Ominus_Potato: okay so last fine didn't go too well....
Jay: you can say that again. Do you know how much therapy I'll have to go to now?!
Kai: mostly because of Zane's threats.
Zane: still angry.
Ominus_Potato: well today I guess we'll try to do Zane and Kai's dare?
Cole: oh god. Does that mean me and Lloyd are going up next time?
Ominus_Potato: well Unless people would rather see Pixal and Nya's t or d's next chapter.
Zane: well I guess I'll go first then.
Ominus_Potato: ight. Truth or dare?
Zane: dare.
Jay: should have gone for truth.
Ominus_Potato: I dare YOU to read a Pixane fanfiction.
Lloyd: why Pixane? Wouldn't it be more of a challenge to read glacier or something?
Ominus_Potato: even I have my limits. I have forever sworn off anyone x Zane other than Pixal.
Nya: this coming from a girl who swings ice bottles at her enemies.
Ominus_Potato: true story.
Lloyd: but shouldn't it be more... you know... Challenging?
Ominus_Potato: I see your point.
Ominus_Potato: fine. Make it a Pixane lemon then.
Zane: what's that?
Jay: umm....
Kai: well in fanfiction. A lemon is... ugh! I can't say it.
Nya: it's mature content.
Zane: oh.
Pixal: for the love of god please don't read a Lemon about the two of us!
Ominus_Potato: sorry Pix. He has to!
Zane: I will regret this.

~~~5 minutes later~~~

Zane: *wont talk and is sitting on the floor rocking forwards and backwards.*
Cole: way to go Ominus_Potato! You broke the nindroid!
Ominus_Potato: how was I supposed to know that would happen?!
Lloyd: because you write the story.
Ominus_Potato: ah- Hmm.... good point.
Nya: well can you fix him?
Ominus_Potato: not without a reasonable explanation.
Jay: how about we montage our way over the problem?
Ominus_Potato: *presses montage button*

~~~one montage later~~~

Zane: n-n-never again. It was horrible. T-t-too dark. I-I-it is too twisted a-and-
Kai: yeah yeah big whoop for the scared Nindroid. Can we get on with my dare now?
Ominus_Potato: fine. Truth or dare?
Kai: dare.
Nya: oh come on Kai! You've all chosen a dare! Choose truth.
Jay: but only me and Zane have had a turn!
Nya: and both of you chose dare.
Kai: jeez fine.
Kai: truth.
Ominus_Potato: not including Kailor, what is your favourite and least favourite Ninjago ship?
Kai: well I guess I would say.... Pixane? Is my favourite?
Ominus_Potato: aayyyeeee
Kai: and my least favourite is problematic Plasma.
Pixal: what's plasma?
Ominus_Potato: Kai x Jay.
Nya: 🤮
Ominus_Potato: ikr. (Not in a homophobic way. I just don't ship the gay ships)
Cole: sooo.... we done here?
Ominus_Potato: for now. Hehehe...