my iPod broke lol

also no one even reads this book anymore but for the like seven ppl who still waits for updates, hi

these texts are like from BEFORE l&h met so NO louis did not just like suddenly pack his bags and go YEET

so yeah enjoy

ALSO check out the poem i just published on my profile it is v emotional :')

NO HOMO > LARRY AU

THIRTY EIGHT

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niallhoran has created a new group with louist91, harrystyles, realliampayne, and zayn.

niallhoran: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SNAKES

niallhoran: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD HURT ME LIK ETHIS YOU DUMB REPTILES

louist91: what is this

niallhoran: SHUT YOUR LIAR MOUTH

louist91: Oh dear

niallhoran: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE SNAKES

niallhoran: COME OUT OF YOUR HOLES IN THE GROUND YOU COLD BLOODED DEMONS

harrystyles: y are we snakes

harrystyles: i have done no wrong

niallhoran: DONT ACT ALL INNOCENT DUMBKIRK

harrystyles: HWO DARE DYOU

louist91: dumb what

realliampayne: hey friends

niallhoran: NO ONE IS YOUR FRIEND YOU BACKSTABBING SNAIL

louist91: i thought we were snakes

niallhoran: i feel like i've said the word snakes too many times already

harrystyles: that's true

harrystyles: what's a synonym for snake

louist91: reptile

niallhoran: i've said that already

harrystyles: how about amphibian 

louist91: those are like frogs and stuff

niallhoran: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT SNAKES

niallhoran: YOU ALL HAVE HURT ME TOO MANY TIMES AND I WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR THIS HEARBREAK

niallhoran: I NEED ANSWERS RIGHT AWAY

realliampayne: what kind of answers

niallhoran: ANSWERS THAT CAN TELL ME WHY THE FUC K YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND SIGN YOURSELF UP TO BE A SOLO SINGER WHNE I'VE TOLD YOU //SO// MANY TIMES HO W GREAT WE'D BE AS A DUO

