so this is just the zouiam questions bc it was getting too long, I'll update the narry + gemma, eleanor + taylor, and my questions in the next chapter

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fuckboyleanne: alrighty lets get these queSTIONS GOIN

fuckboyleanne: first group of questions for louis, liam and zaynie so WOOT WOOT

fuckboyleanne named the conversation ZOUIAM INTERVIEW

fuckboyleanne added louist91 to the conversation

fuckboyleanne added fakeliampayne to the conversation

fuckboyleanne added zaynmalik to the conversation

louist91: hello my dear fans

fakeliampayne: heeeyyyyy

louist91: shut up lima im the star of the show

fakeliampayne: im crying

louist91: good

fakeliampayne: louis it's all your fault

louist91: if you're going to hold it against me then LEAVE THE GROUP CHAT

fuckboyleanne: wait a minute is zayn even here

zaynmalik: yeh

louist91: HIIII ZAYN

zaynmalik: hi louis

fakeliampayne: zayn!

zaynmalik: hey leeyum :)

louist91: put your girly smileys away and let's DO THIS THANG

fuckboyleanne: ALRIGHT BOYS LETS DO THIS, NO SPECIFIC ORDER SO THE READERS GOTTA READ THE WHOLE THING

louist91: LOSERS

fuckboyleanne: first question is for liam

fakeliampayne: YAY

fuckboyleanne: it's from cloudymornings and it says DADDY

louist91: poetry

fakeliampayne: what

fakeliampayne: do I have a child

louist91: you're a papa

zaynmalik: you ARE the father

fuckboyleanne: next question then

fakeliampayne: no wait i need to find out who my child is

fuckboyleanne: liam shush the next question is for zayn

zaynmalik: :D

fuckboyleanne: this question is from thatkindofbravery and it says "did a tube of Chapstick possess you?"

zaynmalik: what

louist91: does that have some kind of deeper meaning bc like waht

fakeliampayne: answer the question zayn

zaynmalik: .... no i was not possessed by a tube of chapstick

louist91: is that you or the tube of chapstick speaking

zaynmalik: louis

louist91: HOW DO U KNOW MY NAME, TUBE OF CHAPSTICK

fakeliampayne: we want zayn back

zaynmalik: liam please

louist91: #ZAYNCOMEBACK

fakeliampayne: #STOPTHECHAPSTICK

fuckboyleanne: #stopchapstick2k15

zaynmalik: YOU'RE THE INTERVIEWER

fuckboyleanne: RIGHT SORRY NEXT QUESTION

fuckboyleanne: this one is for louis and is from surfingmonkeys

louist91: COME @ ME QUESTION

fuckboyleanne: surfingmonkeys says "you're hot"

louist91: i like those monkeys

fakeliampayne: did anyone call me hot

zaynmalik: well they called you daddy

fakeliampayne: what does me being a father have to do with that

fuckboyleanne: *LOUD SIGH*

fuckboyleanne: anywaaays next question for liam

fakeliampayne: woot woot

fuckboyleanne: ama_good asks "if you're the fake liam payne, then who's the real one?"

louist91: me

fakeliampayne: not quite

louist91: I've been trying to hide it for so long, but i just can't

louist91: I'm the real liam payne

zaynmalik: :O

louist91: someone tell my wife

fakeliampayne: I'll text harry brb

louist91: u little shit

fuckboyleanne: you walked right into that one

zaynmalik: true

louist91: whateves tell harry i said YO

fuckboyleanne: NO I SAID NO TEXTING EACH OTHER DURING THE INTERVIEW

fuckboyleanne: YOU GET DISTRACTED

louist91: fuk u

fuckboyleanne: next question for LOUIS THEN

louist91: doooo it

fuckboyleanne: emilyofrivendell19 asks "do you want to hang out with neil when you get to holmes chapel?"

louist91: YES

fakeliampayne: louis adores that little irish fella

zaynmalik: really because you could've fooled anyone that YOURE the one who adores him

fakeliampayne: SHUT UP ZAYN

louist91: truuu he texts neil all the time

louist91: they're like the walmart version of larry

fuckboyleanne: OSNDHDKSJS

zaynmalik: leeyum and i are better

fakeliampayne: just shut up you guys NEXT QUESTION

fuckboyleanne: next question is for liam, from ziamisnotonfire and says "LIAM WHO IS CUTER ZAYN OR NIALL"

fakeliampayne: FUCKSJDJDN

zaynmalik: ANSWER

louist91: GO AHEAD PAYNO MAKE YOUR MOVE

fakeliampayne: they're both equally cute and YEAH

louist91: BOOOO

fakeliampayne: I DONT KNOW WHO IS CUTER OK

zaynmalik: here I'll give you a hint

zaynmalik: me

fakeliampayne: ok I'll go ahead and say zayn

louist91: ooooooh im tellin niall

fakeliampayne: wait no don't

zaynmalik: who cares about him, im cuter

louist91: i sent niall a screenshot liam you're ruined

fuckboyleanne: LOUIS STOP TEXTING THE OTHER BOYS, THEY'LL HAVE THEIR OWN INTERVIEW SOON

louist91: ur not mi mum

fuckboyleanne: don't test me boy

zaynmalik: oooooh

louist91: fine

fuckboyleanne: next question is for zayn, from yehetmeharder and says "malik will you pop that booty"

