Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and boys!!! We are back with-

Nya: I want McDonald's!

Zane: After the show please Nya

Me: If you're wondering Nya is pregnant and she's on about maybe a month and a half through it, but it is actually only been a week. I made the process faster! Anyway, I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Kai: How long are we doing this show!?!

Me: I'm going to be the next Ellen

Lloyd: I thought I was the next Ellen?

Skylor: NO we told you you're the next Niall Horan!

Pixal: I thought Lloyd couldn't sing?

Lloyd: I can too sing!

Me: Can y'all shut up and let me host!

Nya: But I"M HUNGRY!

Me: Zane just get Nya something from McDonald's already!

Jay: Why can't I get it?

Cole: Dude I think they would cook you if you even go through the drive-thru

Wu: I would have to agree with my pupil 

* Zane leaves the room to get McDonald's*

Pixal: Do we have any dares today?

Me: From what last chapter happened we got over 70 comments!

Jay: WOW that's more comments than there was people on my failed tv show!

Me: I can only do a couple dares from that chapter and will just go along with the others in different chapters. The first dare is for Jay!

Jay: Oh come! I'm already becoming a father what else do they want!

Me: The dare is for you to turn into a baby till the end of this chapter!

Nya: But he's a cat

Me: That's why he's becoming a kitten *Snaps fingers and cat Jay becomes smaller and sits in Nya's lap*

Pixal: Who requested the dare?

Me: Jaya_Shipping

Jay: They ship Jaya!

Nya: You're so cute and tiny!

Kai: Good luck Midnight

* Zane comes back with two bags of McDonald's*

Zane: I got all your food Nya

Nya: Finally *Takes the bags from Zane and starts eating* 

Me: Next dare goes to Everyone except Skylor, Pixal, and Wu

Skylor: That is perfectly fine 

Zane: Who is it from?

Me: Ninjagofancole

Lloyd: Thanks for the request

Me: The first dare is for Kai!

Kai: Come on!!!

Me: They dared you to approve of Jay and Nya's relationship 

Kai: Can I get a different dare please

Nya: You only answer a darn question. At least you don't have a living thing inside of you

Lloyd: I had a ghost in me does that count?

Cole: Oh no his dirty mind

Lloyd: What do you mean? I was possessed remember?

Jay: Look who has the dirty mind now 

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

Me: That reminds me before Kai answers his dare, Pixal has to kiss Zane on the cheek everytime he says family show

Pixal: I think I'm going to enjoy this dare

Zane: Who was it from?

Me: jules_pixal4125

Wu: Hello viewer

Me: Anyway, Kai you have to approve!

Kai: Why should I? I need some reasons 

Nya: First of all I'm engaged, second I'm carrying his kid, and third you are suppose to let me stay with him for over 7 years. Do I need to continue?

Kai: BUTTTTTTT

Skylor: Just approve already!!! I still don't have a ring on my finger so let them have theirs!

Pixal: So you want to get married?

Kai: Fine. I approve of Nya and Jay relationship

Jay: Say it like you mean it

Kai: Do you want to die right now!!!

Nya: Do you want your soon to be niece/ nephew to grow up without a father?

Kai: I. APPROVE!

Jay: I'm sorry can you say that louder

Lloyd: Please no

Wu: My old age can't take it

Me: Next dare goes to Lloyd!

Lloyd: Oh good grief 

Zane: He's Charlie Brown!

Pixal: I thought he had cancer?

Nya: You watch to much Ms Mojo 

Jay: I thought he had that too

Lloyd: I'm not bald people! What is my dare?

Me: *Smirks* You have to like Kai for a whole chapter 

Kai: Oh **** No

Zane: FAMILY SHOW KAI SMITH THERE are TWO CHILDREN THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Pixal: I think I'm going to enjoy this dare

Lloyd: FINALLY MY DREAM CAN COME TRUE

Skylor: I know I said I would let you date him if I broke up with him, but I'm still dating him so back off!

Me: It's a dare Skylor 

Kai: Great

Lloyd: So you me. We make a pretty good pair, why don't we make it official-

Jay: Okay you cannot steal those lines!

Lloyd: Did you say those lines?

Jay: Well...No

Lloyd: Then you don't say anything

Kai: Is this what Jay, Cole, and Nya felt when the love triangle happened?

Cole: Yes, but ours was worse 

Nya: It's called the Overlord and a love matcher 

Jay: But look who's having my kid now

Cole: Does anyone want to be my Gf I am desperate 

Me: *Whispers* How about a Bf

Zane: What was that?

Me: Nothing. The next dare is for Zane!

Zane: I like Ice Cream

Me: Great pun, you have to have a full out make out with,,,,, Drumroll please

Lloyd: For the final time! I'm not doing it!

Nya: Then go get me a barf bag 

Lloyd: *Starts doing the drumroll* I like you Nya, but the bounty smells bad enough and I need a break from it

Me: Cole!

Zane & Cole: WHAT!?!

Kai & Jay: Glaciershipping!!!

Nya: Once again how does Kai know this but nothing else?!?

Zane: I'm straight and taken 

Cole: I'm hopeless and lonely and desperate for love! So come here tincan! *Starts kissing Zane*

Pixal: THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND YOU MOTHER ******* CAKE EATER!!! *Pins Cole to a wall and kicks him in the place where the sun don't shine*

Lloyd: That's a first

Cole: My manhood...

