life and guess what ?/!/?/?/?

harrystyles: que

louist91: u are

louist91: DAT BOI !

harrystyles: oh shit waddup !

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mani sorri for late chapter :(

but guess what !

skewl is over in a week :O

so I'll be able to write more ??? :)((

also REMEMBER !!!
download the app "Famous!" and compete to be my number one Twitter fan!

whoever is my number one fan for the longest time gets WHATEVER THEY WANT

maybe I'll make a sim of u on my new sims 4 game or somethin idk u choose

anyways

SEEYA L8R BROZ