LANGUAGE WARNING!

Me: WELCOME EVERYONE!!! To Ninjago Truth or Dare!!! Today I have my co-host, Kaylee.

Kaylee: Whaddup hoes?

Me: So, let's get our main 6 here!!! *Snaps fingers*

*Ninja fall on the stage*

Kai: WHAT THE FUC-

Zane: LANGUAGE!

Lloyd: Who are you and what are we doing here.

Kaylee: Truth or dare mah dudes.

Me: Please. Stop.

Kaylee: Never hoe.

Me: Don't mind her, she's just been crazy ever since I poofed her out of existence for this chapter.

Kaylee: Yeet yeet mah dudes

Nya: I can tell...

Me: The first request is a dare for Zane, requested by FlareThunderstruck 

Zane: Okay.

Me: You must tell Pixal that you can't be together. 

Zane: NO I CAN'T DO THAT

Me: LET ME FINISH! In the end, though, you can tell her it's a dare.

Zane: Okay. *Rings up Pixal* Hey Pixal... Hi, yeah, I'm sorry but we can't be together.

Kaylee: This is so dramatic

Zane: WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!! IT WAS A DARE!!! Really? Okay, love you, bye.

Kai: How did it go?

Zane: Swell.

Jay: Probably not.

Me: ANYWAYS!!! Truth or Dare, and our second request is... for everyone... this was also requested by FlareThunderstruck so thank you!!!

Cole: Not again

Me: Well, they actually requested most of the dares and truths.

Kaylee: The dare is to kiss your crush. *Snaps fingers* Now get into a closet and do some weird kinky stuff I don't care.

Me: Kaylee NO!

Kaylee: Kaylee YES!

Pixal: Zane! That was the worst dare ever!

Zane: IM SORRY

Seliel: What is going on.

Skylor: I don't know

*Ninja and co. do the dare, cause I'm hella lazy.*

Kaylee: Yay, kinky. Reminds me how I'm forever alone.

Lloyd: Haha me too, cause you forgot about my love interests.

Me: Oh yeah whoops. Akita or Harumi.

Everyone: AKITA

Kaylee: Okay *Snaps fingers*

Akita: Wha-

*Lloyd and Akita kiss*

Me: Alright, 3rd, 4th, and 5th dare, also requested by FlareThunderstruck Kai, eat Cole's cake, Cole replace Kai's hair gel, Nya don't drink water for 3 hours.

Nya: NOOOOO

Skylor: It's okay.

Nya: IT'S NOTTT

Cole: My cake...

Kai: My hair gel...

*Cole replaces Kai's hair gel with icing, Kai eats Cole's cake*

Kaylee: Sad boi hours.

Akita: Are you this annoying?

Me: Actually no, since I poofed her out of existence, she's been crazy like that.

Kaylee: Yuppers. I like rubber duckies. 

Akita: Ah.

Kaylee: Yeet yeet. I can't do this in real life, so I'm taking the chance to be weird. FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS *Does a backflip*

Morro: KAYLEE NO! STOP!

Everyone, expect Skylor, Seliel, Me, and Akita: *Screams*

Kaylee: Whaddup hoe.

Morro: I'm taking you to a mental hospital...

Kaylee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU

Morro: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS.

*They leave*

Me: TAKE HER BACK IN 12 HOURS!

Morro: WILL DO!

Lloyd: Alright, how does he know Kaylee?

Me: Shit I accidentally erased their memories of Morro too... and forgot about Morro- HAHA IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Jay: I think it does.

Me: Shut up. 6th and 7th dare also requested by FlareThunderstruck Jay steal all of Lloyd's candy and eat it. 

Lloyd: NO!

Jay: HAHA YES!

Me: And Lloyd, you must kiss another wolf in front of Akita.

Akita: What.

Lloyd: That's cheating

Me: You think the viewers care? You think I care? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! YOU ALREADY CHEATED ON SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SO HAHA!

Pixal: Your stress levels are very high.

Me: I KNOW! It's always been that way. You should see me at school lol. *Snaps fingers* Kiss the damn wolf Lloyd

Lloyd: *kisses wolf*

Wolf: ???? *Disappears*

Me: Jay?

Jay: I got it. *Eats Lloyd's candy.*

Lloyd: :-( 

Me: Suck it up. Ah-ha, our first truth, requested by Colekessler1 *Snaps fingers*

Maya: What the...

Kai, Nya: MOM!

Maya: Oh hi kids.

Me: Skip the damn family reunion I need my boba. Anyways, Maya, was Kai a Momma's boy?

Maya: He liked his father better, cause I was the one to give him the baths, and he hated water.  :/

Kai: 0-0

Nya: HAHA!

Me: Right, you go back to 4 weapons *Snaps fingers*

Maya: You'll visit soon right?

Kai, Nya: Yup! 

*Maya goes bye-bye*

Me: *Sips boba* 2nd truth, requested by FlareThunderstruck

Cole: Not them.

Jay: AGAIN?

Me: IF SKYLOR DIDN'T EXIST, KAI, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE?

Skylor: You better answer this correctly.

Kai: Probably Lloyd or no one.

Lloyd: 0-0

Me: Ha, platonically, or romantically?

Kai: Platonically.

Me: *Whispers: Damnit I actually kinda like GreenFlame* ALRIGHT

Nya: That doesn't sound good.

Me: It really doesn't. Anyways, Nya you have a dare requested by FlareThunderstruck come with me.

