DARE!!!!!!! And Ninja's
Me: Well hello Ninjago fangirls and boys! Welcome back to-
Cole: We all know what the intro is GraMaye
Me: Well you never know if new viewers are reading this
Kai: The most views you got on a chapter is 58 views
Nya: But on her entire book it's over 400 reads
Zane: And her other books have over 1k and 3k and another being over 400
Me: I feel like this is being sponsored
Lloyd: Just be lucky we didn't look at your YouTube
Me: I deleted my videos, but that doesn't mean I can't look at Kai's!
Zane: Since when did Kai have a YouTube channel?
Nya: It's called hair tutorials
Jay: It's his whole personality
Kai: HEY!
Me: Anyway welcome back to Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!! And today we got good wifi and Kai only has a bruised arm
Kai: Thanks a lot Nya
Nya: I didn't break it
Kai: It still hurt
Me: We have a lot of dares today and I honestly love them all
Lloyd: really?
Me: yeah and I have a surprise for this chapter
Lloyd: Is it candy?
Cole: Or CAKE!
Jay: MAKE OUT SESSIONS!
Zane: Jay!
Me: Well some of that might happen this chapter
Jay: YESSS!
Cole: CAKE!!!!!!
Me: But it's not you and Nya making out together and Cole might get his wish
Nya: I will kill whoever kisses him except his teddy bear
Cole: Something to do with cake it's heaven
Me: Anyway we have two people that will be permanently on the show
Lloyd: Is it my mother?
Me: No she's still mad about you yelling about the love for Kai
Kai: WE ARE NOT GAY!
Me: You won't be after your dare
Lloyd: What?
Me: Nothing
Jay: So who's the new members of truth or dare
Me: Well I invited three people, but one of them didn't want to be permanently on the show
Zane: Who are they
Me: First one up for guest appearance is...... Harumi!
* Harumi walks in the studio*
Lloyd: AGAIN!?!
Harumi: It's so nice to be loved
Jay: Didn't Cole sent you to be Lloyd's date?
Lloyd: we will never speak of that day
Harumi: Hi Nya how's your kiss with Cole?
Nya: Go die in a hole
Harumi: Only if you do it first
Nya: Already did
Zane: Is that called a roast?
Cole: I don't know Zane they're girls
Me: Before someone gets beat up again the next person to join the official cast of truth or dare is..... Skylor!
* Skylor walks into the studio *
Kai: YES!!! My girlfriend gets to join I'm so happy!
Jay: Doesn't that mean she see you kiss boys?
Kai: We do not speak of that in front of her
Skylor: Hey hot tamale
Kai: Hey Skylor
Me: I don't want to ruin this cute moment, but there is still one more guest to join the cast
Cole: Is it Karloff?
Nya: Ronin?
Jay: My Mom?
Lloyd: My Dad?
Kai: Is it Shayne Topp form SMOSH!!!
Nya: You called out a YouTuber?
Kai: What he has good hair
Lloyd: Of course
Me: And the next guest is.............. P.I.X.A.L!
* P.I.X.A.L walks into the studio *
Zane: It's my soul mate
Jay: CUTE!
P.I.X.A.L: Hello everyone. I don't think I need to say my name
Me: Don't worry you're good. And I would like to say thank you to LadyStone123
Lloyd: For what?
Me: For letting Sky and Pix join the show! Nya and I need more girls to hang out with
Nya: Thank you!
Me: So the first dare goes to Cole!
Cole: I finally get dares! I'm so happy
Me: The dare is from LibbyGalaxyRose
Kai: I bet she is going to torture Cole
Me: Quiet opposite actually. She dared Cole to eat all these cakes she made * Points to a truck full of cake*
Cole: I'm in heaven! * Jumps into truck and start eating the cakes*
Nya: This is going to be worst than Lloyd's sugar high
Lloyd: I was 9!
Zane: But you still have a child mind'
Harumi: That's why I was able to manipulate you so easily
Jay: You tried to kiss a 10 year old
Skylor: But he's in a teenage body
Nya: And he talks about inappropriate things
Lloyd: Like balls
Zane: LLOYD!
P.I.X.A.L: aren't balls round and filled with air?
Kai: That's not the 'balls' he means
P.I.X.A.L: This doesn't compute
Zane: Don't worry I didn't get it either at first
Me: Well while Cole is finishing his cakes the next dare is for Pix
P.I.X.A.L: Oh who is it from?
Me: jules_pixal4125
Nya: Thanks for the dare
Jay: What's the dare?
Me: They dared Pix to wear Zane's gi
Lloyd: OH YESSS!!!
Skylor: LLoyd!
Zane: I'm fine with that
Kai: Which gi?
