Me: Well hello Ninjago Fangirls and Fanboys out there-

Kai: Are you ever going to change your intro?

Me: Since when have you told me what to do?

Jay: The bigger question is WHEN WILL MY KID COME!!!

Me: Next chapter, anyways. I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Nya: Can I die now?

Skylor: NO! I'M ABOUT TO BECOME AN AUNT SOON!!!

Me: What is she complaining about now?

Jay: False labor. It's been happening since last week

Zane: I can't get the kid out okay!!!

Nya: But he's the death of ME!!!!

Lloyd: Can we just have one peaceful show?

Pixal: I don't believe that will be possible 

Me: Pix is always right, well except when she said Cole is Nya's perfect match 

Nya: I GET IT!!! IT'S MY ******* FAULT TO LISTEN TO A STUPID MACHINE! THIS IS THE MAIN REASON PEOPLE HATE ME NOW!

Cole: CAN YOU GET EVEN LOUDER!!!

Nya: *Looks like she's about to cry* W-why wou-ld y-you yell at a p-pregnant teenager

Cole: I didn't mean that

Nya: EVERYONE FREAKEN HATES ME!!! *Starts crying in a pillow* 

Me: Is this what you deal with now a days?

Kai: Yep

Jay: Life's great am I right?

Me: We have a couple dares for you guys today-

Lloyd: We always have dares- WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!

Me: And the first dare is from ThunderWalkerninjago

Skylor: Who is the dare for?

Me: Jay & Nya

Jay: Oh course it is!!!

Nya: AGAIN DOES EVERYONE WANTS TO MESS WITH THE PREGNANT TEENAGER?!?

Me: Well I know I have mixed feelings about this certain one, but someone is here to visit 

Nya: Please don't let it be that stupid *****, don't let it be that *****

Jay: Please let it be Cliff Gordon

* Nadakhan enters the room*

Nadakhan: I'm free!

Jay: NOOOOO!!! *Hugs Nya tightly*

Lloyd: Who is he?

Nya: It's ******* Nadakhan the ******* djin 

Nadakhan: My love, it has been a while 

Nya: Go die in a ******* hole you **** heathen

Nadakhan: Luckily for you I am not needed for your love *Kisses Jay on the lips and after that he slaps Nya on the face* 

Jay: *Spits everything out of his mouth * What the **** dude!!!

Zane: Family show!

* Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Nya: *Starts to cry again* W-why would you s-slap a pregnant t-teenager?

Nadakhan: My love it's called a dare

Nya: Then to **** with you! *Starts shooting a gun at the djin* You ******* **** son of a ***** no good ***! DON'T KISS MY FIANCE YOU ******* COW! I DON'T NEED ANOTHER HARUMI!!!!

Me: *Snaps fingers and Nadakhan goes away* Yeah I don't need anymore blood on my carpets Nya

Zane: As I have said numerus time..... START USING YOUR HEAD AND STOP CUSSING LIKE A MAD MAN!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MOTHER SOON, SO ACT LIKE ONE!

Nya: *Crying* W-why is everyone being mean to me today!!!

Lloyd: *Comforts Nya* Why am I the only one doing this?

Kai: Because you're Lloyd

Skylor: Your the youngest one 

Pixal: You hang out with Nya the most

Lloyd: What about Jay? Isn't he about to marry her?!?

Jay: You're going to be an uncle soon, you need practice 

Lloyd: With what? I have no bf 

Pixal: So you are gay?

Lloyd: I didn't say that

Skylor: You still want to **** Kai

Lloyd: Maybe-

Zane: FAMILY SHOW PEOPLE!!! DO I HAVE TO YELL AT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek* 

Pixal: This is never going to get old

Me: Indeed the next dare is from Taekwonnono

Zane: Welcome 

Me: And we are also inviting two people to come on todays episode 

Lloyd: Don't let it be her. Please don't let it be that crazy *****

Me: Drumroll please

Lloyd: For the last time I'm not doing it

Nya: Than get me my yoga ball

Lloyd: Not doing that either

Kai: For god sake *Drumrolls*

*Misako and Wu enters the room*

Wu: Hello my pupils 

Misako: Lloyd 

Lloyd: You're still mad at me about the second chapter aren't you

Misako: What makes you think that

Lloyd: Your voicemail now says 'can't answer the phone right now. I have to get over my depression cause of my son's crush on a MALE' 

Wu: I thought we discussed to change that

Misako: You don't have a phone

Wu: I have the smoke

Jay: This is getting boring for my taste 

Me: Oh I already told Wu and Misako what the dare is, so you guys just have to listen

Misako: Lloyd son *Grabs both of Lloyds hand's* Me and your uncle has something to tell you

Lloyd: If you say that you're pregnant too-

Misako: No, I am far too old to conceive a child. You were hard enough

Pixal: Didn't you give him up?

Wu: Hush 

Misako: Me and Wu has been talking and we have agreed to tell you that me and your uncle has feelings for each other

Lloyd: What kind of feelings?

Jay: My goodness

Cole: He's the youngest! He's going to be scarred for life!

Wu: A romantic type nephew 

Lloyd: Oh

Nya: How is he okay by this?

Kai: Don't know sis

Lloyd: Well I guess I'm very happy for the both of you and I bet that you will have a very happy life together

Misako: Thank you son

Me: *Snaps fingers and Misako and Wu and gone* Well that was something 

Cole: How are you okay with this Lloyd?!?

Lloyd: I saw it coming from the start

Skylor: Of course you did

Me: Anyway we have one more thing for y'all and this is from Kai's fav LibbyGalaxyRose

Kai: YES!!!

Skylor: Why does he like her?

Jay: Cause she gives him presents 

Me: First she wanted to give this to Kai *Hands back his phone* I have to let you have it cause I'm tired of Cole texting me at night about how I need to give you back your phone!

Kai: My baby!!!!

Skylor: Okay so you love phone babies and you hate real babies. Great I'll note that

Me: And that's not all 

Cole: Do I get cake???

Me: No, but she has something for Jay and Nya

Nya: Is it Chocolate? Or better yet coffee?

Jay: You aren't aloud to drink coffee

Nya: But I NEED IT!!!

Me: It's not food! It's for the baby *Hands jay a box*

Jay: *Opens the box and a small baby shirt that says 'mama's boy' on it* AWWWWW

Nya: *Starts crying again* This is so cute!!!!

Jay: Hold up. How do they know if he's a daddy's boy 

Nya: I'm the one putting in all the work! I have to push this kid out of m-

Zane: *Covers Lloyd's ears* I don't think that it would be wise to say that in front of him

Jay: Well I'm the one that put him inside of you!

Cole: Gross tmi

Skylor: Pix you're so lucky

Pixal: Well I am lucky to be alive 

Me: Well that's our show for today! Make sure to comment down more truth or dares for the ninja and friends. I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!! BYEEE!!!