i have a million things to say to you guys omg

... speAKING OF A MILLION DISHDJS NO HOMO AT 1M HECK YEAH

ok first lemme say that i created a spam insta acc (@/nohomoleanne) for just fun stuff and interacting with u guys so yeh (pic above)

and well I'll tell u the rest @ the end... it has to do with voting me as funniest acc and celebrating 1M

ANYWAYS ENJOY THE CHAPTA

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NO HOMO > LARRY AU
CHARACTER ASK 2

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fuckboyleanne: alright guys lets get these last questions on da road

fuckboyleanne added harrystyles to the conversation

fuckboyleanne added niallhoran to the conversation

fuckboyleanne added namelessgem to the conversation

niallhoran: HURRY HARRY, MISSION IS IN FULL FORCE GO GO GO

fuckboyleanne: WHAT

harrystyles: IM SO SORRY LEANNE

harrystyles removed fuckboyleanne from the conversation

namelessgem: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

harrystyles added louist91 to the conversation

niallhoran added fakeliampayne to the conversation

namelessgem: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

louist91: HAY GEM GEM

namelessgem: DID U DO THIS U SHIT

niallhoran: IT WAS A MISSION GEMMA

louist91: U WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

fakeliampayne: we are the interviewers NOW

harrystyles: YAYAY

louist91: alright boys and queen, LETS DO THIS POO

fakeliampayne: NIALL QUESTION FIRST

niallhoran: IM SO READY

louist91: ray-raytiger asks "is your hat okay from when Louis ate it"

louist91: wait what

fakeliampayne: wtf when did u eat niall's hat

harrystyles: IMCRYKNDA

louist91: I NEVER ATE A HAT WHAT IS THIS

niallhoran: HAHAHAHAHA

namelessgem: i think they mean the cat louis

harrystyles: LOUIS I TOLD U ABOUT THIS

louist91: OH RIGHT I REMEMBER NOW

niallhoran: WAIT WTF U CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT AND DIDNT STOP HIM

fakeliampayne: BUSTED

harrystyles: well you see

namelessgem: (image attached) harry sent out this picture to everyone when it happened

harrystyles: SHUT UP GEMMA

niallhoran: WHY WOULD U GIVE HIM A TREAT FOR THAT HES DESTRUCTIVE

niallhoran: I HATE THAT CAT ALL HE DOES IS RUIN MY GREAT CLOTHES

louist91: well I mean he did u a favor with that hat

niallhoran: JUST GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION YOU TRAITORS

louist91: ALRIGHT HARRY QUESTION FROM
SMALLA-THAN-ABUG

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: hard or soft tacos

harrystyles: OK I ACTUALLY HAVE A QUOTE FOR THIS

namelessgem: FUCKING

harrystyles: SHUT UP

namelessgem: HE'S BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE HE WAS LIKE 7 I S2G

fakeliampayne: WELL WHAT IS IT

harrystyles: SPOTLIGHT ON ME

harrystyles: "a good taco is hard to find, but a hard taco is good to find"

louist91: wow ok am i crying

fakeliampayne: *slow applause*

niallhoran: it's not as cool when he says it every time you get tacos

harrystyles: it's a good quote you guys ur just JEALOUS

namelessgem: bleh bleh bleh

fakeliampayne: ALRIGHT GEMMA QUESTION NOW

namelessgem: DO IT

louist91: sarcasm79 asks 'which of harry's friends are the best looking'

niallhoran: NOW WERE ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

namelessgem: lemme think

louist91: just go ahead and take your time......

louist91: (image attached) whoops! ;))) my bad

niallhoran: THATS NOT FAIR HE'S SENDING SHIRTLESS SELFIES DISQUALIFY HIM

harrystyles: nope he's still in

niallhoran: UGH YOURE USELESS

namelessgem: WELL HARRY TELL ME WHO YOU CONSIDER YOUR FRIENDS

harrystyles: ok there's louis, niall, liam, nick and ed

namelessgem: nick is already out i don't like him

niallhoran: HAHAHA

louist91: and nick is?

