I'm gonna go back to texts for a while just bc it guarantees faster updates

im supa sorry :'-(

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
THIRTY SEVEN

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harrystyles: I've been doing nothing but watching the office for five days straight help me

louist91: that is a lie bc u have also been texting me :-)

harrystyles: stop i have a problem

louist91: five days ain't even bad

louist91: two weeks is when you have a problem

harrystyles: how do you know

louist91: when I hit two weeks liam took me to a therapist

harrystyles: what did the therapist say

louist91: she told me to stop

louist91: then she gave me a bowl of lucky charms

louist91: and we played BATTLE SHIP

harrystyles: who won

louist91: I did

harrystyles: you're lying

louist91: aM NOT

harrystyles: YOU CANT PLAY BOARD GAMES

louist91: WTF WHO SAYS

louist91: AND THATS NOT A BOARD GAME

harrystyles: THEN WHAT IS IT

louist91: ITS A

harrystyles: ?

louist91: SHUT UP

harrystyles: YOU SHUT UP

louist91: NO YOU WITH UR WEAK ASS NETFLIX MARATHONS

harrystyles: IM SUFFERING LOUIS HOW DARE YOU

louist91: U BEEN WATCHING THE OFFICE FOR FIVE DAYS?

louist91: U AINT GOT NOTHIN ON MY NONSTOP FOUR WEEK NEW GIRL MARATHON

louist91: im almost finished with the show :'(

harrystyles: im almost finished with the office too :'(

louist91: u fucker

louist91: u told me u didn't waTCH THE OFFICE BEFORE

harrystyles: I DIDNT

louist91: bitch u is lie

harrystyles: am not lie

harrystyles: ive spent the last five days getting to where i am louist

harrystyles: don't you DARE doubt my marathoning abilities

louist91: what season are u on

louist91: liar

harrystyles: NINE

louist91: in just five days ?/??/

louist91: harry that is physically impossible

harrystyles: SURPRISINGLY it's not

louist91: how many fuckin episodes do u watch in a day tf

harrystyles: 39 most days, 41 on good days

louist91: what

louist91: do u even eat

harrystyles: Niall has been my personal chef

louist91: what why would u do that to urself

louist91: have u even slept ??2?/?/

harrystyles: not for five days !!! ahaha

harrystyles: ahahahahahhahahah

harrystyles: help me

louist91: harry pls

louist91: u need help

harrystyles: maybe that's why I ASKED FOR HELP

harrystyles: SAVE ME LOUIS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE JM WEAK

louist91: I CANT DO ANYTHING

louist91: GET A THERAPIST

harrystyles: I DONT WANT A THERAPIST

harrystyles: SHE'LL GIVE ME LUCKY CHARMS I DONT WANT LUCKY CHARMS

louist91: what the fuck is ur problem

louist91: why don't u want lucky charms

harrystyles: LOUIS THIS ISNT IMPORTANT

louist91: TELL ME WHY U DONT WANT LUCKY CHARMS

harrystyles: THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION

louist91: WELL TO QUOTE THE MODERN GIRL BAND LYRICS GIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT

harrystyles: THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE TOO SWEET FOR ME OKAY

louist91: OH WOW

louist91: WEAK ASS HOE

harrystyles: SAYS THE ONE WHO STILL HASNT FINISHED NEW GIRL IN FOUR WEEKS

louist91: GASSPPPPP

louist91: ARE U INSULTING MY MARATHONING SKILLS

harrystyles: IF THE SHOE FITS

harrystyles: WHICH IT PROBABLY DOESNF BC U HALF ELF FEET, TINY

louist91: GIMME A BREAK, IM BIG

harrystyles: YEAH

harrystyles: A BIG POO POO

louist91: HARRY IM GONNA NEEd u to calm down

harrystyles: NO

harrystyles: I WONT CLAM DOWN

harrystyles: THIS CLAM WONT DOWN

harrystyles: TRY KEEPING THIS CLAM DOWN

harrystyles: YOU'LL LOSE TO THE CLAM

louist91: i said CALM down

louist91: SO CALM DOWN

harrystyles: NO IM ANGRY

harrystyles: WHY IS BRIAN SO FRIENDLY TO PAM

harrystyles: JAM IS REAL I WANT BRIAN DEAD

louist91e: BITCH brian is my daddy

harrystyles: I HAT E THIS SHOW

louist91: then stop watching it

harrystyles: NO

louist91: FINE

louist91: if ur eyeballs melt off don't say i didn't warn u !