Zane: LANGUAGE!!! OUT OF EVERYONE WHY YOU PIXAL!!!

Pixal: *Walks up to Zane* Cause I LOVE you! *Kisses Zane on the lips*

Skylor: Wow 

Jay: Why do I really want both of them to shut down in the middle of their kiss

 Nya: Hold up did Cole quote Chandler Bing from 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S'?

Cole: What can I say I'm desperate 

Zane: *Pulls out of kiss* Better?

Pixal: Much

Me: Great next dare!

Wu: This is much inappropriate

Me: Tell me about it, this dare goes to Cole!

Cole: What NOW!!! I got kicked in the ballz what pain do I have to do now! 

Me: You have to sing

Cole: Oh not this **** again nope. This ******* happened over 3 ******* months ago. This is living ****!

Zane: COLE FAMILY SHOW!

* Pixal kisses his cheek *

Lloyd: Maybe it's not as bad as you think

Me: It's 'Love me like you do'

Cole: ****, ****, ****, not this ****!

Zane: FOR GOODNESS SAKE GO TO CHURCH AND GET SOME JESUS!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIME I HAVE TO DO THIS!!! FAMILY. SHOW!!!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Pixal: Why do I have a feeling you're doing this on purpose?

Cole: I'm not doing this

Wu: The why did you sing to me when I was a baby then

Cole: I told you not to tell anyone about that!

Jay: Oh yay that means you can sing to my kid 

Cole: GraMaye hand me the mic

*Hand Cole a mick*

https://youtu.be/GD2_bkNgX5I

Cole: I'm done with this ****

Jay: NO wait! *Laughing like crazy* Do it again do it again!

Cole: Not going to happen ZapCat

Kai: Oh good name 

Zane: Who has the next dare?

Me: It's for Jay

Jay: Please let it be turning back into a human please. I want to be a real boy, a really cute boy!

Lloyd: Now who's self absorbed!

Nya: I can't argue with him he's adorable as a cat and hot as a boy

Jay: Thank you!

Me: Well you might not like him after he kisses Kai

Nya: WHAT!?! 

Kai: I think I might suffoCATe  him 

Jay: That's not a good pun 

Lloyd: Also Kai you're my man no one else can have him

Skylor: He's my BOYFRIEND

Lloyd: To bad Ms. I get to do whatever I want 

Skylor: RUDE!

Me: Well here's Jay *Picks Jay off of Nya and hands him to Kai* and you know the rest

Nya: Wait bring him back.... 

*Kai quickly kisses Jay and put's him back with Nya*

Kai: I'm done I don't want to do this anymore

Me: We still have Nya's dare and a couple more request

Nya: Great. What do people like when they see a pregnant women who is a teenager.... Torture them with dares. Oh how I love my life

Me: It's not that bad 

Zane: I can sense you're lying

Me: Fine Nya has to do the dab

Lloyd: But that was so two years ago

Me: That's why they dared her 

Nya: I hate all of you *Does a quick dab* Happy?

Me: Well the next request is from jules_pixal4125

Pixal: Again?

Me: I like the dare

Zane: Who is it for?

Me: Cole

Cole: **** it 

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!!!

*Pixal kisses Zane on the cheek*

Me: You have to dress up in cat ears and a tutu while eating cake

Cole: CAKE!?!

Me: *Snaps fingers and Cole is wearing a pink tutu and black cat ears on his head and had a piece of cake in his hand* Honestly you look better in a tutu than Harumi

Cole: Thank you *Starts eating cake*

Nya: Can I have some please?

Cole: Is it you or the baby talking?

Nya: *Looks down at her belly* I want you out of me!

Jay: 4 Chapters to go 

Kai: What is it going to be like in the delivery room

Nya: Me screaming 'why did you do this to me' and 'I'm never letting you do this to me again'

Skylor: The better question is WHO'S THE GOD PARENTS!!!!

Jay: Once I turn into a real boy then I'll say 

Me: We have one final dare. This is from Amy4Walker

Wu: I think welcome back. I never watched this show and I am sorry if they ruined your child minds. 

Skylor: You sound like Abby Lee Miller after a huge argument with another competitor 

Me: Anyway this is for Cole

Cole: Of course

Zane: You were just complaining on how you never get dares and no you do and you're complaining again

Jay: He's in a mood

Cole: At least I don't have Nya's mood when it's that time of the month 

Nya: At least I won't have to deal with it for a while!

Cole: Oh right you have a kid at 19 years old! Did you and Jay even use protection!

Jay: How about you shut up and do your bloody dare Dirt Cloth 

Cole: FINE!

Jay: FINE!

Me: Great, Cole gets to propose to his cake!

Cole: Finally I have an excuse! *Drops down on one knee and raises his cake in his hands* You were so beautiful when I laid my eyes on you and you're still beautiful now. Cake will you marry me? *Motions cake to say yes*

Kai: *Slow claps* Congrats 

Skylor: So when are you going to get down on one knee to me hot Cheeto?

Kai: UHHHHHH

Me: That's all we have today! Make sure to put in more dares! This is your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!! BYEEEEE!!!

Lloyd: Save us!