??: Jayyy~~~

??: Jayyyyyyyyy~~

??: JAY!

Jay: Whe

Jay: What?

??: Come find me Jayyy

??: I have a surprise for youuuuuu ~~

Jay: Wait what

Jay: I swear if you are Jessica....

??: What?

??: what do you mean?

??: Jessica? Her

??: That complete fucking twat who tried to take you

??: Why would you think I am her??

??: Has she been trying to contact you?

Jay: If your not Jessica, who are you?

??: I'm your sweetheart

??: Your love

??: YOUR FUCKING YIN JAY!

Jay: Oh

Jay: Hey Nya, what's up.

Nya: You don't just get to say 'Hey Nya what's up'

Nya: Did you delete my contact?!?

Jay: no?

Nya: then why didn't you have me saved???

Jay: Cause this is my new phone.

Nya: ...

Nya: Oh right...

Jay: I thought you would of known that Nya

Jay: Especially since you got me this phone

Nya: .... Oops?

Jay: Lmao

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???: Hey bro

Jay: I got a new phone who dis

???: Dis-pacito

Jay: Wha--

???: Try and guess who I am

Jay: Okayyy?

Jay: Do I get a hint?

???: Ehhh

???: I like to annoy you to the ends of the earth

Jay: So basically anyone on the team

???: And in return you annoy me

Jay: Do you have the slightest how little that narrows it down?

???: 😂😂😂

???: Oh, and if you hurt my sister in anyway,

???: I will end you.

Jay: Oh hey Kai what's up

Kai: Nothing much just want to see what you got Nya for her birthday.

Jay: Her birthday is coming up?!?!

Kai: 😡😡

Jay: I'm just kidding, I went to your parents to help forge me a new Trident for her birthday.

Kai: oh

Kai: Wait without me?

Jay: Yeah, I needed it to be secret.

Kai: Oh okay

Kai: ttyl

Jay: Okayy

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Jay: Okay, I haven't got my contacts synced correctly, would you be able to tell me who this is?

???: Wow thanks for not knowing me

???: I feel so loved

???: DAD

Jay: Okay so hello Lloyd, how ya doing?

Lloyd: Meh just went to get comics and candy soooooo

Lloyd: I am doing great 😄

Jay: Good, good, just don't eat them all at once

Lloyd: The comics?

Jay: no, the-

Jay: 🤦‍♂️

Lloyd: What?

Lloyd: What did I do?

Jay: Lloyd, I love you but sometimes you are an idiot

Lloyd: Gee thanks

Lloyd: I'll remember that next time Kai asks what you two are doing.

Jay: Wait no-