More! More! More! More! Ninjago!
Me: Hello ninjago fangirls and boys!!!! Welcome back to another Ninjago truth or DAREEEEEEE!!!!
Kai: Why are you so loud!
Nya: WHY ARE YOU LOUD!
Lloyd: Aren't you yelling?
Skylor: Is BOB still with you?
Nya: What do you think?
Zane: TMI
Me: Same anyway we got a lot of dares and truths today!
Cole: Oh great I'm guessing I don't have a truth OR dare..
Me: Actually all of you have dares except for Skylor
Skylor: Oh good I get to watch the fun happen
Me: We also have a special guest with us today who you all thought was dead
Lloyd: Please let it be Mistake'
Jay: Or Morro
Nya: Didn't I technically kill him?
Me: You are all wrong... Well maybe not Nya but everyone else yes and that person is HARUMI!!!
*Harumi walks into the room*
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nya: Can I kill her this time
Harumi: Nice seeing you too water lily
Cole: Only I get to call her that
Nya: Ultra Violet kind of stole that too...
Jay: I think Cole is getting old
Kai: he's not that old is he?
P.I.X.A.L: You are all in your late teens so I calculate that Cole is 20 or 21
Skylor: Doesn't that mean he get to drink?
Cole: PLEASE I have cake
Me: You might not at the end of this chapter
Zane: Oh dear. What's the first dare?
Me: this is from MiMI12_19
Lloyd: Nice seeing you here
Skylor: What's their dare?
Me: They have a lot so I'll start with the one for Kai and they dared you to learn how to swim in a pool full of ice
Kai: COME ON!!!
Harumi: Who's teaching him?
Jay: Nya?
Nya: Fine! Come on Kai! I'm not going easy on you GOT IT!
Kai: Yes ma'am
* Kai follows Nya to a pool full of Ice and are in their bathing suits*
Nya: Get in
Kai: Only if you get in first
Nya: Does it look like I want to get in?
Kai: No
Nya: Then get your little *** in the water
Kai: What did we talk about your language Nya!
Nya: Get in the pool Kai
Kai: No!'
* Nya pushes Kai into the cold pool*
Kai: *****
Nya: You wish now SWIM!
Kai: I'm sinking!
Nya: You're in the shallow end!
*Meanwhile back at the studio*
Lloyd: How long does it take for a swimming lesson!
Me: Don't know, but we might as well do another dare
Cole: Goodie
Me: Until I say so it is from the same person. And this goes to Jay
Jay: Haven't I been through enough chaos
Me: Zane do you want to take over while I go check on Kai and Nya
Zane: Sure *Has all the dares* They dared Jay to dye his hair purple, blue, red or green and also he can't be near Nya for one chapter and can't talk to her for 3
Jay: WHAT!!!! BUT SHE IS NYA
Cole: You have to do it ZapTrap
P.I.X.A.L: Just get it over with Jay
Jay: Fine I'll dye my hair blue *Walks to the bathroom to dye his hair*
Zane: GraMaye told me to say that nali312 dared Jay and Kai to annoy Nya making them go the hospital, so we need to make sure that happens. And he only tortures them because they are her favorites
Harumi: I'm fine with that
Lloyd: You're fine with everything
Harumi: Are not
Lloyd: Is too!
Skylor: Can you two stop fighting
Harumi & Lloyd: NO!
Zane: At least you asked
Lloyd: I like ballz better than tubes!
Harumi: You do not
Cole: LLOYD IS GAY IT IS CONFIRMED!
Zane: FAMILY SHOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE AND PORN!! DO I NEED TO DIE AGAIN FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL SELF!
P.I.X.A.L: Calm down Zane
Zane: Sorry
Skylor: I think I'm scared
* Me, Kai, and Nya come back to the room*
Me: I found the siblings
Cole: What took you two so long!?!
Nya: It's called Kai being a cry baby
Kai: *****
Nya: Call me that again and I will break your arm!
Zane: LANGUAGE!
* Jay comes back to the room with his hair blue*
Cole: *Laughing* OH MY GOD!!! IT REALLY IS BLUE BELL NOW!!!
Jay: Just shut up Cole *Sits across the room away from Nya*
Lloyd: how was swim lessons Kai?
Kai: Nya threw me in the deep end
Nya: I pushed you in the shallow end for the FINAL TIME!
Kai: ******* *****
Nya: That's it! *Jumps on top of Kai and start ripping out his hair*
Kai: MY HAIR!!!
Lloyd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Zane: What happened with you two!?!
