Jay: Kai! I need your help!

Kai: Of course you do. I'm Kai.

Jay: No seriously! It's Nya's birthday tomorrow and I-

Kai: Still don't have a gift. Come on, get I'm the car.

-Later-

Jay: So I was thinking I would get her some earrings or-

Kai: Too cheap. She'll know you forgot.

Jay:

Jay: Okay, then how about some clothes-

Kai: You'll make her feel fat because you'd have to get a size larger than why she is.

Jay:

Jay: Okay...what about makeup-

Kai: It'll make her feel insecure. It's like your practically telling we that she didn't pretty enough.

Jay:

Jay: •_•

Jay: HoW Do yOu KNoW aLl tHiS?!

Kai: *pulls out sunglasses*