harrystyles: if ur ego gets too big and it explodes, don't say I didn't warn you !

louist91: u get mean when ur marathoning

harrystyles: FIVE DAYS OF NO SLEEP TURNS ME INTO A SAVAGE

louist91: how have u not slept for FIVE DAYS

harrystyles: COFFEE AND DETERMINATION

louist91: harry

harrystyles: louis

louist91: pls go to sleep

harrystyles: ok

louist91: good

harrystyles: after i finish this season

louist91: HARRY

louist91: UR GOING TO DIE AND THEN WHAT WILL I DO

louist91: I CANT RAISE LOUIS JR ON MY OWN

harrystyles: SHUT UP

harrystyles: a human can go up to eleven days without sleeping

harrystyles: I did my research before starting my quest

harrystyles: I'm not a dummy

louist91: are u calling me a dummy

harrystyles: no

harrystyles: not even remotely

louist91: ur throwing SHADE aren't u

harrystyles: no not at all

louist91: do i have to CALL UR MOTHER

harrystyles: NO

louist91: THEN LEARN SOME RESPECT

louist91: CHERISH UR ELDERS

harrystyles: I cherish my elders :~)

harrystyles: just NOT YOU

louist91: IM AN ELDER HARRY

louist91: CHERISH ME

harrystyles: you don't have to be an elder for me to cherish you !!!!!

louist91: damn u smooth

harrystyles: like a butt !

harrystyles: a smooth butt !

louist91: damn u ain't smooth anymore

harrystyles: :-(

louist91: :-)*

harrystyles: >:-(

louist91: :-O

harrystyles: D-:<

louist91: ;-P

louist91: that's the face i make when i lick ur dick

louist91: ;-P

harrystyles: :-{|

harrystyles: that's the face I make when u lick my dick

louist91: why do u have a mustache

harrystyles: well, if u MUSTACHE

harrystyles: UAHAJAHJADBJ

louist91: what

harrystyles: MUSTACHE

harrystyles: LIKE MUST ASK

louist91: harry go to sleep

harrystyles: louis go to BUTT

louist91: I think ur lack of sleep is actually making ur sense of humor WORSE

louist91: this is scary go to sleep

harrystyles: is NoT

harrystyles: I'll tell a JOEK to prove y WRKNG

harrystyles: why do cows LACTOES ??

louist91: um

harrystyles: o wait

harrystyles: redo !

louist91: oh my god

harrystyles: why don't  cows have toes ???

harrystyles: WAIT REDO

louist91: WHY DO COWS HAVE HOOVES HARRY

harrystyles: I don't kno

harrystyles: to hoove !

louist91: ur a mess

louist91: save urself before it's too late

harrystyles: it's too late ?/????

harrystyles: it's never too late for ......

harrystyles: (image attached) nudZ !

harrystyles: (image attached) newdz !!

harrystyles: (image attached)

louist91: harry those aren't nudes they're pictures of louis Jr in sunhats

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: well then I guess I don't have nudes

louist91: ur a wreck

louist91: go to sleep u dummy

harrystyles: not until i see some peni !

harrystyles: the plural for pensi i think

louist91: why are u LIKE THIS

louist91: is this what exhaustion really does to people ???

louist91: SLEEP

harrystyles: SHEEP ???

louist91: NO NOT SHEEP

louist91: SLEEP

harrystyles: sheep are   nice

louist91: I am sure they are

harrystyles: sheep are fluf lik e you

louist91: i am fluf

harrystyles: very fluf

harrystyles: I lo OOO v fluf

harrystyles: :-))) )//))

louist91: do u lo OOO v sleep

harrystyles: ye s

louist91: then go to sleepers

harrystyles: but then i wont hav fluf

louist91: fluf is right here !

louist91: u still hav fluf

harrystyles: i want donk ey

louist91: oh

louist91: but im fluf

louist91: fluf is enuf !

louist91: get it bc enuf like enough

louist91: it's funny

louist91: im funny

louist91: u ok

louist91: hello

louist91: did u really fall asleep after saying "i want donk ey"

louist91: WHT the FUCK

louist91: we were suppose to end this in a CUTE WAY

louist91: can't believe u have failed me once again

louist91: smh fluf is disappointed

louist91: anyways

louist91: good night

louist91: fluf lovs u !

louist91: :-)

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yet another sorry bc i suk

sorry for everythin :-(

seeya l8r BROZ !