Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and boys! If you're new to the show then this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!! And I'm your host GraMaye and over here with me are the ninja's, Skylor, Pixal, and a special guest!

Lloyd: Don't tell me the special guest is Harumi

Me: Surprisingly, no, but I'll make sure that she will come back for another episode 

Nya: Oh goodie 

Pixal: So who is the special guest then?

Me: Drumroll please

Lloyd: For the last time I'm not doing this kid stuff

*Wu randomly walks in*

Wu: You will for your uncle 

Kai: Master Wu!?! What are you doing here?

Me: He hasn't gotten a dare, but Nab692 wanted him to be here

Cole: Looks like we can't talk about Kai and Lloyd being gay

Wu: Wait! Since when did this happen!?!

Lloyd: I thought we weren't suppose to talk about this 

Jay: We got a lot to tell you 

Me: Well lets do some dares! The first one is for Jay!

Jay: Please let it by making out with Nya, please let it be making out with Nya

Me: Pretty close. LibbyGalaxyRose dares you to talk to Nya again

Jay: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Goes over to Nya and hugs her* I missed you babe!

Nya: I missed you to 

Cole: Come on I liked Jay not talking to Nya for a little bit

Wu: That's not polite Cole

Skylor: He's Cole. You should've been here a couple chapters ago 

Zane: I don't think he should be 

Kai: I agree with Zane

Me: You guys are party poopers 

Zane: Party poopers?

Jay: I'll explain it to you later 

Nya: Wait hang on. Usually if you do something nice for us that means something bad is going to happen

Jay: What is your plan GraMaye?

Me: You'll just have to wait and see

Pixal: I'm calculating that this will not be good

Me: The next dare is from ShadyMurderer

Cole: Why am I slightly terrified

Me: You shouldn't be cause this dare is for Kai 

Kai: Oh no 

Wu: Why are you so worried my student?

Kai: Any dare that involves a request usually means that we are getting tortured 

Me: And guess what? You're RIGHT!!!

Jay: This is going to be funny 

Me: The dare is for Kai can't listen to EMINEM for a week 

*Kai's eye starts to twitch*

Nya: I think the request broke him

Lloyd: Hellooooo. Master of Fire are you there?

Skylor: Don't worry I got this. KYLE MASSIE SMITH!!! WE GET IT YOU LOVE EMINEM! SUCK IT UP AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR I WILL LET LLOYD DATE YOU!

Lloyd: Kai don't listen to that

Pixal: So you do want Kai to be your boyfriend?

Lloyd: I didn't say that 

Wu: Are you telling me that the reason your mother doesn't talk to you is because of this? Why haven't I been here before. This is fun!

Jay: I never seen him so happy 

Me: Can someone wake Kai up?

Nya: I got it *A bubble of water is formed over Kai's head and Nya drops it making Kai's hair wet*

Kai: NYA!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! *Starts running after Nya*

Me: Well while we wait for the Smith children. The next dare is from ThunderWalkerninjago

Jay: I love how half of the names are something to do with my element 

Zane: You know not everything is about you right?

Jay: I know

Cole: It's about Kai's hair 

Me: Anyway this dare is for Jay and they dared you to become a cat for a week

Jay: Wait what!?!

*GraMaye snaps fingers turning Jay into a blue, talking, cat*

Jay: I HAVE PAWS!!!!!

Wu: I think I'm allergic

Cole: It's just allergies

*Kai and Nya walk back in the room* 

Nya: Where's Jay?

Jay: Down here!

*Kai and Nya look down at the ground to see the little kitten of Jay*

Jay: Hi!

Nya: AWWWWWW!!!! Your so cute!!!!! *Picks up Jay in her arms and starts petting him*

Cole: This might be the most attention he's gotten today

Kai: I'm guessing a dare happened. How long for?

Zane: About a week 

Kai: Great that means I get to do anything I want without him bickering about it 

Jay: You know I can still talk right?

Kai: Just be lucky that my sister is holding you or you would be in the underworld

*Jay whimpers and cuddle up against Nya*

Me: You do know that there is still more dares from the same person right? 

Skylor: Well who is it for then?

Me: The next one is for Kai

Kai: Great. First EMINEM, and now this can I just get a break!

Me: Don't worry it's not bad. You just have to let Jay and Nya stay together for seven years and more.

Pixal: Why do I like that dare?

Wu: More Drama that's why

Kai: Again I am FULLY broken

Me: You might be after I tell y'all Jay AND Nya's dare

Jay: Come on I'm already a cat!!! What else do I have to deal with now! Do I get into a cat fight with the new puppy Midnight!

Lloyd: Why did you make a pun?

Cole: I'm just wondering how Lloyd hasn't said anything inappropriate this chapter

Lloyd: I like balls! I preferer them over tubes!

Wu: My ears

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!!! WHY DID YOU GUYS BRING THIS UP AGAIN!!! YOU GUYS NEED JESUS!!!