realliampayne: jesus niall

louist91: what does liam's betrayal have to do with me and harry

niallhoran: MORE THAN YOU THINK

niallhoran: HARRY REVEAL YOUR EVIL YOU SNAKE KFHSJKK

harrystyles: i dont recall

niallhoran: DO YOU THINK IM DUMBKIRK

harrystyles: STOPDH

louist91: what the fuck is dunkake

harrystyles: KSDHF

niallhoran: WHY DON'T YOU ASK HARRY AKA ACTOR ON THE RISE

louist91: lol harry can't act

harrystyles: hey :(

niallhoran: WELL THE NEW FILM DUNKIRK'S CASTING DIRECTOR WOULD BEG TO DIFFER

harrystyles: STOP  NIUALL

niallhoran: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DRAMA

niallhoran: I HAD TO EXPOSE YOU FOR THE SNAKES YOU ARE

louist91: new film dunkirk what is this

louist91: what are y'all talking about

niallhoran: HARRY AUDITIONED FOR A MOVIE AND HE GOT THE PART LOUIS

niallhoran: YOU WONT BE ABLE TO VISIT HARRY THE SNAKE IN HOLMES CHAPEL IF HE IS FILMING A MOVIE

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: HE'S LYING

niallhoran: NO IM NOT BECAUSE I AM NOT A SNAKE

louist91: YOU SNAKE

harrystyles: IM NOT  A SNAKE JUST LISTENT OT ME

niallhoran: SNAKE

louist91: SNAKE

realliampayne: SNAKE

niallhoran: SHUT UP LIAM YOUARE A SNAKE TOO

niallhoran: DOUBLE SNAKE

louist91: WHAT HTE FUCK HARRY

louist91: HOW COULD YO UDO THIS T O ME

harrystyles: I NEVE RMEANT TO HHURT YOU PLEASE

louist91: WELL GUESS WHAT

louist91: I AM HURT 

louist91: WOUDNED 

harrystyles: PELA SE

niallhoran: THAT;S RIGHT YOU SNAKE

niallhoran: YOU HAVE HURT MORE THAN YOU THOUGHT

niallhoran: WE ARE ALL HURT BECAUSE OF YOUR DECISIONS

realliampayne: SO HURT

niallhoran: SHUT YOUR TFUCKIGN MOUTH LIAM I AM HURT BY YOUR CHOICES TOO I HOPE YOU DIE KSH

realliampayne: NIALL I HAVE NEVER PROMISED TO BE IN A DUO WITH YOU

niallhoran: YOU FIUCKIGN SNKAE 

niallhoran: HOW COULD YOU SAY TH TOT ME

realliampayne: NIALL JUST BE HAPP Y FOR ME

louist91: ok seriously niall just be happy for him

niallhoran: FUCK OFF LOUIS HARRY CUT HIS HAIR TOO

louist91: JESUS FUCKIGN HARRY YOU COUDLNT JUST STAB MY HEART ONCE COULD YOU

harrystyles: IM SORUYKJ

louist91: YOUREE A FUCKIGN SNAKE

realliampayne: NIALL PELAS E

niallhoran: SHUTUP SNAKE

harrystyles: LOUSI

louist91: SNAKE

niallhoran: SNAKE

louist91: SSSssSSSSSSNAKES

niallhoran: UGLY COLD HEARRTED SNAKESSSSSssSSsSss

zayn: what the fuck

niallhoran: ...

harrystyles: ...

realliampayne: ...

louist91: hi zayn

zayn: why was I added to this

zayn: what the fuck are you guys doing

niallhoran: we're weeding out the snakes

zayn: shut up

louist91: ziall is dead

zayn: if i see the word snake again I'm going to commit

harrystyles: he's triggeredt

realliampayne: wait is zayn a snake too

niallhoran: yes

zayn: no

zayn: what

niallhoran: that's right you SNAKE

zayn: why am i a SNAKE

louist91: why aren't you a SNAKE

louist91 has left the conversation

harrystyles: WHAT HAPPENED

harrystyles: LOUIS

zayn: I blocked him

realliampayne: zouis is dead

harrystyles: AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE A SNAKE

harrystyles: ADD HIM BACK SNAKE

niallhoran: YOU ARE A SNAKE ALSO

harrystyles: SHUT UP WIHT YOUR SNAKE TALK

louist91 has been added to the conversation

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: HWA T HAPPENED L

realliampayne: zayn blocked you

louist91: THAT SNAKE

louist91: i forgive you

realliampayne: stop trying to  make zouis happen again

louist91: what do you mean

harrystyles: :(

niallhoran: louis.... zouis is gone

louist91: zouis is alive excuse me

realliampayne: honey.. it's dead

louist91: im not believing zouis is dead until zayn says so

zayn: zouis is dead

louist91: 

louist91: im not believing zouis is dead until God says so

zayn: CAN SOMEONE JUST TELLME WHY I AM A SNAKE

realliampayne: ASK NIALL HE'S THE ONE WHO DETERMINES WHO IS A SNAKE AND WHO ISNT

zayn: NIALL 

niallhoran: YOU ARE A SNAKE FOR MANY REASONS

harrystyles: WHAT ARE THE REASONS

zayn: JUST TELL ME

niallhoran: YOU ARE A SNAKE  BECAUSE YOU are mean 2 me

niallhoran: you always leave my chain letters on read and you unfollowed me on instagram :(

zayn: .

zayn has left the conversation

niallhoran: look at that snake

harrystyles: NIALL

harrystyles: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO NOT BE SNAKES

louist91: QUIT THE MOVIE 

harrystyles: I WILL NOT

louist91: COME RFON

realliampayne: I AM NOT QUITTING MY SOLO CONTRACT

niallhoran: WELL THEN ENJOY LIFE AS A SNAKE YOU STUPIDS PIECE OF DIRT

niallhoran: I CANNOT BELIEVE I EVER TRUSTED ANY OF YOU

niallhoran: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WERE ALL LIARS THE DAY YOU TOLD ME TO MEET YOU IN THE NIGHTCLUB ON CLUB PENGUIN AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP

louist91: I TODL YOU  I COUDLNT PLAY ANYMOER

harrystyles: NIALL I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SERVER WE WERE ON

