More Dares
Me: Welcome back to Truth and Dare!!!
Kaylee: Yay
Morro: Fun time
Jay: Hit us with your worst
Me: Alright, these two dares have been requested by Colekessler1 Jay, Kai, Lloyd, and Cole? You need to get your legs waxed. Zane gets poked in the legs by something that hurts him because he's a Nindroid.
Lloyd: WTF NO!
Kai: 0-0
Cole: Isn't waxing painful?
Nya: It is
Seliel: Say your prayers boys.
Me: Alright you guys go do that. *Snaps fingers* We can hear their screams of pain from the other room cause I'm hella lazy.
Skylor: Joy.
Pixal: Isn't that, a bit... pyschotic?
Kaylee: It's not.
*Screams of pain*
Kaylee: *Smiles crazily*
Morro: Sis, you need to take a chill pill.
Nya: Now look what you did.
Me: Not my problem. Anyways Imma tell you the next dare. Also requested by Colekessler1 Morro, you need to eat as much hamburgers as you can.
Morro: AHAHA YES I LOVE THIS PERSON!
Pixal: Just don't eat to much! You'll get sick! *Motherly vibes*
Morro: *Cackles in bisexualness*
Seliel: Hey! Why does he get to have a fun dare!
Skylor: It won't be fun once he gets a stomach ache.
Morro: *Eats*
*Guys walk out*
Me: SO! How was it?
Lloyd: Terrible.
Kai: Hell.
Zane: It was an exprience.
Cole: The Cursed Realm
Jay: Worse than any other injury I got.
Kaylee: Cool. Your pain makes me smile.
Lloyd: What the actual fuck Kaylee.
Kaylee: I'm just kidding. I'm sorry.
Kai: Don't joke with us like that! *They sit down*
Morro: *Still eating*
Me: Next dare!!! Also requested by Colekessler1 Kai must teach Wu what is a "Material Girl" *Snaps fingers* So let's give a warm welcome to Sensei Wu!
Wu: Hello
Zane: Greetings, Sensei.
Me: Go Kai.
Kai: Uh... a Material Girl is... *Whips out phone* The top 2 definitions of Material Girl from the Urban Dictionary are: 1. A song written and performed by the singer Madonna in the 1980's, and 2. Often mistaken for preps. They HAVE to wear things that cost at least $200, and EVERYTHING they own is designer. Material Girls are EXTREMELY rich, and don't know anything about life. They don't care about school, and only have "rich" friends. They want EVERYONE to envy them, especially their million dollar Louis Vuitton purses.
Me: I honestly don't know either, but Material Girl is a bop! Shameless advertising, the song Material Girl is in the thumbnail! CHECK IT OUT PLEASE!
Nya: Shameless advertising?
Me: Shush.
Jay: Okay?...
Me: Anyways, final one, let's first say goodbye to Wu
Morro: *Mouth full* Bye!
Pixal: How are you still eating?
Zane: It's unhealthy to eat that much hamburgers.
Morro: SHUT UP I'M NOT FULL YET! *Mouth still full*
Kaylee: He's going to throw up at exactly 3 AM tonight.
Lloyd: Eh, maybe 4
Kaylee: Wanna bet?
Lloyd: 5 dollars.
Kaylee: Bet.
Lloyd: Love you.
Kaylee: You too.
Me: ANYWAYS! Let's give it up for MASTER CHEN!
*Crickets*
Skylor: You gotta be fucking kidding me
Chen: HELLO!!!
Kai: Nope, she wasn't
Me: This dare was requested by Colekessler1 Chen, would you please tell us a baby Skylor story?
Chen: No claps? Are you serious? And no throne for me?
Nya: Answer the fucking question Chen.
Seliel: Give me the dirt on Sky-Sky
Chen: Ugh whatever. When Skylor was 5, she wandered off into the dungeons of my amazing place, and nearly got eaten by Clousey-Clouse's pet Anacondrai. The End.
Kai: *Hugs Skylor protectively*
Skylor: Not what I had in mind but okay
Seliel: That's the dirt you could dish up? I'm surprised Skylor even loved you.
Chen: EXcuse MOI?
Me: You are excused from this place *Snaps fingers* Anyways, that's all and hope you enjoyed!
Cole: Cause we didn't!
Zane: Goodbye fellow viewers!
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