this chapter is going to be possibly the random-est chapter you'll read, considering I'm in need of some cheering up and all I have is my own humor

I'm really sorry for being a major downer, but I just feel really upset right now ugh

OK ENJOY THE CHAPTER

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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louist91: hey curly I need some cheering up make me smile

louist91: here's the rules: you can't ask me why I'm upset

harrystyles: ALRIGHT LOUEH LETS GET THESE LAUGHS GOIN

harrystyles: first of all, let me start off by saying im listening to the spice girls

louist91: OH GOD THE SHAME

harrystyles: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVA

louist91: YOU GOTTA GET WIT MY FRIENDS

harrystyles: MAKE IT LAST FOREVA

louist91: FRIENDSHIPS NEVER EEEND

harrystyles: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVA

louist91: YOU HAVE GOT TO /GIVE/

harrystyles: TAKING IS TOO EASY

louist91: BUT THATS THE WAY IT ISS

harrystyles: SOOOOOOO...

louist91: TELL ME WHAT YA WANT

harrystyles: WHAT U RLLY RLLY WANT

louist91: ILL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT

harrystyles: WHAT I RLLY RLLY WANT

louist91: I WANNA

harrystyles: I WANNA

louist91: I WANNA

harrystyles: I WANNA

louist91: I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA

harrystyles: ZIGAZIG HA

louist91: THAT THROWBACK WOW

harrystyles: are you smiling yet

louist91: weeeell...

harrystyles: ma ma ma ma

louist91: what

harrystyles: ma ma ma ma

louist91: wait what

harrystyles: ma ma ma ma

louist91: what are u doing

harrystyles: ma ma ma ma

louist91: bro

harrystyles: I wanna hold em like they do in texas please

louist91: what

harrystyles: fold em, let em hit me, raise it baby, stay with me

louist91: wait wait wait

harrystyles: love game intuition play the cards with spades to start

louist91: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

harrystyles: and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

louist91: wait no harry

harrystyles: oh oh oh oh ohhhhh oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got...

louist91: NO NO NO NO NO

harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY

harrystyles: NO HE CANT READ MY

louist91: POKER FACE

harrystyles: SHES GOT ME LIKE NOBODY

harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY

louist91: NO HE CANT READ MY

harrystyles: POKER FACE

louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE

harrystyles: MA MA MA MA

louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE

harrystyles: MA MA MA MA

louist91: WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE THROWBACKS

harrystyles: BUT YOURE LIKING THEM ARENT YOU

louist91: YEAH BUT W H Y

harrystyles: IM ON THIS MUSIC APP CALLED SONGZA

harrystyles: definitely recommend it bro (the author does too bros)

louist91: I'll get it lateeeeerrr

harrystyles: but are u happy yeeeett

louist91: ehhhh

harrystyles: time to bring out the big guns

louist91: ooooh

harrystyles: gather around children I think it's...

harrystyles: STORY TIME

louist91: YAAAASS

harrystyles: this story is about a little corgi named SASS in all caps

louist91: CORGI

harrystyles: and SASS was so ambitious and his life long dream was to be a bird

louist91: but he's a corgi

harrystyles: and everyone would be hatin on SASS and being little poops saying "u can't be a BIRD ur a corgi"

louist91: haters gon hate, SASS

harrystyles: but SASS never gave up and always planned ways he could be a bird

harrystyles: so SASS decided one day that he needed to know what birds did and how they lived so he went to go visit a bird

harrystyles: the bird that he went to go visit was named carl

louist91: love interest ????,?!!,?!!,,

harrystyles: and so SASS was like "carl teach me to bird"

harrystyles: but carl was very wise and was like "one does not simply bird" and that was the day that carl decided to help SASS reach his life long goal

louist91: YAY

harrystyles: so as time passed, carl taught SASS all kinds of bird things like how to squawk at his enemies and poop on EVERYTHING

louist91: you go SASS

harrystyles: and one day when carl was teaching SASS bird things, carl said "it is time to fly like bird"

louist91: OMG

harrystyles: but SASS was nervous but carl was like "SASS it is your time" and so SASS flapped his little corgi arms and closed his eyes

louist91: FLY FLY FLY

harrystyles: AND SUDDENLY SASS OPENED HIS EYES AND SAW THAT HE WAS IN THE AIR AND HE WSS LIKE OMG

louist91: YAAS

harrystyles: AND THEN CARL FLEW TO HIS SIDE AND SMILED AT HIM AND SASS AND CARL FLEW AWAY TOGETHER TO ANOTHER WORLD THE END

louist91: IM CRYING BRAVO

harrystyles: *bows down*

louist91: I knew that SASS could do it

louist91: that was so inspiring wow

louist91: if SASS the corgi can be a bird...

louist91: then I can too.

louist91: I will flap my arms and become a bird just like SASS the corgi

harrystyles: I leave for two minutes to get water and you're already plotting to be a bird

louist91: I'm fulfilling my dreams

louist91: fulfill your dreams, little harry

louist91: what are your dreams

harrystyles: eh nothing really big

louist91: no dream is too small hazza now teLL ME

harrystyles: if I tell you, it won't happen right? see, I can't tell you

louist91: TELL ME YOUR DREAM

harrystyles: NO I DONT WANT TO

louist91: FINE BE A BOOTY

louist91: NO ONE LIKES A BOOTY

harrystyles: I LIKE A BOOTY

louist91: YOU LIKE MY BOOTY

harrystyles: TRU

louist91: NO HOMO THO
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harrystyles: to be by your side. that's my dream...

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(didn't like this chapter either UGH)

AND HERE IS THE ENTRY INTO, NOT ONLY HUMOR, BUT FLUFF

FLUFFY LARRY CHAPTERS ARE NOW AHEAD, CONSIDERING HARRY NOW HAS A CRUSHY WUSHY ON LOUIS WOUIS

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING AND 20K READS ITS GR8 ILY ALL OF YOU BYEEEEEEEEE