ME: Hello World!! I am back with another episode of Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!! I'm your host GraMaye and today we are doing something a little different 

Cole: What do you mean different. Are you ending the show! Yes I have been waiting for this day!

Me: At least I know you care, but no. I am not going to be your host today

Zane: What do you mean? You're our host GraMaye

Me: I know, but I need to sit back and relax, and let one of you become a host for the day

Lloyd: Can I be the host since I'm the leader!

Kai: Just because you're the leader doesn't mean you have to lead everything

Lloyd: But it's fun bossing you around

Nya: You didn't boss me for the first 3 years 

Lloyd: You were different

Me: Let me take a guess. You were scared of what Nya might do to you if you did

Lloyd: No

Jay: It was totally it

Me: Well lets choose a host shall we

Zane: How will you decide?

Me: Simple * Snaps fingers and a magic 8 ball appears in hand* I like asking this thing for advice 

Kai: We're talking to a machine?

Me: Yes

Nya: I don't mind as long as it's not that perfect match maker

Jay: I agree

Me: Lets get on with it shall we. Magic 8, should I let Cole be the host? * Shakes it * No because he eats to much cake

Cole: I'm on a diet 

Jay: I'm glad we don't have to do anything with this one

Cole: HEY!!!

Me: Should I let Zane do it? * Shakes it* No 

Zane: That's all it says?

Me: Yeah

Nya: Well that was the most boring answer I have ever heard 

Cole: I agree

Me: What about Lloyd? *Shakes it up* NO and always NO

Lloyd: Well that is just very hurtful

Jay: As long as he doesn't get to be leader than I am good

Nya: I don't want to host 

Kai: Really?

Nya: I got my payback a couple episodes ago

Me: That's fine with me. Magic 8, what about Kai *Shakes it* Yes since he brings in more heat

Lloyd: Is this thing rigid?

Kai: Wish it was, but HeLlo hotties out there. I'm your host Kai!! And I will sizzle up your night!

Zane: Don't you have a girlfriend?

Kai: She's at work she would never watch this show

Me: Kai you can a phone call

Jay: Who is it from

Me: Skylor 

Kai: O heck no

Jay: If we say that was a joke would you be mad

Kai: YOU ARE ON MY LAST NERVE WALKER!

Nya: Kai, just host already!

Kai: Fine. Cole truth or dare?

Cole: I'll do dare

Lloyd: This isn't going to end well is it

Nya: Nope 

Kai: Cole have you heard of Bruise?

Jay: Oh No! Kai is getting payback! Hold me

Cole: It's a dark greenish purple color that forms when you get hit hard enough

Kai: But have you heard of the Ship Bruise?

Nya: How does he know what Bruise is and not Greenflame!?!

Cole: What is the ship

Kai: *Smirks* You and Jay

Jay: I think I'm going to be sick

Cole: Is it for best friend speaking?

Kai: No. LOVE E DOBBY 

Zane: Oh so that's what that is called I was wondering why people were asking about that

Kai: Cole I dare you to read Bruise fanfic!

Cole: Can someone please bring me a garbage can or better yet the whole truck

Zane: What kind of fic will it be Kai?

Lloyd & Nya: Oh NO!!! 

Kai: We'll see 

Nya: Kai if you're trying to get rid of Jay I don't think this is the way

Cole: May I have the laptop please 

Kai: *Hands the laptop* Read carefully

* 20 chapters later*

Cole: Well I am never looking at Jay the same way ever again

Lloyd: WHAT WAS THE FAN FIC ABOUT!!!!

Cole: You don't want to know

Kai: Jay truth or dare 

Jay: -----truth-------

Kai: Walker, if you had to hook up with another girl that's not my sister who would it be?

Zane: That's rude

Cole: I wouldn't even do that

Jay: I would never hook up with someone else 

Kai: It is the matter of life and death

Nya: Kai You Are Dead!

Jay: My teddy bear!!! She's a female, and you didn't say living 

Kai: should've seen that one coming 

Nya: I am completely fine with the teddy bear

Kai: Nya truth or dare

Nya: Dare and nothing to do with my relationship 

Kai: Fine. I dare you to kiss Lloyd for 1 minute!

Jay: NOBODY KISSES MY GIRL!!!!!

Kai: This is what you get for the GreenFlame comment 

Nya: Can I call dad

Kai: Nope. Now kiss the boy

Lloyd: I don't feel comfortable with this 

Nya: Didn't I say nothing to do with my relationship

Kai: Your relationship is with Jay not Lloyd

Nya: I hate you

Zane: Cole you might need to hold Jay down

Cole: That's why I carry vengstone with me 

* Cole holds Jay down while Lloyd and Nya stand up from their chairs. They stand in front of each other, they lean in and their lips touched*

Kai: Timer starts now

Jay: I. HATE. YOU. KAI!!!!

Cole: What do we do while we wait?

Zane: Checkers?

Cole: Why not 

* Cole plays checkers with Zane as the timer goes off*

Nya: Oh thank god!!

Lloyd: I never wanted to get out of a make out session so much in my life!

Zane: Was this your first kiss?

Lloyd: .......

* Cole lets go of Jay* 

Jay: Nya!!! 

Nya: I was your first kiss?

Lloyd: Maybe, also I now know why Jay likes kissing you now

Kai: Don't like that statement 

Nya: I am calling my lawyers 

Jay: I offer borg

Kai: Lloyd truth or dare

Lloyd: Truth please 

Kai: How is a better kisser Nya or Harumi 

Cole: Harumi kissed him on the cheek 

Zane: It was still a kiss 

Lloyd: Nya. No question

Nya: Why? Just why!?!

Jay: Why is my girlfriend being targeted 

Nya: I ask that question every single day

Kai: And finally Zane, truth or dare

Zane: truth

Kai: Okay, if you had to change one thing about me what would it be

Nya: Your personality 

Jay: The hair

Cole: The Cocky attitude 

Lloyd: YOUR LIFE

Kai: HEY I ASKED ZANE

Zane: I don't know. I like you just the way you are

Kai: That's sweet! GUYS!!!

Kai: Well that's our show for tonight I will see you hotties later

Jay: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!

ME: SHUT UP