So fun fact, I actually suggested thie to @gramaye , but she you decided to change it up a bit (not that that's a bad thing). So to keep you all occupied for when she does her version, here's my original version. Maybe just look up the Simpsons video for it and have the voices in your head (+ the changed up lines).

Cyrus Borg: Well Mr. Walker, I made it, despite your directions.

Jay: Ah, Mr. Borg welcome. I hope your prepared for an unforgettable lunchin.

Cyrus Borg: Hmm.

Jay: Huhh! Oh jeez! My roast is ruined. But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking. Ho, ho ho ho ho ho. Delightfully devilish Jay.

Cyrus: Uhh...

Singers: Jay, with his crazy explanations, Mr. Borg is gonna need his medications. When he hears Jay's lame Jamanakai Village they'll be traveling town tonight.

Cyrus: Mrrrr. Walkeeerr!

Jay: Mr. Borg! I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Cyrus: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Mr. Walker?

Jay: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.

Jay: Whew.

Jay: Mr. Borg, I hope your ready for some mouth watering hamburgers.

Cyrus: I thought we were having Steamed Clams.

Jay: D'oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Cyrus: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Jay: Yes. It's a village dialect.

Cyrus: Uh-huh. What village?

Jay: Uh, Ignacia.

Cyrus: Really? Well I'm from Ninjago City, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".

Jay: Oh, not in Ignacia, no. It's a Jamanakai exoression.

Cyrus: I see.

Cyrus: You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have over at Buddy's Pizza.

Jay: Oh no. Patended Jay burgers. Old family recipe.

Cyrus: For steamed hams.

Jay: Yes.

Cyrus: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Jay: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Cyrus: Of course.

Jay: Uuunhhhh. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Cyrus: Yes I should be- good lord what is happening in there?!

Jay: A Yin-Yang Eclipse.

Cyrus: Uh- a Yin-Yang Eclipse at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?I

Jay: Yes.

Cyrus: May I see it?

Jay: No.

Nya: Jay! The house is on fire!

Jay: No Nya, it's just a Yin-Yang Eclipse.

Cyrus: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Nya: Help! Help!