Harumi: This was me last time
Nya: I will kill you next! *Punches Kai in the face and he passes out* Who's next!
Cole: Not it!
Skylor: Kai! *Runs over to Kai and places his head in her lap* Thanks for not ruining his teeth
Jay: Good teeth?
Me: Well I better handle this before someone dies so the next dare goes to Zane! You have to eat one of Cole's cooking masterpieces
Lloyd: You're dead
Zane: But I don't eat things?
Me: I don't know just put it in your mouth and lie about it! *Snaps Cole and Zane into the kitchen*
Cole: What should I make?
Zane: Do the chili
Cole: Alright! *Cooks chili* There you go *Gives Zane a pot of chili*
Zane: Why is their one of Nya's pads in here
Cole: It said it was scented!
Zane: Was it used?
Cole: I'm not going to answer that. Now eat up!
* Zane eats all of the chili*
Cole: What did you think
Zane: It was used
* Zane and Cole comes back from the kitchen to see Nya on top of Jay*
Cole: Now what happened!?!
P.I.X.A.L: Jay didn't talk to Nya and tried to run away from her and now she broke his leg,,,, again
Nya: Talk and I'll get off you!
Lloyd: He's not going to talk
Nya: TALK WALKER!! OR SO HELP ME I'LL CALL OFF THE ENGAGMENT!
Jay: Don't do that!
Harumi: And he speaks
Me: Well he spoke so * Snaps fingers and he is only in his undies*
Jay: MY CLOTHES!
Me: You talk to Nya so if you talk to her again then bye bye undies
Lloyd: I want to see that....
Skylor: Yep he's gay
Me: Bless your hearts. Next dare is for Cole. You can't eat cake for one chapter excluding this one
Cole: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Nya gets off of Jay and sit down*
Jay: My leg hurts
Lloyd: I feel your pain
Jay: IT'S SWEELING!!
Nya: And I dislocated my shoulder happy!
Me: Next dare goes to Nya!
Nya: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO NOW!?!
Me: You have to sing 'set fire to the rain' by Adel while wearing one of those outfits that they use in the carnivals in Rio
Nya: I have to be in another bikini!
Cole: I'm I the only person that think Nya might become a striper after retiring from a ninja?
Lloyd: Yeah
Harumi: We all know that you would rather have Kai as a hooker
Skylor: WHAT!
Lloyd: Ignore him
*Me snaps fingers and Nya is wearing her outfit*
( I don't own this and also imagine that this is blue )
Nya: I feel so violated
Cole: Future striper
Jay: COLE!
Harumi: This is even funnier than when you thought your boyfriend was dead
Me: Start singing Nya
https://youtu.be/93dCIYaB4Os
( Lyric already there)
Nya: Can I change please
Me: Wow that is probably the nicest this you have said today, but no
Jay: *Whispers To Lloyd* She looks so hot in feathers
Lloyd: Child mind
Zane: you talk about porn
Lloyd: Not anymore!
Skylor: Oh right you talk about how you want to go under the sheets with my boyfriend
Lloyd: I didn't say that either
Me: Do I need to put the mature switch on this book?
P.I.X.A.L: I doubt it
Me: Next dare goes to Lloyd and he has to kiss Harumi and not eat any candy for a full chapter
Harumi: AGAIN!
Lloyd: My lips are starting to hurt from kissing people
Nya: You know me and Jays pain now
Lloyd: Yeah, but you do a lot DIRTIER things than what I do
Zane: FAMILY SHOW PEOPLE!
Jay: start making out
* Lloyd kisses Harumi*
Lloyd: Done happy?
Cole: he didn't gag this time!
Jay: That's a improvement
Nya: For once
Me: Next one is for Pix. They dared you to do the chicken dance while singing baby shark!
P.I.X.A.L: This isn't going to end well.. *starts doing the chicken dance*
https://youtu.be/lL7r7VuGIWA
( I didn't know this was a thing )
Zane: That was wonderful Pix *Kisses her on the cheek*
Nya: At least her boyfriend LOVES her
Cole: I think she is talking to you Jay
jay: you think I don't know that
Me: Goodness. Next dare is for Harumi and she has to dye your hair orange and has to wear a tutu for 3 full chapters!
Harumi: Wait what!
Me: Have fun *Snaps fingers and Harumi's hair is orange and is in a bright pink tutu*
Harumi: THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS
Nya: You did a lot of things to deserve this PRINCESS
Me: Well I gotta end the show here today. I'm your host GraMaye and I will she yu in another Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!! BYEEE!!!
Skylor: Kai stopped breathing!
Me: Call an ambulance!
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