zaynmalik: that.... sounds painful

fakeliampayne: pop dat ass zaynie

louist91: what ass

fuckboyleanne: OOOH ZAYUM BITCH

louist91: KING OF BOOTY JUST ROASTED YO ASS DAMN

zaynmalik: im hurt

fuckboyleanne: alright next question is for louis and from sighcal and says "teach me to sass"

fakeliampayne: oh god no

louist91: well it's quite easy you see

zaynmalik: stop this

louist91: all you have to do is think of yourself as the sexiest, funniest and best mother fucker in the room

louist91: and for my case, that's always the truth

fakeliampayne: he just sassed us right now

fuckboyleanne: sass king

zaynmalik: also the ass king

louist91: king of EVERYTHING

fuckboyleanne: ok anyways next question

fuckboyleanne: for liam, from cupcake_queen123, and it says "when did you know Louis was so homo"

fakeliampayne: the day I met him

louist91: NOT TRUE

zaynmalik: same for me

louist91: how do you even know im homo you pieces of shit

fakeliampayne: louis just because you say no homo every .5 seconds doesn't mean it makes your homo any less noticeable

zaynmalik: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

louist91: fuck you guys

fakeliampayne: but anyways, for my question, the day i met louis we were at a beach and he told me that my abs were "yummy"

fakeliampayne: he was 18 and i was 17

louist91: well if it makes you feel better, i think you look like a zucchini now

fakeliampayne: no that doesn't make me feel better

fuckboyleanne: NEXT QUESTION GUYS

fuckboyleanne: zayn question from diana_oakley that says "y r u still here?"

zaynmalik: next question

fuckboyleanne: ok new zayn question from lexastylinson that says "why are you such a bitch?"

zaynmalik: LOUIS WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE THEM HATE ME

louist91: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OK

louist91: HOW ABOUT U JUST STOP BEIN A LIL BITCH

zaynmalik: SHUT UP LOUIS JEEZ

louist91: REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERENT SUCH A SHIT ?? BC I DO

zaynmalik: REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD A LIFE AND STOPPED MAKING BITCHY COMMENTS ABOUT MINE ?

fakeliampayne: GUYS

fakeliampayne: STOP ARGUING

zaynmalik: I ANSWERED ENOUGH QUESTIONS HERE OK IM DONE

zaynmalik has left the conversation

fuckboyleanne: JESUS CHRIST

louist91: no no it's good he's gone it's ride or die bitch

louist91: get rid of the weaklings first

fakeliampayne: you drove him away louis

louist91: cmon payno it's just you and me now let's do this

fakeliampayne: fine

fuckboyleanne: alright next question is for louis, from lewiswtaf and says "fuck marry kill, harry zayn and eleanor"

louist91: who's eleanor

fuckboyleanne: the one who touched ur butt Lou Lou

louist91: ew kill it

louist91: fuck zaynie

louist91: and marry harry

louist91: because it rhymes :)))

fakeliampayne: just go out already

louist91: shut up, next question

fuckboyleanne: question for liam, from adorkableharreh that says "be my daddy"

fakeliampayne: no im not going to father you ok

louist91: liam you'd be the perfect father

fakeliampayne: im too young to be a father

fakeliampayne: next question

fuckboyleanne: alright, Louis question from nattocella that says "why are you so short you dwarf?"

louist91 has left the conversation

fakeliampayne: NO LOUIS

fuckboyleanne has added louist91 to the conversation

fuckboyleanne: ANSWER THE QUESTION

louist91: ODSKCJWKWNDJ

louist91: TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK

fakeliampayne: JUST ANSWER IT LOUIS

louist91: THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS IM 5'9" MOTHER FUCKER YOURE JUST FOOLED BC EVERYONE ELSE IS SO FUCKING TALL

louist91: NEXT QUESTION NOW

fuckboyleanne: OK LIAM QUESTION FROM CURLYBEASTXXXHAZZA that says "favorite type of bean?"

fakeliampayne: you're not funny

louist91: i know my favorite type of bean

fakeliampayne: don't

louist91: my favorite bean is a .....

fakeliampayne: louis stop

louist91: LIMA BEAN

fakeliampayne: LOUIS STOP

louist91: GET REKT LIMA

louist91: REEEEEEKT

fakeliampayne: NEXT QUESTION

fuckboyleanne: ALRIGHT NEXT LOUIS QUESTION FROM INNTERNET THAT SAYS "Y r u a lil bitch"

louist91: i learned from ur mom

louist91: boom bitch next question

fuckboyleanne: liam question from ammuvallab that says "you're dating zayn right?"

