Me: Hello Ninjago Fangirls and Boy-

*C.j Starts crying in Nya's arms*

Jay: Do you mind being a little more quieter please. We have not gotten this little guy to sleep in days!

Cole: No joke

Zane: But it is completely normal for an infant boy to act this way

Lloyd: For two weeks?

Me: Can I finish my intro?

Nya: Only if you don't wake up C.j then you're good

Me: Alright welcome to Ninjago TRUTH IR DARE!!!! I'm your host GraMaye and we have a lot of dares for these ninja today!

Nya: *Looks at the now sleeping baby* I swear if you wake him up-

Pixal: I don't believe she will. Just make sure Kai keeps it down

Me: The first dare goes to Kai, but only he gets to know

Kai: Oh god *GraMaye whispers something in his ear and smiles*

Skylor: I don't like that smile 

Cole: He looks like MoMo

Jay: For the last time we are not showing C.j that!

All the girls: SHUSSSSSHHHHH

Jay: Sorry

Kai: Skylor I need you please *Walks away*

Skylor: This better be good *Walks back with Kai*

Lloyd: I'm going to make sure Kai is with me 

Zane: What was that?

Lloyd: Nothing!

Nya: Be quiet!

Lloyd: But you're yelling too

Nya: Please this kid has heard a lot more screaming then he needs to 

Cole: Was it from Jay?

Me: While we wait for the others we will go on with the next dare. This is for Pixal and Zane

Zane: Oh yay

Pixal: Why am I slightly nervous about this?

Me: Every time Pix talks Zane has to kiss her on the lips

Pixal: *Smirks* Well if that's the case-

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Cole: Can you save the kissing for later! I'm still single

Lloyd: and want to mingle 

Jay: That just sounds weird 

Lloyd: How do you think that little thing got here *Points to C.j*

Zane: FAMILY SHOW!

*Pixal kisses him on the cheek*

Nya: Do you want me to kill you for waking my kid up

Jay: Trust me you do not want to mess with her 

Me: Also that dare was from jules_pixal4125

Lloyd: Oh she's fun!

Me: She doesn't have any dares for you

Lloyd: Oh come on!

*A teddy bear appears on Lloyd's lap and Nya imedeantly recognizes it*

Nya: W-what are you doing wit Mr.Sparky?

Lloyd: Mr. who now?

Cole: Oh this isn't going to end well

*A small fire appears and the teddy bear is flown into the flames*

Nya: *Hands the baby to Jay* OMG MR.SPARKY PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE ALIVE I CAN'T LOOSE YOU!!!

*Kai and Skylor walks in Smiling at the results*

Kai: Lloyd did you throw Nya's favorite toy in the pit?!?

Lloyd: No I didn't even touch it- Wait a minute KAI!

Nya: *Starts crying* I CAN'T FIND MY TEDDY!!! KAI HELP ME FIND IT!!!

Jay: *Looks at the baby* You have already gotten used to all of this haven't you?

Cole: Good lord Nya calm down it's just a bear-

Nya: BUT THE BEAR CAME WITH ME EVERYWHERE!!! KAI GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HELP ME PLEASE!!!

Me: This dare is from nali312

Jay: OF COURSE IT'S FROM HIM!

*Baby starts moving and Jay tries to keep him asleep*

Me: Now I would like to invite someone to help me host

Cole: Is it cake?! Or Cake Jr.!

Zane: What is your deal with cakes?

Lloyd: I swear if you let-

*Harumi walks into the room and sits next to GraMaye*

Harumi: I'm back

Nya: OH NO!!! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!!

Jay: Nya! Do YOU want to wake up C.j here 

Harumi: I see there's a new member here. Looks just like his ugly father

Nya: Oh you son of a -

Jay: No cussing near the baby remember?

Kai: I might've broken that rule a few times.... 

Skylor: You mean every time you're near him 

Pixal: Well I for a fact-

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

Zane: You're doing this on purpose now 

Me: Harumi do you mind saying the next dare?

Harumi: Of course, but I really do want to mess with the water ninja

Nya: Do fly home princess 

Harumi: You wish. Kai and Lloyd has to make out for 5 minutes. This is from ninjagofangirl19

Kai: WHAT!!!

Lloyd: THANK THE LORD!!!

Cole: I KNEW LLOYD WAS GAY!

Lloyd: AM NOT!!!

Pixal: Just make out already!

*Kai and Lloyd starts making out and so does Pixal and Zane* 

Jay: Why am I grossed out by this?

Cole: You know that lead to this child right?

Harumi: Nyaaaaa

Nya: What do you want DeadJade

Harumi: Nice nickname I should come up with one for you too. How does Teenninjamom sound?

Nya: That bundle of joy is the greatest thing in my life

Jay: What am I then?

Me: Don't push it 

Harumi: At least I didn't get pregnant at 19 \

Nya: At least I didn't fall off a building 

Harumi: Oh you're on. At least I had a father figure in my life

Nya: At least mine aren't dead!

Harumi: AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL CHILDREN IN DIFFERENT REALMS!

Nya: You better shut your mouth-

Harumi: OR WHAT YOU ******* ***** YOUR WHOLE FAMILY ARE ***** AND YOUR KID IS ******* UGLY!!!

*C.j wakes up and starts crying*

Nya: THAT'S IT!!!! *Jumps ontop of Harumi and lands punches and kicks on her face*

Cole: Again!

Nya: DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANOTHER ******* WORD ABOUT MY CHILD EVER AGAIN YOU ******* *****!

Harumi: Get off me!

Nya: Why can't you die permanently!?!

*Timer goes off and everyone stops making out and stares at Nya and Harumi*

Kai: Wow what did we miss?

Jay: The baby woke up

Zane: We are never going to go to sleep ever again are we?

Nya: SKYLOR SEND HARUMI TO THE DEPARTED REALM BEFORE I TORE OFF HER OWN FACE!

Harumi: You wouldn't dare-

Skylor: I got you boo *Makes a portal and it starts sucking in Harumi*

Harumi: WAIT DON'T PUT ME BACK IN THERE I CAN CHANGE!

Nya: Should have done that a long time ago Jadie. Now Bye BYe

*The portal sucks in Harumi*

Lloyd: Peace at last 

Me: Welllll- 

Cole: Oh no there's more!

Me: It's still from nali312

Nya: This dude is going to get me nightmares one day

Me: It's more like a gift

Skylor: That's even worse

Me: Oh well then I guess I can take the golden weapons back and-

Kai: Wait GOLDEN WEAPONS!

Jay: Be quiet! I just got C.j back to sleep 

Me: *Hands Zane the golden weapons* Yeah you know they're on ebay right?

Pixal: Since when has that been a thing? 

*Zane kisses Pixal on the lips*

me: A while. Anyway that is our show for tonight! I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE!!!! Make sure to comment more dares and BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!