*In a soundproof room*

Me: Alright, you have to tell Jay that your pregnant, and it's his baby. 

Nya: Alright. Poor Jay.

Me: Okay. Let's go.

*Walks out*

Me: Alright, Nya has something to tell you guys.

Lloyd: What is it.

Nya: I'm pregnant, and its Jay's

Kai: JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jay: 0-0 WHAT OMFSM! KAI STOP CHASING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kai: YOU SCREWED MY SISTER

*Kai chases Jay around the stage*

Zane: Congrats Nya

Pixal: Yeah.

Skylor: I always knew you'd be the first.

Cole: Yay, make me the godfather, please.

Nya: Sure.

Seliel: Haha this baby's gonna be a fighting machine by the time their 5. 

Me: Actually, to spoil your train of thought. *Snaps fingers: Kai and Jay are in their seats*

Kai: LEMME KILL JAY

Me: It was a dare. How are you guys ninja?

Pixal: Ah.

Skylor: Oh.

Nya: Y'all got pranked.

Me: Next dare, also requested by FlareThunderstruck 

Kai: Really starting to hate this person

Me: Jay get in here.

Jay: Okay.

*In soundproof room*

Me: Alright on those playground telephones, you need to talk in them, and say: I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

Jay: 0-0 okay...

*Exit room*

Me: *Snaps fingers* JAY GO!

Jay:  I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

Kai: JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jay: NONONONONONONNONONONONO

*Kai chases Jay around the stage again. Playground phone disappears.*

Everyone: *Laughs*

Me: Alright settle down people. Jay, just pull a prank on Nya, I'm too burned out for this.

Jay: 0-0 Okay... *Leaves to go get stuff.*

Nya: You just defeated the whole purpose of a prank. 

Me: As I said, I said, I'm too burned out for this. This was requested by FlareThunderstruck

Kai: AGAIN?

Cole: I'm pretty sure their either a fangirl/fanboy or an enemy.

Akita: I mean, you guys do have a lot of enemies.

Me: Shit, you're still here? Okay, you need to go back, because of the weird-ass timeline the Never Realm has. *Snaps finger* Your memory is restored.

Akita: Lloyd cheated on his S/O with me. Dang, that's gonna get a lot of drama. Peace out! *Leaves*

 Lloyd: I swear if it's Harumi

Me: It's not. Speaking of Harumi, I need to continue writing my other book.

Kai: It has Harumi in it?

Me: No, it's Harumi the name. I named her Harumi Nakamura and her evil/good twin Haruki Nakamura. Boy and girl. Coolio, done. 

Lloyd: Ah

Nya: This doesn't make any sense.

Me: Same though.

Jay: *returns, pours a bucket of fish on Nya* OCEAN WOMAN.

Nya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone: What?

Nya: JAY HOW COULD YOU!

Jay: How could I what? *Confusion*

Nya: WHY DID YOU CATCH THE FISH! THEY JUST WANTED TO SWIM!!!

Jay: I don't understand.

Kai: Me neither.

Nya: SAVE THE FISH! THEY JUST WANNA SWIM!

Me: Okay, that dare's done. Y'all can have a slumber party. *Fishes go back in the Ocean*

Nya: Thanks FSM

Jay: I'm sorry waterlily.

Nya: It's okay BlueJay, you didn't know *Jaya hug*

Me: AWWWWWWWW *Slumber party setting* This was requested by FlareThunderstruck Oh yeah. I can return Kaylee back in existence *Snaps fingers*

Kaylee and Morro: Hey guys.

*Memory restoration.*

Lloyd: I'm sorry I cheated on you.

Kaylee: Eh I don't care. 

Morro: Mental hospital was fun.

Kaylee: It really was.

Zane: How did you guys go to a mental hospital.

Pixal: *Nods*

Seliel: It's Morro and Kaylee, bringers of chaos, don't be surprised.

Skylor: Truthfully, I agree.

Kai: Yeah.

Nya: Uh-huh.

Me: Shut up now. This setting of the last dare was kinda requested by Jayafanfic 

Skylor: I like it. Thanks.

Me: Yeah, yeah. Jay, you need to get drunk.

Kaylee: Which alcohol? I can get you vodka, or Corona Beer.

Me: Vodka.

Kaylee: Alright. *Leaves* I got 15 6-packs of vodka.

Me: Alright Jay, get hammered.

Nya: This doesn't sound good.

Zane: Agreed.

Cole: DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK *Cheers*

Seliel: YEAH JAY DON'T BE A PUSSY!

Skylor: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Jay: *Drinking his 2nd bottle*

Kaylee: Ah, I love the sound of vodka in the night.

Morro: Yum yum yum getting hammered.

Jay: *Getting slightly tipsy* Hey Nya~

Nya: Hi Jay

Jay: I like cows.

Kai: That was so random

Jay: SCREECH

Pixal: Jay stop, please.

Jay: Yeet yeet my nonexistent Cadillac 

Kaylee: Okay, here's the drunk test...

Morro: HIT IT, SIS!

Kaylee: I WANT MY CHICKEN STRIPS

Jay: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS YEET YEET

Kaylee: Yeah, he's kickass drunk.

Me: Alright, that's the end of truth or dare. Requests are still open. I hope you enjoyed it.

Lloyd: We didn't

Zane: Goodbye. 

Me: That's the end of that episode of truth or dare... for now.