Zane: The one where I met P.I.X.A.L
Nya & Jay: CUTTTEEEE
Me: Alrighty then * Snaps fingers and P.I.X.A.L is in Zane's rebooted gi*
P.I.X.A.L: A little big, but comfy
Zane: I'm glad you like it
Me: Great next dare is from the same viewer, but it's for Kai
Kai: Oh god
Me: They want you to kiss Skylor
Skylor: Oh I want one of those
* Kai kisses Skylor on the lips *
Kai: Easy
Skylor: Not the best one, but I 'll take it
Nya: Kai got roasted
Jay: again
* Cole comes back from the truck*
Cole: I think I need more cake
Harumi: I think you gained 10 pounds
Jay: What ever happened to 'my body's a temple'?
Cole: That ended when I saw a truck full of cake
Kai: Whatever
Me: Well the next dare is from ninjagolover376
Skylor: Who gets the dare?
Me: Why they gave two dares out and the first one is for Jay!
Jay: Please let it be make out session with Nya
Me: Close. You have to dye her hair blue
Nya: Oh god
Jay: Nya is going to kill me
Zane: What color of blue
Cole: Isn't it only one color?
P.I.X.A.L: There's royal blue, baby blue, turquoise, navy-
Skylor: I think they get it
Nya: What do you think will show up?
Kai: Well you should blech it first then dye it blue. And I think for you Nya the shade should be artic blue cause it matches your gi
Jay: Are you sure Kai isn't suppose to do this
Me: Positive. Now go do her hair and don't mess it up
* Jay and Nya walk away to backstage *
Lloyd: What do we do while we wait?
Me: Well the same person who dared Jay also dared Zane
P.I.X.A.L: And what would that be
Me: For him to dress up like Elsa and sing let it go in the streets while running
Zane: But I already sang let it go!
Cole: But this time it's in the streets! I need to post this on YouTube!
Lloyd: Or Myspace!
Skylor: Can you even put videos on Myspace?
P.I.X.A.L: Don't know its been a while since the platform was used
Me: Zane just do your dare
Zane: FINE. But I won't like it
Me: Good *Snaps fingers and Zane is in a Elsa dress*
Harumi: Go sing Snake Jaguar
* Zane goes to the streets of Ninjago and starts running*
https://youtu.be/gS8nZ8p-xnU
Zane: I feel embarrassed
* Zane comes back to the studio *
Cole: How was the run tin can
Zane: I don't want to talk about it
Kai: By any chance did you see Jay and Nya backstage
* Jay walks back into the room*
Lloyd: Well look who's back
Kai: Where's my sister?
Jay: Welllll.....
Skylor: Oh god
Kai: Jay
Lloyd: Did you two go into a room again
Zane: FAMILY SHOW!
Jay: A bit more complicated
* Nya walks into the room with artic blue hair *
Nya: JAY WALKER!!!!
Jay: I said I was sorry
Nya: Sorry ain't going to fix this!
Kai: Oh no here we go again
Jay: Look we can go to a hair salon and dye it back to black I promise
Nya: Promise?
Jay: Promise
Me: I think Nya is going to hate me more when I say the next dare
P.I.X.A.L: Do I need to call an ambulance?
Zane: Maybe
Me: This dare is from nali312
Nya: Oh no
Kai: Oh yessss
Zane: Who is the dare for?
Me: Harumi
Harumi: Okay what are we getting at here
Me: They dared you to kiss Jay in front of Nya
Jay: I'm sorry what
Nya: Excuse me?!?
Harumi: I'm going to enjoy this
Cole: Well I'll tie Nya up in chains *Ties Nya in vengestone* And my best friend can make out with the worst human being on the planet
Me: Start kissing you two
Jay: I only kiss Nya and my teddy bear
Harumi: To bad *Forcefully starts to make out with Jay*
Nya: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! COLE UNTIE ME PLEASE ,PLEASE , PLEASE!!! I'LL GET YOU MORE CAKE AND FIND YOU A GOOD GIRLFRIEND!!!
Cole: Cake?!? *Unties Nya*
* Nya pushes Harumi to the ground with Nya in top*
Harumi: Get off me!
Nya: After this oh heck no!
Harumi: Jay's a pretty good kisser. I liked it and I think I want some more of it
Nya: * Pulls out a small knife and holds it up to Harumi's neck* Don't you EVER say that about MY fiancé
Harumi: Or what?
Nya: I don't know if you know this, but I killed Garmadon and Master Chen in the Cursed Realm along with ghost colonist and Chen's army. I also destroyed all of Djinjago, so if you don't want to die right now then I say you zip it
Harumi: Yes ma'am
Nya: Good *Pulls knife away from Harumi's neck and goes back over to Jay and sit in his lap*
Jay: Someone misses me
Nya: Don't push your luck
Jay: Yes ma'am
Me: Well that's all the time we have today this episode, but make sure to comment more truths or dares for the ninja to do. I will see you next time on Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!! BYEEEE!!!!
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