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NO HOMO > LARRY AU
SEVENTEEN
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(small reminder)
i don't hate taylor swift
I don't hate taylor swift
I DONT HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
I /// DONT /// HATE TAYLOR !!!

i couldn't not include her in this au i mean cmon guyz be reel heer

anyways read on
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harrystyles: sometimes I just think to myself why don't I have any friends

louist91: you have me bro

louist91: and that one annoying kid neil

harrystyles: niall

louist91: no it's neil

louist91: he annoys me by calling me lewis I annoy him by calling him neil

harrystyles: wait do you talk to niall now

louist91: neil

louist91: and yes we cool

harrystyles: UGH YOURE SO POPULAR

harrystyles: I WISH I HAD AS MANY FRIENDS AS YOU

louist91: you can have my friend Liam i don't want him

harrystyles: TEACH ME HOW TO FRIEND

louist91: well first of all stop it with the jokes

harrystyles: but

louist91: not every one will find your awful jokes cute like me

harrystyles: :(((((

louist91: secondly, dont wear your sparkly boots in public

harrystyles: DONT BRING MY SPARKLY BOOTS INTO THIS

louist91: cmon harbear those make you look like Kesha before she went to rehab

harrystyles: maybe I want to look like kesha before she went to rehab

louist91: trust me you don't

harrystyles: what other pieces of advice do you have

louist91: just be yourself kiddo I mean who can resist you

harrystyles: I'm gonna take your advice and go find myself a friend ok

harrystyles: I'm putting on my skinny jeans and pretty shirt and I'm going to wander the town in search for some friends

louist91: keep me updated pls

harrystyles: ok I'm leaving my house woo hoo

harrystyles: my beautiful curls are flying majestically in the air and im ready for some friends

harrystyles: I'm walking to this coffee shop isn't that where all friendships start

harrystyles: *mysteriously sits in the corner of the coffee shop*

louist91: oh god

louist91: pls don't tell me you got a pumpkin spice latte

harrystyles: no i got a vanilla latte with a shot of caramel cream

louist91: you're so white

harrystyles: you're white too shush

louist91: but I'm into *hits chest* manly things

harrystyles: WAIT A FRIEND IS APPROACHING ME YES

harrystyles: ITS A FEMALE

louist91: HARRY NO NOT THE VAGINAS

harrystyles: SHUSH SHE'S COMING

harrystyles: hello girl be my friend pls

louist91: HARRY DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP

harrystyles: OMG we got the same kind of latte this is great TWINSIES

louist91: *loudly groans*

louist91: why am I friends with you

harrystyles: bc I'm a cutie

louist91: tru

harrystyles: her name is taylor and she is a nice lady

louist91: I call that she wants ur dick

harrystyles: LOUIS

harrystyles: LET ME MAKE MY NEW FRIENDS IN PEACE

louist91: whateves just keep me updated

louist91: and remember: I called it

harrystyles: well I call that she wants to be my friend bc I'm the greatest person ever

louist91: nah she wanna hop on that dick

harrystyles: nO

harrystyles: taylor asked me how old I was and I said "I don't know about you, but I'm twenty two!"

harrystyles: it's funny bc it rhymes

louist91: did she walk away from you

harrystyles: no

louist91: I would've

harrystyles: rude

harrystyles: actually, she laughed at my joke for your information so

louist91: I wasn't there but I already know it was fake

harrystyles: shut up im talking to my new friend TAYLOR

louist91: bleh bleh bleh

harrystyles: taylor says that my curly hair is pretty

harrystyles: you've never called my curls pretty

louist91: bc I don't need to

louist91: you already know that i think your curls are pretty

harrystyles: do i really

louist91: well u do now

harrystyles: well taylor met me like five minutes ago and she called my curls pretty

louist91: she wants to get laid

louist91: don't fall for the female tricks

harrystyles: you're being mean to my new friend

louist91: ugh whatever

harrystyles: thank you taylor, my jokes ARE funny

louist91: she's lying to your face harry

harrystyles: or she's being nice to be unlike SOMEONE I know

louist91: ikr niall is a cunt

harrystyles: ugh

louist91: speaking of the leprechaun, he says that tay-tay only wants ur bay-bay gray-vay

harrystyles: how does niall know about taylor

louist91: i sent him screenshots of our convo

harrystyles: UGH

harrystyles: GO AHEAD, KEEP STEALING MY FRIENDS I DONT EVEN MIND

louist91: but u got tay tay

harrystyles: idk I think I'm gonna start making friends elsewhere

louist91: why

harrystyles: she's a little too talkative for my taste

louist91: and a little too female

harrystyles: stOP

harrystyles: goodbye taylor have a nice day yep go away now

louist91: sassy harry

harrystyles: she won't leave what do i do

louist91: tell her your husband wants you home

louist91: it'll make you go from 100 to 0 real quick

harrystyles: im trying to walk home but i think she's following me help

harrystyles: i can't ruN FROM HER SHE'S SUCH A FAST WALKER

louist91: this is so scary but entertaining at the same time

harrystyles: I'm going to cry stop foLLOWING ME

louist91: this is what you get for befriending a female

harrystyles: NOW IS NOT THE TIME LOUIS IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE

louist91: IM LAUGHING HAHHA

louist91: IS SHE ACTUALLY CHASING YOU

harrystyles: YES IM SCARED

louist91: HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

harrystyles: IM SO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

louist91: run forest run

harrystyles: SHUTPTO

louist91: what

harrystyles: IMACTIALLY SPRINTING RIUGHTJ NOWD

louist91: HAHAHAHAHAHA

harrystyles: IM IN MY HOUSE THAT WAS TERRIBLE

louist91: YOU MEAN HILARIOUS ???

harrystyles: THATS IT IM NEVER MAKING FRIENDS AGAIN

harrystyles: ILL JUST BE SAD AND LONELY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

louist91: u don't have to be sad and lonely you got meeeeeee

louist91: you don't even need a wife or anything you can just marry me and the end

harrystyles: you're all I'm gonna have for the rest of my life? don't mind if I do

louist91: all u need is me buddy, I would spend the rest of my life with you if I could

louist91: but no homo tho

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GET MARRIED MY LARENTS

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