HEY GUYS SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I CHECKED MY NOTIFS AND STUFF AND I SAW HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS COMMENT AND VOTE AND I JUST REALLY LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

AND I REALLY ENJOY SEEING THE SAME PEOPLE OVER AGAIN BC ITS LIKE AW U GUYS BESTIES

GROUP HUG RIGHT HERE BRING IT IN HOMIES *HUGS U*

OK ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTER BROS

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: heyyy louiiiss

louist91: heyyy harrrryy

harrystyles: how's it goin

harrystyles: are u still in pain

louist91: yes but only bc I wasn't able to meet you yesterday *sad face emoji*

harrystyles: it's ok, we can plan another time

harrystyles: *happy face emoji*

louist91: but other than that, this is da life

harrystyles: how could laying in a hospital bed possibly be 'da life'

louist91: I don't have to go to Uni

louist91: I get fed gr8 food by chill nurses

louist91: and my family comes and tells me how much they love me hyfr

harrystyles: maybe I should get in a car accident too then

louist91: 10/10 louis' recommends it

harrystyles: so then it's official

louist91: yep

louist91: you're kidding right don't get in a car accident

harrystyles: of course im kidding I don't love you that much

louist91: thanks

harrystyles: xxxxxxxx

louist91: but anywayssssss...

harrystyles: ??

louist91: I think this is the perfect time for another one of your famous stories

harrystyles: OMG yes

louist91: lets get this started

harrystyles: alrriiiigghhtt

harrystyles: once upon a time, there was a cute rabbit named tommo and this rabbit was the most popular rabbit in all the land

louist91: you bet your ass he is

harrystyles: tommo had lots of friends and everyone loved him and everyone always did what tommo said bc he was so pretty and kind and he was just the most popular lil shit ever

louist91: I like this story so far

harrystyles: BUUUUUUUUT...

louist91: spoke too soon

harrystyles: one day tommo the rabbit was hoppin around, mindin his own business when he tripped over a rock or something and he like flipped over and he was like screaming and stuff and he landed on his right foot RLLY hard

louist91: no not tommo

harrystyles: and he was really hurt and he tried calling for help but no one could hear him bc he was all alone and stuff and he was really sad

louist91: this story is really sad

harrystyles: maybe it's because I'm really sad :(((((

louist91: no sad stories today you sad clown

louist91: it's papa louis' turn to tell the story

harrystyles: ooooh

louist91: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS GIANT WATER ROACH NAMED HAZZA

harrystyles: ew wtf no

louist91: HAZZA LIKED TO EAT ALL THE SHIT HE COULD FIND LIKE CHIPS AND PIZZA AND ACTUAL SHIT SOMETIMES

harrystyles: LOUIS EW THIS STORY IS GROSS

harrystyles: WHY'D YOU PICK A ROACH

louist91: bc I think I saw a roach in the corner of this hospital room

louist91: ANYWAYS

louist91: ONE DAY HAZZA THE ROACH CAME ACROSS A YUMMY PIECE OF STEAK AND HE WAS LIKE DAYUM FINNA HAVE A FEAST FAM

harrystyles: this story is so weird

louist91: BUT THEN LOLO THE PIECE OF STEAK WAS LIKE NO PLS DONT EAT A BROTHA

harrystyles: what is going on

louist91: BUT HAZZA WAS ALL FAT AND HUNGRY AND HE WAS LIKE SHUT UP LOLO IM GONNA DEVOUR YOJ

harrystyles: imjahdkahahsahhah

louist91: AND SO LOLO WAS LIKE HOE DONT DO IT

louist91: AND THEN HAZZA WAS LIKE YAH

louist91: AND THEN HAZZA LOOKED DOWN AT LOLO AND WAS LIKE OH MA GAWD

harrystyles: WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS STORY

louist91: HAZZA SAW THAT LOLO HAD A PIECE OF GOLD COMING OUT OF HIS CENTER

harrystyles: WTF

louist91: AND HAZZA WAS LIKE WHAT AND LOLO WAS LIKE WOO

louist91: AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE LOLO SPROUTED FROM THE PIECE OF STEAK AS A GOLDEN BUTTERFLY AND WAS ALL LIKE I am free

harrystyles: WHAT WHAT WHAT

louist91: and lolo flew away as hazza waved goodbye and ate his steak flavored cocoon the end

harrystyles: WHAT EVEN WAS THAT STORY

louist91: the best story ever that's what it was

harrystyles: you're not telling the stories anymore bc that was a disaster

louist91: no it wasn't it was great

louist91: I'm making that into a children's book just you wait

harrystyles: pls don't ruin those poor little children

louist91: but I will

louist91: anyways I gotta go bc these nurses are bitching at me for being awake

harrystyles: I should be bitching at you too louis go to sleep

louist91: ugh I hate you all

harrystyles: love youuuuuu

louist91: whateves

louist91: but I love you too bro

harrystyles: really?

louist91: yup

louist91: no homo tho

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my mock trial went to a court today and it was great my team won we were defense

ok bye