but something that just happened this morning is someone from Italy asked if they could translate this book .!!.?.!

italy

ITALY

ITALYKDJAJ

MAYBE THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL AND IM OVERREACTING BUT IT FEELS SO GREAT TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM ITALY READ MY SHITTY FAN FICTION AND ACTUALLY WANT TO TRANSLATE IT LIKE WHAAAAT

I don't want to write too much but I am seriously so grateful for all my readers and I love that you guys are so active in the comments and trust me every single comment makes me laugh and horrifically snort when I read them and just thank you so much for reading this piece of crap ilysm

enjoy the chapter ya turkeys

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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louist91: my mom brought this weird chick to meet me and I feel uncomfortable help

louist91: the worst part is I'm laying in a hospital bed I CANT ESCAPE

louist91: oh no no no don't touch me bitch

louist91: did she wink at me or does she have a severe eye twitch that is the question

louist91: her name is eleanor more like eleaNOPE

harrystyles: I have awoken what is the problem

louist91: females terrify me

harrystyles: omg why

louist91: vaginas are weird

harrystyles: ohmygod

louist91: they could be like weird portals into another dimension just think about that

harrystyles: umbabksanjsahj

harrystyles: THEYRE NOT PORTALS LOUIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND

louist91: I HAVE A WILD IMAGINATION HARRY

louist91: I once read this article where a man was doing the dippity doo with this chick and the next day he DIED

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: EXPLAIN THAT CURLY

louist91: THATS RIGHT YOU CANT

louist91: ITS ALL THE WORK OF DEADLY VAGINAS

harrystyles: I'm praying for you

louist91: speaking of deadly vaginas this hoe keeps shoving hers in my FACE

harrystyles: wtf

louist91: she has a giant nose and I'm trying to figure out how many young orphans she could shelter in it

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: did u find that funny

louist91: should I tell her my joke

harrystyles: LOUIS NO DONT

louist91: I was joking chill

harrystyles: BE NICE TO HER LOUIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH HER VAGINA SCARES U

louist91: how can I be nice if her perfume is suffocating me

louist91: it doesn't even smell good it smells like my bathroom after I eat mexican food

harrystyles: LOUIS YOURE SO GROSS DONT TELL ME THAT

harrystyles: MY EARS ARE SOILED

harrystyles: BURN THEM OFF

louist91: poop and fart harry everyone does it

harrystyles: but it's still gross ew

louist91: whatever weenie

harrystyles: I'm not a weenie

louist91: weenie weenie weenie weenie

harrystyles: just shut up and keep telling me how 'horrible' that girl is

louist91: SHES SO HORRIBLE

harrystyles: mhmm

louist91: IF I WERENT LAYING IN A HOSPITAL BED I WOULDVE FLOWN TO PUERTO RICO ALREADY IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE

harrystyles: she can't be that bad

louist91: but SHE IS

louist91: I could list all her flaws if you wish

harrystyles: LOUIS DONT BE MEAN

louist91: giant nose

harrystyles: LOUIS NO

louist91: terrible perfume

harrystyles: BAD LOUIS

louist91: ugly voice

harrystyles: STOP IT

louist91: annoying sense of humor

harrystyles: you have an annoying sense of humor

louist91: EXCUSE U

louist91: DONT TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

harrystyles: I've spoken my opinion

louist91: BUT YOU LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES HARRY POPPINS DONT YOU

harrystyles: did u just call me harry poppins

louist91: DONT DODGE MY QUESTION

harrystyles: ugh I guess I do

louist91: EXACTLY TAKE A SEAT BOY

harrystyles: whatever your majesty, let's just move on

louist91: certainly

louist91: sHe just toUched my mOneY maKer

harrystyles: excuse me

louist91: HANDS OFF MY ASS LADY

harrystyles: WHAT WHAT WHAT

louist91: SHE JUST TOLD ME MY ASS LOOKS GREAT WTF

harrystyles: tell her it looks even better when my dick is in it

harrystyles: WAIT WHAT

louist91: WHAT

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: WHYD YOU SAY THAT

harrystyles: WHYD I SAY THAT

louist91: I DONT KNOW

harrystyles: I DONT KNOW EITHER

harrystyles: IM CONFUSED AND WORRIED

louist91: IM CONFUSED AND HORNY

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: WELL YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS

harrystyles: OH GOD IM SHAMED

harrystyles: J DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IMS ORYY

louist91: JUST PULL A NO HOMO

harrystyles: NO THATS UR THING

louist91: JUST DO IT

louist91: SAVE UR EMBARRASSMENT

harrystyles: FINE

harrystyles: NO HOMO

louist91: the curse has been lifted

harrystyles: jesus christ

harrystyles: why was that so hard what

louist91: that's what i said

harrystyles: what

louist91: when u put ur dick in my ass

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: no HOMO ;)))))

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