A/N: Bold Is you talking and Italics is the Boys. Time Stamps are underlined

Fitz:
12:30 am
(Y/n?) It's almost 1 in the morning. Where are you?

Up your ass and around the Corber

....
(Y/n) what the fuck.
Are you drunk? You are normally a spelling Nazi

I'm a Nazi?!?! Fuck yeah! Where's Ezra!(that's Racooneggs) Ima kill em.

Maybe Nazi was the Wrong word to use..

Swagger:
I'm drunk and I can See forever

I'm high and I can feel the Color purple.

Sex at my place in an Hour?

Fuck Yeah!

Zuckles:

Can you pick me up?

Why? I'm at home and you're who knows where

Bar. Help. Drunk. Hurty head 😢

Shit...

So you'll be the best boyfriend ever and Pick me up?

No. I'm comfy

Bitch. Fine be that way.

Jon:

JOOOOOOHNNN!!

Yes (Y/N)?

Why are you so Pretty!!!!

Where are you. How drunk are you. You never Call me Pretty

SWAGGERZ HOMMMME!!!

You are never drinking ever again.

Kugo:
I'm stronger than you!

Excuse me? Tf did you just Say

I said I'm Stronger than you! I can Pick you up!

I can pick you up too!!

Great! Come get me I'm at the Bar!

Damn it.. I'll be there soon

(A/N): Just trying something new with a few of the guys, if you want anyone in particular let me know! I need ideas People, There is only so much my brain can do..