SOOOOO I HAVE THIS STORY WHERE I ALMOST JUMPED A JAPANESE GUY

A FEW DAYS AGO, I WAS WALKING TO THE CANTEEN WITH MY WOES (FRIENDS) AND THEN WE PASSED THIS BUILDING WHERE THE SCHOOL ENTERTAIN GUESTS.

AT FIRST, WE WERE JUST MINDING OUR DAMN BUSINESS BUT THEN I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF SOMETHING THAT LOOKS ANIME-ISH. I SAW A FUCKING GROUP OF JAPANESE STUDENTS INSIDE THE ROOM FOR GUESTS.

OUR SCHOOL WAS IN LIKE A PARTNERSHIP WITH THIS SCHOOL FOR EXCHANGE STUDENTS FROM JAPAN IM—

SO BEING THE HOES THAT WE ARE, WITH ME BEING THE HOEST OF THEM ALL. I STARTED SCREAMING "ONII-CHAN" AND "SENPAI" BRUH NO FUCKING REGRETS.

MY FRIENDS HAD TO DRAG ME AWAY BEFORE WE GET CAUGHT BUT STILL-

THIS ONE ATTRACTIVE JAPANESE GUY WHO WAS WEARING A GRAY HOODIE THAT TOTALLY SCREAMS LIKE THE MC OF SUM ANIME SUDDENLY LOOKED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS LIKE CAUSING A SCENE OUTSIDE OF THEIR ROOM—

BITCH THAT EYE CONTACT MADE ME NUT SO HARD IM SO-

BRO I WAS SO FUCKING WEAK. THAT WAS THE CLOSEST INTERACTION I COULD GET WITH A DAMN JAPANESE—

AND SO YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY WAS MY FCKING BEST DAY EVER.

ONE OF MY FRIEND WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL AND SO WHEN SHE ARRIVED I WAS CONFUSED ON WHY SHE WAS SMILING WIDELY. THEN SHE SAID SHE SAW THE GROUP OF JAPANESE STUDENTS AGAIN ON HER WAY TO OUR CLASSROOM.

AND YES BEING THE HOE THAT I REALLY AM, I EXCUSED MYSELF TO THE TEACHER SAYING I'LL GO THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND RAN OUTSIDE.

I READIED MYSELF AND WHEN I PASSED THAT BUILDING I SAW THEM AGAIN.

AND IT WAS A PERFECT TIMING. WHEN I GOT THERE I SAW THEM LEAVING THE ROOM AND LINING UP OUTSIDE PROBABLY TO GO HOME ALREADY SO I HAD THE CHANCE TO WALK IN FRONT OF THEM BRO I SAW THAT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE PIECE OF SUSHI AGAIN. THE SAME GUY WITH THE GRAY HOODIE.

I COMPOSED MYSELF AND WALKED IN FRONT OF THEM, ACTING LIKE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M FUCKING SCREAMING "SENPAI NOTICE ME" INSIDE.

I HEARD THEM CONVERSING IN JAPANESE AND IT'S GREAT THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND SOME OF IT BECAUSE I WATCH TOO MUCH HENTA—ANIME.

SO I WENT BACK TO OUR CLASSROOM WITH  A VICTORIOUS SMIRK BECAUSE BITCH I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED AND I WAS FREAKING LUCKY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SEE THEM UP CLOSE.

AND AS I THOUGHT IT'S LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER ALREADY. IT GOT BETTER.

THE TIME OF LAST CLASS, WE WERE JUST FOOLING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER. OUR TEACHER NOT GIVING A SHIT BECAUSE HE'S JUST COMPUTING OUR GRADES.

I SAT BESIDE THE WINDOW FEELING ALL THE ANIME VIBES WHEN SUDDENLY MY GAY FRIEND POINTED OUTSIDE AND YELLED "KPOP!!"

I FUCKING WHIPPED MY HEAD AND LOOKED AND SAW THAT IT WAS THOSE GROUP OF JAPANESE STUDENTS AGAIN.

I ASKED MYSELF WHY WERE THEY STILL HERE AND WHY THE FUCK DID MY FRIEND SAY THEY'RE KPOP LMAO.

WE ALL GATHERED AND OPENED THE WINDOW. WE ADMIRED THEM FROM AFAR. SEEING THEIR WHITE SKIN THAT SHINED IN THE SUNLIGHT. THEN THIS ONE PRETTY JAPANESE GIRL IN SKIRT LOOKED UP AND SAW US.

WE WAVED AND SMILED AND THE GIRL WAVED BACK AND SMILED TOO. SHE WAS CUTE YO ((;

THEN THE GROUP OF HANDSOME JAPANESE GUYS BEHIND LOOKED UP TOO AND WAVED AT US- I WAS SO CLOSE ON JUMPING FROM THE WINDOW BITCH

MY FRIENDS AND I WERE SO HAPPY. I MEAN I LOVE ASIANS BECAUSE I'M ONE TOO BUT JAPANESE PEOPLE REALLY MAKE MY DICK GO DOKI DOKI IM—

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