harrystyles: he's mi frend

fakeliampayne: YES IM IN THE COMPETITION

niallhoran: im sorry but i feel deeply disturbed by the fact that I've known Harry for five years and yet louis' name is before mine on his list of friends

louist91: JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUVE BEEN REPLACED

namelessgem: GUYS SHUT UP IM THINKING

louist91: ok queen....

louist91: (image attached)

niallhoran: STOP SENDING SHIRTLESS SELFIES UR CHEATING

harrystyles: LET HIM

fakeliampayne: IF HE CAN SEND SHIRTLESS SELFIES THEN SO CAN I

fakeliampayne: (image attached)

namelessgem: oh hi hello liam

niallhoran: FINE THEN

niallhoran: (image attached) HI GEMS

namelessgem: niall ur out

louist91: REKT

niallhoran: WHAT IM HOT

namelessgems: I've known you for too long YOURE OUT

niallhoran: THIS IS RIGGED

louist91: (image attached) let this help you decide

fakeliampayne: (image attached) AND THIS

harrystyles: i think she's stuck guys......... she might need more

namelessgem: not really i think I've got it

harrystyles: SHUT UP GEMMA YOU NEED MORE

louist91: (image attached) CMON GEMMA

fakeliampayne: (image attached) LOOK @ THE ABS GEMMA

louist91: (image attached) CHEEK BONES GEMMA

fakeliampayne: (image attached) GEMMA

louist91: (image attached) GEMMA

namelessgem: U KNOW WHAT I CHOOSE ED

louist91: WHO TF IS ED

namelessgem: THE GUY WHO'S HOTTER THAN U

louist91: I TRUSTED U GEMMA NEXT QUESTION

fakeliampayne: NIALL, fangirl_AF wants to know "would you mind if Harry and Louis dated?"

niallhoran: ofc lewy pisses me OFF

louist91: WHO IS LEWY, NAIL

harrystyles: i see you have new nicknames for each other

niallhoran: im so LARRY AF but lewy is a piece of ANNOYING POO POO

louist91: harry doesn't even have to date me for me to be NUMBA ONE

niallhoran: SHUT UP LEWY NEXT QUESTION

louist91: HARREH, purepoisxn wants to know "what kind of cat is Louis"

harrystyles: MY LITTLE BBY LOU LOU IS A GREY SCOTTISH FOLD WITH CUTEST LITTLE MEOW EVER I LUV MY LIL BOY SM

niallhoran: he also EATS HATS

fakeliampayne: alright then, next question

fakeliampayne: gemma, liberum_vabis says "first moment you questioned harry's sexuality go"

namelessgem: ok it was probably when he was like 14 and I was 17 and i brought my boyfriend home for dinner and he touched his butt

harrystyles: GEMMA NIFDNNSC

niallhoran: HAHAHAHA

louist91: DAMN HARRY U MOVE FAST

harrystyles: SHUT UP LETS MOVE ON NOW THAT IM SHAMED

louist91: NEXT QUESTION HARRY Y U SUCH A SLUT

harrystyles: STOPD SDJSK

fakeliampayne: REAL QUESTION, HARRY, dnslay asks "what movie are you and Louis going to watch when he gets there?"

harrystyles: ok so we were going to watch pitch perfect 2 but soMEONE ALREADY DID

louist91: BLAME LOTTIE OK

harrystyles: so now we're going to settle with train wreck

louist91: i heard it's a good movie harbear

harrystyles: YOUVE LOST YOUR SPEAKING PRIVILEGES TRAITOR

harrystyles: NEXT QUESTION

fakeliampayne: NIALL, NEVERALONE13 ASKS "how does it feel to befriend the person who is planning on stealing your best friend?"

niallhoran: well, neveralone13 i can honestly say it was the worst decision in my life and I hate lewy

louist91: SHUT UP BITCH YOU LOVE ME

niallhoran: BUT DO WE KNOW THAT FOR SURE

louist91: YES EVERYONE LOVES ME END OF DISCUSSION

louist91: GEMMA, cutelilrobin asks "who is the most fab person you've ever met"

louist91: WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT IS

niallhoran: it's me right gemma

namelessgem: I'm gonna go with me bc im fab af

fakeliampayne: confidence goals

louist91: well the second most fab person you've met

namelessgem: my mom bc she's also fab

niallhoran: true

louist91: UGH NEXT QUESTION

fakeliampayne: HARRY, bananafreaks asks "how did you feel about louis' nudes?"