Nya: I know. I've been dealing with it for years!

Me: Do you want to hear your dare or not?

Jay: I don't want to hear it 

Me: Okay then *Snaps fingers and a pregnancy test pops into Nya's hand*

Nya: What is this?

Me: Look at the results 

*Both Nya and Jay look at the test to see the word pregnant*

Nya: Oh. My. God.

Lloyd: What is it?

Nya: *Passes the test to Lloyd* What did you do GraMaye!!!

Lloyd: Kai's going to be ticked 

Kai: About what!?!

Me: Well the last dare was for Jay and Nya to have a kid, so Nya's prego's!

Kai: WHAT!?! SHE 19 YEARS OLD GRAMAYE!!! 

Zane: She'll be 20 soon Kai

Jay: I'm going to be a daddy!!!

Cole: The question is will the baby be a cat or a human

Me: It's human don't worry. The baby won't come until a few more chapters cause I don't want a baby coming out of no where, so the process will be faster then a normal pregnancy

Nya: What do you mean? How long do I have before I have a person coming out of me 

Cole: Or cat

Nya: NOT HELPING!!!

Me: About 3 to 5 chapter so in days about five weeks

Jay: FIVE WEEKS!!!

Nya: Am I going to die in this process?

Me: Don't think so

Wu: I'm going to be a great sensei to the youngling 

Zane: What powers will the child possessed? Nya's water or Jay's Lightning? And will the two lose either of their powers?

Me: The child will have both Water and Lightning and Jay and Nya will still have their powers 

Jay: Oh thank god!

Me: We still have dares though and that is from my fav nali312

Kai: Oh no who is it for!?!

Me: Well first I need someone to come down here

Lloyd: It's not who I think it is. Is it?

Harumi: *Walks into the room* Guess who's back?

Nya: Can I kill her now? I have an excuse to tell people now

Me: I may let you do that at the very end

Skylor: May I join that?

Nya: The more the better

Me: Anyway, I already told Harumi what the dare is and now I just get to watch the show

Pixal: Aren't you the host?

Harumi: Awww look at the little scardy kitty. No wonder your friends like you like this 

Jay: No they like me in my human form! Right guys?

Kai: Welll......

Jay: *Starts tearing up* You mean- you would rather me be useless and weak for my whole life?

Harumi: Of course they do! You are the most weakest ninja I have ever met in my life! Your worse than GraMaye and she isn't even a ninja!

*Jay starts crying in Nya's chest*

Nya: You *****

Harumi: I'll take that as a complement 

Lloyd: And this is why I felt heart broken 

*Harumi walks over to Kai and starts pulling on his hair*

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*Kai starts crying* 

Skylor: You hurt my hot tamale! *Hugs Kai* 

Harumi: I like it when I hear people cry in pain *Walks over to Cat Jay and kisses him on the mouth*

Jay: I feel violated!!!

Nya: Oh **** No!

Zane: STOP CUSSING! YOUR PREGNANT THE CHILD COULD HEAR YOU!

Harumi: Oh so the master of lightning is your baby daddy? At least I know that I won't be a teen mom

Pixal: That was very rude of you

Harumi: I know *Walks over to Kai and kisses him too*

Skylor: Back the **** away from him you *****! *Uses the power of gravity to make her float in the air*

Harumi: Bring me down!

Skylor: Not until you leave *****

Zane: WGAT WITH THESE WOMEN AND CUSSING!!! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!!!

Cole: Shut it tin can I'm watching a show here 

Nya: Go live in **** *****!

Zane: THERE IS A PERSON LIVING INSODE OF YOU! STOP CUSSING FOR THE CHILDS SAKE!

Skylor: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Nya: *Nods* Go send her back to the departed realm

Harumi: Wait no!!!! 

Nya: Tell Morro I said hi

*Skylor makes a portal making Harumi go through back to the departed realm* 

Skylor: Mission complete 

Me: Great cause the last dare is for Jay and Nya again\

Jay: I got kissed by a evil ***** and then I got turned into a cat then I'm becoming a father which I am happy about, and now this!!!

Me: It's not that bad really

Nya: Just tell us what it is cause I'm hungry 

Me: You guys can make your Hydroelectric dragon again 

Jay: YEAH!!!

*Jay and Nya makes their dragon and then stops cause of how bog it was*

Me: Nali also told me to tell you after you did that that I give you these *Hands Jay and Nya cards* These are free dare cards 

Jay: What do we get to do with these?

Me: I'm guessing that it is giving other people dares. He said that he only gave it to you two because you guys are his favorite

Nya: I'm finally a favorite for once!

Cole: What about us!?!

Lloyd: Are we rubbish?

Pixal: Is this how Cole feels when he doesn't get a dare?

Cole: HEY!

Me: Well that's our show for today! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!! BYEEEEE!!!!!