realliampayne: IT WOULDN'T LOAD FOR ME

niallhoran: SAVE IT YOU SNAKES

niallhoran: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES

niallhoran: IF YOU HAVE ALL MOVED ON FROM OUR FRIENDSHIP THEN I WILL TOO

niallhoran: I WILL BECOME A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER 

niallhoran: I HAVE A MEMBERSHIP FOR A VERY EXCLUSIVE GOLF CLUB AND I WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS THERE

louist91: NIALL WHA THT EUFCK

realliampayne: I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN A SNOBBY GOLFER NIALL

harrystyles: wait niall do you mean woodside golf club

niallhoran: YES THEY ARE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE ME

harrystyles: niall... that golf club has a four month waiting list

niallhoran: OKA Y YEAH SOWHAT

louist91: wait

harrystyles: that means you would have had to sign up for the club four months ago

harrystyles: that's before I auditioned for dunkirk

realliampayne: also before I met with the record label

louist91: wait so does this mean...

realliampayne: NIALL IS THE REAL SNAKE

niallhoran:

niallhoran has left the conversation

louist91: THA TUDFKCING SNAKE

realliampayne: I CANNOT BELIEVE

realliampayne: I NEED TO GO IMMEDIATELY

realliampayne has left the conversation

harrystyles: WHAT A SNAKE

louist91: are you talking about YOURSELF

harrystyles: FJHSJKFH

harrystyles: LOUIS PLEA SE

louist91: WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU ARE A BIG MOVIE STAR NOW

louist91: WITH NO MORE CURLY LOCKS'

harrystyles: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

louist91: WELL I THINK YOURE A BALD MOVIE STAR NOW, IS IT NOT THAT

harrystyles: I DIDNT CUT  MY HAIR

harrystyles: THEY WANTED ME TO BUT I DIDNT

harrystyles: I AM NOT BALD

louist91: WELL THAT ISN'T THE ONLY THING YOU ARE A SNAKE FOR

harrystyles: LOUIS PLEASE 

harrystyles: I WON'T DO THE MOVIE

harrystyles: JUST DONT BE MAD

louist91: shut UP

louist91: do the movie you NERD

harrystyles: b ut

harrystyles: but i don't want to be a snake

louist91: shjkshdfjk

louist91: it is okay u are not a snake

harrystyles: really

louist91: yes

louist91: just pls say ill still be able to visit

harrystyles: of course

harrystyles: maybe by the time you come, the movie will be

harrystyles: DONEkirk

louist91: o

louist91: suddenly larry is dead

harrystyles: NOFJ

louist91: IM KIDDNIG

louist91: larry will never die

louist91: larry is alive forever :)

harrystyles: :)

louist91: no homo tho

harrystyles: i

louist91: ;)

harrystyles: BITHCIUH SWAHT HE FUCK YOU BELLY BUTTION LOOKIUGH ASSS THE FUCK YOU MEAN NO FUCKGINDS FHOMO ILL RIP YOFF YOUR OFUCKING EAR LBOBES DUMB PICEC ES OF STUPDI SHIT FUCK YOU A DN YOUR TFUCKIG N0O HOMO ASS  SHIT YO U FUCKIGN SNAKE I CANNOT BELIEV EYOU FUCKIGN SDA,M I A MS O FUCKIGN HUR T HWO FUCK YOCUOD YIOU I AM SO UGCKIGN TRIGGERETDT 

louist91: HARYR IW AS KIDDING KSHKHF

louist91: you are not the only actor ;;;))))))

harrystyles: oh

louist91: jkdshjs you were TRIGGEREDT

harrystyles: shut UP

louist91: there is SO much homo!

harrystyles: that is better

louist91: :)

harrystyles: i hate you you fuckig snake

louist91: no u don't

harrystyles: no i don't

louist91: lov u too!

harrystyles: i love you

louist91: #larryisreal

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that was kinda a weird ending

so my iPod broke and i haven't been on wattpad or instagram lately so sorry :(

please continue 2 lov me

ALSO i published a poem that i wrote a while back on my profile about self acceptance and loving yourself and all that good stuff SO you guys should go read it :)

writing it really helped me with my confidence so hopefully reading it will help you too :D

anyways, 

SEEYA L8R BROZ