louist91: he loved them

niallhoran: he did not

harrystyles: but he did

louist91: HA

harrystyles: they weren't the average everyday nudes, my friends

namelessgem: as a victim of the nudes too, i can agree

niallhoran: HAS EVERYONE SEEN HIS NUDES BUT ME

fakeliampayne: I've seen them *sigh*

namelessgem: y u out here sendin nudes to everybody louis

louist91: BECAUSE IM CONFIDENT IN MY BODY

louist91: (image attached) I LOVE MY BODY

niallhoran: OH GOD NO

fakeliampayne: STOP

harrystyles: YAY

louist91: NEXT QUESTION NIALL

louist91: kool_kat915 asks "how did louis convince you to be larry af"

louist91: it was pretty easy

niallhoran: screenshots

niallhoran: lots of screenshots

niallhoran: AND MATCHING TATTOOS

niallhoran: AND MATCHING OUTFITS ?!/?:?:

harrystyles: he likes larry a lot

niallhoran: IM ON THE GROUND SOBBING ?2!:?!:?2?:

fakeliampayne: next question then

fakeliampayne: GEMMA, thatkindofbravery asks "has Harry even worn your makeup?"

namelessgem: YES

harrystyles: NO

namelessgem: HERE I HAVE PICTURES

niallhoran: HAHAHAHAHA

harrystyles: STOP

namelessgem: (image attached) IM CRYING

louist91: AW HE LOOKS SO PRETTY

harrystyles: SHUT UP SHE MADE ME

namelessgem: NO I DIDNT U PRACTICALLY BEGGED ME TO MAKE U PRETTY

niallhoran: YOURE RUINED HARRY

louist91: BRB SETTING MY NEW WALLPAPER

fakeliampayne: SOMEONE PUT IT ON A SHIRT

harrystyles: IM CRYING NEXT QUESTION

louist91: HARRY, satan666__ (I like ur username btw) wants to know "is your dick longer than your hair"

niallhoran: probably not

harrystyles: SHUT UP

harrystyles: i would say yes, my doohickey is longer than my hair

louist91: pics or ur lying

fakeliampayne: NO PICS

louist91: HES SEEN MY DICK ITS ONLY FAIR THAT I SEE HIS

fakeliampayne: NEXT QUESTION U NASTY

louist91: FINE, NIALL harryismymrgrey WANTS TO KNOW IF YOULL FUCK HER ANUS

niallhoran: WHAT

harrystyles: WHERE IS UR MOTHER

niallhoran: MY EYES

niallhoran: IM BLIND

louist91: ANSWER THE QUESTION

niallhoran: IM SPEECHLESS

louist91: JUST FUCK HER ANUS NIALL

harrystyles: IM CRYING

louist91: fuck her butt with love

niallhoran: NEXT QUESTION ?:!:?!/

louist91: FINE NEXT NIALL QUESTION, hemmozpenguin WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE IN LICKING LOLLIPOPS

niallhoran: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

harrystyles: NIALL LICK THOSE LOLLIPOPS

niallhoran: IM CRYING

fakeliampayne: LICK EM

niallhoran: IM SO AFRAID

namelessgem: LEAVE HIM ALONE BEFORE HE PEES HIS PANTS

fakeliampayne: OK, ON WITH THE SHOW

fakeliampayne: GEMMA, kool_kat915 wants to know what is the most embarrassing story you know about Harry?

