guys whenever i go through all my comments and chapters and stuff I laugh bc I remember the whole reason I wrote this fan fic

*whispers* the fiesta boys

ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTER

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louist91: harry im on a mission and I need your help

harrystyles: a mission to what

louist91: to fuck yo bitch

harrystyles: I'm out

louist91: wait wait wait im actually on a mission

louist91: my sister lottie left the house and it's past her curfew

louist91: I have to make sure she's not in danger

harrystyles: aww loving brother

louist91: no I have to catch her so I can tell our mom and she can suffer

harrystyles: whateves

harrystyles: wait do you still live with your family awwww

louist91: no im just helping my mom with baby stuff

louist91: im not that lazy

harrystyles: omg louis tomlinson is helping with children ?!?

harrystyles: you are now pronounced father louis

louist91: more like daddy Louis amirite

harrystyles: ANYWAYS......

harrystyles: what's the plan

louist91: i saw her leave the house and walk down the road so im following after her in my car

harrystyles: don't text while driving you stupid

louist91: im literally screaming everything I'm saying to siri do not worry

louist91: exercise the mispellings

louist91: stupid syrup

harrystyles: keep me updated !!

louist91: she's getting into a car

harrystyles: didn't she ever learn about stranger danger

louist91: it's probably one of her friends stupid

louist91: I never liked any of her friends

harrystyles: protective older brother ?!??!

harrystyles: that's really cute ?!!,,

louist91: shut up happy

louist91: the car is driving off I must follow

harrystyles: STAY HIDDEN

louist91: im making sure to stay two carbs behind

harrystyles: this is stressful for me

louist91: IM LOSING THEM

harrystyles: WELL CATCH UP

louist91: IM TRYING THIS IS HARPER

harrystyles: GO GO GO

louist91: I CANT SEE THEM WHERE ARE THEY GOING

harrystyles: LOUEH U CAN DO EHT

louist91: WAIT I SEE THEM

louist91: THEYRE PULLING INTO AN ALLY WHAT

harrystyles: LOUIS SAVE THEM

louist91: IM PULLING IN TOO

louist91: WAIT WAIT WAIT

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: ITS A SHORT CUT

harrystyles: TO WHERE ?!:?/?/

harrystyles: *INTENSITY RISES*

louist91: ITS TO A MOVIE THEATRE

louist91: THESE LITTLE HOPES ARE CAUGHT

harrystyles: WHATS HAPPENING

louist91: okay she and her little friends are parking their car

harrystyles: I feel like a spy tee hee

louist91: they're paying for their tickets while I'm parking my car

louist91: im parked and waiting for them to walk in

louist91: I hate siri sm

harrystyles: what movie are they seeing

louist91: idk yet

harrystyles: maybe they're seeing pitch perfect 2

harrystyles: omg I wanna see that movie

harrystyles: I hope it's as good as the first one though bc if it's not im gonna be mad

harrystyles: we should plan to go see it together so we can sing all the songs loudly in the theatre

louist91: HARRY IM SPYING RN

louist91: WE CAN PLAN A MOVIE DATE LATER LET ME BUST MY SISTER FIRST

harrystyles: OK OK SORRY WHATS HAPPENING

louist91: im approaching the ticket booth

louist91: I just bought a ticket to pitch perfect 2

harrystyles: DONT WATCH IT WITHOUT MEEEE

harrystyles: LOUIIIIIIIIIS

louist91: IM NOT DONT WORRY

louist91: im gonna pretend to go see it but do a little sneak sneak and follow the girls instead

harrystyles: you sly dog

louist91: ikr

harrystyles: where are those rebellious girls

louist91: they're leaving the snack bar and walking down the aisle into the theatres

harrystyles: TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THEYRE GONNA SEE

louist91: IM FOLLOWING BEHIND THEM

harrystyles: IM EXCITED

louist91: okay they passed up the theatre for furious 7

harrystyles: figures

louist91: they passed up kingsman

harrystyles: we should see that one too louis

louist91: harry

harrystyles: ok ok sorry

louist91: they passed up pitch perfect 2

harrystyles: WHY AND HOW

louist91: they passed up unfriended

harrystyles: oooh scary movie

louist91: they just passed up avengers age of ultron

louist91: WHAT MOVIE ARE THEY GONNA GO SEE TF

harrystyles: SO INTENSE

louist91: OK THEY JUST ENTERED THE LAST THEATRE

harrystyles: WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT

louist91: IDK I CANT SEE

louist91: OK IM WALKING CLOSER TO IT

harrystyles: omgggg

louist91: OK I CAN SEE NOW

louist91: no

louist91: no no no no

harrystyles: what

louist91: no no no no no pls no

harrystyles: louis what

louist91: why why whY

harrystyles: LOUIS WHAT MOVIE ARE THEY WATCHING

louist91: MY 16 YEAR OLD SISTER AND HER FRIENDS ARE GONNA GO WATCH FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

louist91: WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID MY MOTHER GO WRONG

louist91: I HELPED RAISE HER WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?!/!

harrystyles: LOUIS CALM DOWN

louist91: IM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN MY LITTLE SISTER IS A SEX CRAZED BITCH

louist91: THATS IT IM PULLING THE PLUG

harrystyles: LOUIS STOP JUST BE REASONABLE

louist91: I AM BEING REASONABLE

louist91: OH GOD DO YOU THINK SHES HAVING SEX

louist91: NOPE IM DONE

harrystyles: LOUIS SHES 16

louist91: FOR HEAVENS SAKE IS SHE INTO THIS BDSM SHIT

harrystyles: EVEN IF SHE IS LOUIS ITS HER CHOICE SHES OLD ENOUGH

louist91: NO SHES NOT SHES STILL MY BABY SISTER

louist91: I S2G THE ONLY KIND OF SLAPPING SHE SHOULD BE GETTING IS FROM ME WHEN SHE DOES SHIT LIKE THIS

harrystyles: LOUIS BREATHE

louist91: I CANT BREATHE

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: IM SITTING ON A BENCH OUTSIDE OF THE THEATER HYPERVENTILATING THIS IS BAD

harrystyles: CALM LOUIS CALM

louist91: ok ok I'm calm I'm calm

harrystyles: ok ok are you good?

louist91: im fine

harrystyles: .....

harrystyles: you're cute when you're being an older brother

louist91: just shut up

harrystyles: cutie cutie cutie

louist91: whatever i think I've had enough excitement tonight I'm going back home

harrystyles: don't forget to bust your sister though

louist91: I change my mind, I'd rather embarrass her about it until she graduates

louist91: come up with bdsm puns that I can tell her tomorrow

harrystyles: sorry for embarrassing you but I have my HANDS TIED

harrystyles: guess I'll have to keep you CHAINED UP for now on

harrystyles: would you like some WHIPPED cream with that

louist91: i luv u hawry

harrystyles: :)))))))

louist91: speaking of HANDS TIED...

harrystyles: stop flirting or I'll slap you

louist91: kinky

harrystyles: shdjshajxkc

louist91: no homo tho

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I wrote this chapter bc I saw fifty shades of grey ;))))))

BUUUUT

on friday I went with my mock trial team and we won YET ANOTHER case can I get a WHAT WHAT

bro defense team are real BALLAS

anyways next chapter the winners of The Best Of No Homo are announced so YEEEEEEE

OK ANYWAYS ILY GUYS BYEEEE