it's been a while. Also, these will have the ninja's kids (my headcanon) so go check that out, the chapter's called WOaH~

also, these are all from the internet. 

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When Cole and Lloyd are fighting over which is better: Candy or Cake

Nya: *Done* Watch them run

Zane, Kaylee: They will tear each other into pieces!

Jay, Kai: Jesus Christ this will fun!

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Gale Montgomery Garmadon: *At 3 AM* Daddy, why does mommy wear make up?

Lloyd: To look pretty.

Gale: But she's already pretty.

Lloyd: Awww

Gale: You should wear makeup Dad. 

Kaylee: *On the other side of the bed, trying not to laugh.*

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Nya: I had a dream where we had another baby!

Jay: *nervous laughter* well, we can barely handle the one-

Nya: Two.

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Lilly Luna Brookstone: *Pointing to a dead squirrel* He was a boy.

Cole: And how can you tell?

Lilly: He was stupid.

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Zane: Can you come over here, my little princess?

Natasha Holly Julien: Dad! I'm not young enough to be a princess!

Zane: Then what should I call you?

Natasha: The Queen.

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Skylor: So, what did you do at school Aiden?

Aiden Carson Smith: Learned about dragons.

Skylor: Your class learned about dragons?

Aiden: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everyone else was doing.

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Morro: I thought daddy told you to go to sleep?

Alexander Sky Garmadon: (I'm using Morro's headcanon last name) There's a monster in my closet.

Morro: Scarier than daddy?

Alexander: *Goes back to sleep*

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Natasha: I wanna cat!

Pixal: Honey, I'm allergic.

Natasha: You could sleep outside.

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Primrose Eliza Garmadon: Why would someone dress like a hamster?

Kaylee: You mean a hipster?

Primrose: What's the difference?

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In a Cafe

Waiter: So, what will it be?

Jason Ed Walker: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

*Everyone looks*

Nya: *Obviously embarrassed* Eggs... he would like some eggs.

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Noelani Ana Walker: I can't wait for this plane to crash

Jay, on the Bounty with his kid: It's a flying ship.

Noelani: Same thing.

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Braydon James Smith: Daddy, you were my best friend before I got friends.

Kai: Wow okay. 

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Paxton Charles Garmadon: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?

Lloyd: About 90%

Paxton: So it's 10% balls then?

Kaylee: *Spits out food* Who teaches our children this?

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Zane: There are no monsters under your bed.

Natasha: They're behind you now.

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Harper (tntcat1527 made this OC for me, he is a ftm transgender): Why are you so dirty honey?

Alexander: Because I am closer to the ground than you are.

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Lilly: Goodbye mommy!

Seliel: No, we say goodnight honey. 

Lilly: I know, but this time its goodbye

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*The Garmadon family at the zoo looking at the rhinos*

Gale: Wow look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?

Lloyd: *Chokes on water and turns bright red*

Kaylee: *Laughing her ass off*

Garmadon: I've taught him well

Misako: You've taught our grandson WHAT?

Morro, Wu, Alexander, and Harper: *awkwardly standing off to the side.*

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Aiden: I have a bear trap in my backpack, wanna see?

Skylor: YoU'vE gOt A wHaT

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Braydon: Jail is no fun, I know that.

Kai: YOU'VE BEEN IN JAIL? SK-

Braydon: Once. In Monopoly

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Gale: Hey Mom, how did you come up with our names?

Kaylee: Well, Gale and Prim's names are from the Hunger Games.

Primrose: Cool!

Paxton: What about me?

Lloyd: I found it on the internet. 

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