harrystyles: STOP THIS MADNESS

namelessgem: I HAVE THE BEST ONE TO TELL

harrystyles: FUCKIFNDN

louist91: WAIT IM MAKING POPCORN

harrystyles: FUCK YOU GEMMA

niallhoran: LET ME GET COMFORTABLE

louist91: OK GO

namelessgem: ok so when harry was like 16 he had a crush on this kid named nick, he still hangs out with him but anyways, our mom had taken us to the grocery story when nick was over at our house for a sleepover bc they wanted chips or something idk, but i was watching them bc our mom was busy or somethin and they had walked by like the peppers and jalapeños and nick was being a lil shit and was like "i can bite one of those and not feel a THING" and so Harry being a stupid dummy, decided he wanted to impress him and fUCKING GRABBED A PEPPER AND SHOVED THE ENTIRE THING IN HIS FUCKING MOUTH. HE WAS SCREAMING AND CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE AND HE LITERALLY SCREAMED AT RANDOM PEOPLE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE. NICK WAS SO QUIET AND MY MOM RAN OVER AND GAVE HIM A CARTON OF MILK AND HARRY FUCKING POURED IT ALL OVER HIMSELF AND I COULDNT STOPLAUGHING I CANT BREAHHW

louist91: IM FUCKIFNFR SOBBING

niallhoran: HARRY YOURE SO DUMB IM CRYIGNDHS

harrystyles: DONT LAUGH AT ME YOU PIECES OF CHEESE

harrystyles: ASK THE NEXT QUESTION

louist91: HARRY, bethless wants to know "what do you look forward to most about meeting Louis?"

louist91: my ass

harrystyles: STOPHSKS

harrystyles: I'm really excited to just hug my lil bby louis and get to hear his voice like face to face

harrystyles: ALSO EXCITED TO TELL ALL OF MY AWESOME JOKES TO HIM IN PERSON

louist91: im excited to slap u every time you tell a joke too :)

harrystyles: rude

fakeliampayne: speaking of jokes, louisadeyes says "tell me a joke"

harrystyles: OK I JUST CAME UP WITH ONE EARLIER TODAY

louist91: FUCNINGNS

niallhoran: DONT YOU DARE

harrystyles: WHAT DO U CALL A CAN'S FEELINGS

louist91: IM GOIN TO STAB MYSELF IN MY KNEE CAP

harrystyles: EMOTINS

harrystyles: GET IT BC TIN IMLAUHDISNAHDJ

louist91: looks like we've run out of time

harrystyles: :(

niallhoran: yeh leanne still needs to answer her questions

fakeliampayne: and the other girls

louist91: what are you talking about

namelessgem: eleanor and taylor u butt

louist91: u know what lets just skip them, no one cares about them anyways

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: it's the truth ok

niallhoran: well then that's all the questions theN

fakeliampayne: BYEEEEE

harrystyles: WAIT CAN I END THIS WITH A JOKE

namelessgem has left the conversation

niallhoran has left the conversation

harrystyles: well then

harrystyles: looks like it's just louis, me and liam

fakeliampayne: actually about that

fakeliampayne has left the conversation

harrystyles: oh

louist91: just tell the joke to me, they don't deserve ur jokes

harrystyles: ok it's a dick joke though

louist91: EVEN BETTER

harrystyles: what does your dick feel when he's being treated well

louist91: a boner

harrystyles: hapPENIS

louist91: ffs

harrystyles: :))))))

louist91: i really liked that joke Harry

harrystyles: omg really

louist91: yes. and in the spirit of that joke, how about you give my dick some happenis :)

harrystyles: i suddenly cannot read

louist91: NO HOMO THOOO

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yo yo swagster Leanne here to announce that the character asks are now OVER

now for u normal readers, I just wanna say thanks for 1M, go VOTE FOR ME FOR FUNNIEST ACC ON TWITTER (@/ramblouing), and next real update soon!

and for you overachiever readers who luv to see behind the scenes, this is going to be like an after party: LEANNE SWAGSTER ANSWERIN QUESTIONS

OK LETS GOOOO

whatever_im_punkrock:
how did you come up with the idea of this story?