fakeliampayne: woah woah woah what

louist91: aw u and zaynie as a couple

fakeliampayne: I'm not dating zayn who said that

louist91: wait i have an idea

louist91 added niallhoran to the conversation

fuckboyleanne: WHAT NO NIALL HAS HIS INTERVIEW LATER

louist91: shut up leanne

louist91: niall what would liam and zayn's shipping name be

fakeliampayne: i hate you louis

niallhoran: i believe it would be notasgoodasniam

niallhoran: :)

louist91: PEANUT BUTTER AND JEALOUS

fakeliampayne: SHUT UP LOUIS

niallhoran: JUS SAYIN

fuckboyleanne: guys it's ziam

louist91: OOOOOH

louist91: NIALL THE CAPTIAN OF SHIPS JUST GOT CHALLENGED

fuckboyleanne: you spelled captain wrong louis

louist91 has removed fuckboyleanne from the conversation

louist91: now that we've gotten rid of all the negativity

fakeliampayne: LOUIS THAT WAS OUR INTERVIEWER

louist91: GET REKT

niallhoran: HAHAHAH

louist91: we'll continue on with the interview with niall as our interviewer

niallhoran: wait i have to do something

niallhoran added harrystyles to the conversation

harrystyles: YAY

niallhoran: he felt left out

louist91: HARREH

harrystyles: LOUEH

fakeliampayne: LIAM :)

niallhoran: LETS GET ON WITH THESE QUESTIONS YA CUNTS

niallhoran: alrighty this one goes out 2 louis !

harrystyles: YAY LOUIS

louist91: I have my own cheerleader

niallhoran: cupcakedreamz asks what your favorite word is

harrystyles: my favorite word is louis

louist91: this is my question u thief

harrystyles: :((

louist91: my favorite word is rekt

louist91: REEEEEKT

fakeliampayne: i thought your favorite word was cinnamon

niallhoran: hehehe that's a funny word

niallhoran: cinnamon

harrystyles: cinnamon

fakeliampayne: cinnamon

louist91: cinnamon

harrystyles: cinnamon

fakeliampayne: cinnamon

niallhoran: cinnamon

louist91: CINNAMON

harrystyles: CINNAMON

fakeliampayne: GUYS THE QUESTIONS

louist91: but the CINNAMON

niallhoran: i am the interviewer and I say...

niallhoran: CINNAMON

fakeliampayne: GUYS

niallhoran: FINE NEXT QUESTION

niallhoran: this one is for lima from flyfreemalik and she wants to know if liam will be filming the larry sex tape

niallhoran: i will answer that for liam and say no i will be filming it

harrystyles: who says there will be a sex tape

louist91: who says there isn't already a sex tape

niallhoran: OMDKSKD

niallhoran: LEAK IT

harrystyles: THERE IS NO SEX TAPE

harrystyles: AND THERE WILL NOT BE ONE

louist91: your text says no but your butthole says PLEASE

niallhoran: *waits for this to lead where everyone thinks this is leading*

fakeliampayne: oh god

harrystyles: well now that you want to know, you can't

louist91: harry will bottom #confirmed

harrystyles: NO LOUIS

harrystyles: THIS IS NOT CONFIRMED

louist91: well i ain't gonna be a bottom js

fakeliampayne: but your butt is perfect for it

louist91: NOPE NOPENOPE

harrystyles: ugh you're difficult

niallhoran: well we kinda got the answer

harrystyles: the answer is MIND YOUR BUSINESS

louist91: anymore questions neil

niallhoran: well louis had like three questions left but im tired so I'll only ask one more

niallhoran: from uncover_larry "would you live a world without harry and be a millionaire or live with harry for the rest of your life"

louist91: easy, live with harreh for the rest of my life bc he's worth more than all the money in the world

harrystyles: *wipes away tears* im touched

louist91: i can touch you in more ways than one

niallhoran: HURRY REMOVE HIM FROM THE CONVO BEFORE HE SAYS IT

fakeliampayne has removed louist91 from the conversation

fakeliampayne: WE DID IT

niallhoran: WE STOPPED THE BOMB BEFORE IT EXPLODED

harrystyles: MY HEROES

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louist91 has started a conversation
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louist91: NO HOMO BITCHES

niallhoran: SO CLOSE

fakeliampayne: GOSH DANG IT

louist91: HA LOSERS

harrystyles: UGH THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

fakeliampayne added fuckboyleanne to the conversation

fakeliampayne: take us into the outro

fuckboyleanne: u assholes

louist91: :)

fuckboyleanne: next chapter is narry+gemma, and my questions !

fuckboyleanne: ALSO NOMINATE ME FOR FUNNIEST ACC ON TWITTER U GUYS CMON PLS

louist91: nominate me for sexiest acc

fuckboyleanne: shut up louis

fuckboyleanne: NEXT ACTUAL CHAPTER WILL BE UPLOADED AFTER THE LAST CHARACTER ASK

fuckboyleanne: SEE YA L8R MY SWEET LOVERS

harrystyles: BYEEEE

niallhoran: WOOT WOOT

fakeliampayne: :))))

louist91: GET REKT BITCHES

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THIS IS 2,074 WORDS LONG JESUS CHRIST SAVE MY FINGERS

usual chapters are only 1,000 jfc

but anyways, remember to vote on Twitter, my user is @ramblouing ! THANK YA

and well stay tuned for the next character answers, which includes fluffy harry, fangirling niall, big sibling gemma and max answers from me !

SEE YA LATER BROZ