Me: Well hello Ninjago Fangirls-

Cole: What ,so does that mean you think all fans are girls?

Me: I never finished my intro-

Kai: Cole, just shut the **** up before I will get C.j from the bounty

Jay: Hold up. C.j isn't here?!?

Nya: OMG FREEDOM! I love that cutie, but I need my quiet time away from him

Zane: Who's watching him?

*Jay and Nya's eyes widen and start calling random people*

Kai: Nya this is what happens when you become a teen-

Nya: SHUT THE **** UP! I'M TRYING TO MAKE SURE MY ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE!!! **** OFF!

Lloyd: So this is what's going to happen for now on?

Me: Well you don't have a personal life

Lloyd: I take instagrams 

Skylor: Of Kai

Lloyd: I'm not gay

Zane: Gay are people who like the same s-

Pixal: Please don't finish that

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Jay: *Gets off the phone* Okay my parents have C.j at the Junkyard 

Nya: But my parents just texted and said that they have C.j

Kai: THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO TELL YOU TWO DUMBOS WHAT TO DO! *Starts dialing 911*

Me: We haven't even gotten to the dares yet-

Cole: Stop talking!

Me: Then I guess you won't be dating anytime soon

Cole: *Stops everything he's doing* W-What?

Jay: I thought I was the only one that's suppose to stutter

Me: This is from TheCakeQueen

Skylor: This is nerve raking 

Zane: Rake?

Me: They dared you and Lloyd to start dating for two full chapters and it has to be real

Cole: WHAT!!!!!

Lloyd: But I like Kai!!!

Skylor: Suck it up! 

Pixal: I don't know exactly how to compute this

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Cole: I'm straight 

Zane: Really cause you were desperate enough to go on a full on make out session with me 

Kai: Burn!

Jay: Now look who does the PUNS!

Me: So come on Cole. Have 'it' with Lloyd!

Cole: WHAT!?!

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Lloyd: I've think I sinned 

Me: Then at least kiss! Lloyd you made out with Kai for 10 minutes!

Cole: FINE *Makes out with Lloyd*

Nya: So glad we didn't bring C.j today

Kai: *Face turns red*

Skylor: You proposed to me remember 

Me: While they continue their love business. The next dare is from nali312

Nya: AGAIN!?!

Jay: We're going to die here one day. 

Me: And he requested someone to come 

Skylor: If you bring her back-

Zane: Can you bring Kai's old hair back

Pixal: Or Jay's spaced eyebrow 

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

*Harumi appears right between Cole and Lloyd*

Harumi: Awww nice to be appreciated 

*Cole and Lloyd realize that they are kissing Harumi's cheeks*

Lloyd: WHAT THE **** IS THIS ******* ***** DOING IN THIS ********!

Zane: WTF! WHY THE **** DO YOU PEOPLE BE SO ******* DUMB! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!!! NO MORE MISTER NICE NINJA YOU ARE ALL GOING TO END UP IN **** AND I AM NOT HELPING YOU OUT OF IT CAUSE GUESS WHAT I AM NOT A ******* IDIOT THAT DOES STUPID STUFF!!! SO FOR THE LAST ******* TIME! FAMILY SHOW *******!

*Everyone looks at Zane shocked as Pixal straddles him and fully makes out with him*

Kai: We broke him-

Jay: Big time

Me: Dude! You broke my best companion!

Lloyd: At least Pixal is having a blast

Skylor: Kai, why don't you do that with me?

Nya: I know that I've done it many times-

Cole: And that was how your little angel came to be 

Harumi: I don't think I have ever heard him cuss

Kai: He NEVER cusses 

Jay: We're ******* screwed 

Kai: Not as screwed you were when you got my sister pregnant 

Me: Can I tell the dare now?

Nya: I kinda don't want you to

Me: Well congrats-

Jay: SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN!?!

Me: NO, she's in the dare with Harumi 

Nya: **** it

Harumi: **** you too *****

Me: You two have to fight each other without any powers, no mask, and no help from anyone else 

Nya: I'd rather by pregnant again then fight her again 

Harumi: Now look whos the princess 

Me: Well lets start the fight and also no weapons *Snaps fingers and the three are in an arena*

Nya: I'm going to ******* murder you for calling my son ******* disgusting 

Harumi: But he is. Just like his ******* father

Me: I like this drama! FIGHT!

*The two charge at each other and lands a punch. Nya punches Harumi in the face knocking out one of her teeth as Harumi kicks Nya in the stomach*

Nya: Did I ruin your smile?

Harumi: You're going to **** with me 

*Nya gets ontop of Harumi knocking her to the ground and continues punching her in the face. Harumi screams in pain as she aggressively scratches Nya's back leaving droplets of blood*

Nya: I don't think Lloyd would want to date you anymore

Harumi: Neither will Jay *Punches Nya in the face but Nya knocks her unconscious after*

Me: Nya wins!

Nya: I think she needs to go through braces 

Me: Why do her teeth look fake

Nya: Maybe she borrowed Jeffree Star's fake teeth he doesn't use anymore

*GraMaye brings her and Nya back to the studio leaving Harumi in the arena*

Pixal: Hello Nya

*Zane Kisses Pixal on the lips*

Cole: Just when I thought they would stop making out 

Lloyd: Yeah *Holds Cole hand*

Me: You finally held hands 

Skylor: I ship Mosshipping cause Lloyd's away from Kai

Kai: Do you want that to be you?

Jay: I'm guessing Nya won

Nya: I always do

Lloyd: What happened with Harumi?

Nya: She lost a couple teeth

Me: Final dare of the day is from jules_pixal4125

Zane: She's my fav!

Kai: Now you play nice

Zane: Don't push it 

Me: I know y'all might not enjoy this, but she dares Lloyd to have an unlimited supply of candy and no one can take it away

Lloyd: YES!!!! FIRST A BOYFRIEND AND NOW CANDY WHAT'S NEXT HARUMI DYING FOREVER!

*Candy appears in Lloyd's hands and he starts eating it imedeantly*

Nya: Great now I have to get two people to sleep tonight

Me: Well that's our show tonight! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!! BYEEEEEE!!!!

Jay: Who's taking care of C.j again?

Kai: I'm calling Misako right now *Dialing Misako in a bored matter*

Nya: Bless us all