FUNNY STORY ACTUALLY. there was this group of boys at my school who called themselves 'the fiesta boys' and omgjskdjfkse i just thought to myself one day, "i bet they have convos that go like 'bro send a dick pic?', 'sure bro', 'no homo tho bro' and well a larry au kinda just came out of it

animalluvr123:
theme song for ur life?

ok probs 'best there ever was' by sleeping with sirens ft fronz for two reasons. 1: SWS AND ATTILA AF, 2: bc I'm the best duh

thatslovedealwithit:
how do I become as awesome and swaggy as you ?????????

step one: imagine you're the hottest and most hilarious human on the planet and not even david beckham could get a piece of dat ass if he begged on his knees for twelve and a half years straight

step two: congrats, self confidence lesson from leanne, ur now awesome and swagalicious

noodleswithniall:
omg who is you're favorite character?

while Louis is both sassy and perf, I gotta say niall bc he is so ME. larry af, sassy af and just downright hilarious

mildlyxheartbroken:
will you answer this question ??

i don't know ?????? will I ??????? I'm not sure of anything ?????? who am I ????? what's my name ?????? WHAT ?????

madelainerose:
what are your favorite shows?

*cracks knuckles* alrighty

spongebob af, skins uk, glee, the office, freaks and geeks, impractical jokers, orange is the new black, doctor who, sherlock, and bobs burgers

*long inhale*

otperrentess:
do you listen to any other bands?

list of my favorite bands right here

crown the empire, pierce the veil, twenty one pilots, attila, sleeping with sirens, memphis may fire, set it off, maroon 5, black veil brides, family force 5 and ghost town

guy_larry_shipper:
(three questions)
what's your definition of love?

my definition of love is being able to talk and be comfortable with that person all the time. making stupid dumb jokes with each other and managing to stay best friends through it all. trusting each other instead of hounding one another on who's texting who or who liked an Instagram picture. knowing the little things and appreciating each other. and i just described Larry ok.

thoughts on same sex marriage being legalized?

ok so i celebrated so hard for this. i have a gay cousin and i, myself, am bisexual and live in a very religious house hold. it felt so fucking good to see this wonderful change for love and equality and realize how much closer we are to accepting each other.

thoughts on me being a guy Larry shipper? (I, myself, think it's weird to have a guy and girl definition of a directioner)

FIRST OF ALL, I WENT THROUGH MY DEMOGRAPHICS THE OTHER DAY AND SAW 2% MALE READERS SO NICE TO MEET YOU ILY

and secondly, i agree with you completely. i don't understand why your gender should decide your likes and dislikes. i think it's great that you look beyond the hundreds of stereotypes flying around and proudly enjoy what makes you happy. and on another note, date me.

inspiredlarry:
when H&L meet, will the format change?

YES AND IM RLLY EXCITED TO SHOW YOU GUYS THE MORE SOPHISTICATED AUTHOR SIDE OF MY WRITING. TEXTS ARE SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE, BUT I ALSO LOVE THE ORIGINAL WRITING STYLE. DONT WORRY, THERE WILL STILL BE FUNNY AF JOKES.

immyxo:
how many chapters left?

ok so many people seem to think that just bc H&L are meeting that this book is nearing the end, but nah guys, you ain't gotta worry about NOTHIN

you'll be walked through the week that Harry and Louis spend together, stuff with happen, and you'll get more text conversations between the two, but this time including the change between the both of them. NOT GONNA GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY BUT OK YOULL SEE

AIMHLWT:
what's a dentist's favorite time

TOOTH HURTY

hello I'd like to introduce myself to you as your slave. you are now my queen. I worship you.

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SO THATS IT FOR MY QUESTIONS AD I JUST WANNA SAY A LAST COUPLE OF THINGS

1. DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME FOR FUNNIEST ACC ON TWITTER (@/ramblouing) THE NOMINATING WAS FAB AF AND ILY ALL WHO NOMINATED BC IM A NOMINEE

2. FOLLOW THE SPAM NO HOMO ACC BC ILL BE POSTING UPDATES ON CHAPTERS, FUNNY COMMENTS AND JUST INTERACTING WITH EVERYONE

3. THANKS AGAIN FOR 1M, IM HONESTLY SO AMAZED AND FFS I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

4. S/O TO THE GROUP CHAT ILY GUYS FERRO I FINALLY UPDATED OK

6. comment banana slama here if u actually read all of that ok

SEE YA GUYS FOR THE NEXT UPDATE