Jay screamed an octave higher than he cared to admit as your so called "pet" dove for him.
He threw himself to the floor before those little claws could dig into his face again.
"Mickey!" You yelled, chasing after the sugar glider, who was rapidly hopping from surface to surface, then gliding away before you could grab him.
Mickey wasn't really a fitting name, Jay thought to himself, still
on the floor. Mickey was a loveable, talking, Disney character.
This creature was a violent relative of a squirrel.
Jay popped his head back up to see you running around your living room, Mickey still jumping away.
who's idea was it to have sugar gliders as a pet?
And of course you would get the most meanest, violent one there is.
Well.... The meanest and violent one towards him. According to you, Mickey didn't start freaking out until he walked through the door.
That was just his luck.
"No Mickey, NO!!!"
Jay realized too late why you were screaming.
He felt something land on his head.

"I'm sorry Jay." You apologized for the millionth time.
Your boyfriend tried not to grimace in pain as he touched his new bald patch,courtesy of Mickey. "It's fine, y/n. I'm sure my hair will grow back.... someday."

LATER GOLDEN HEARTS!!!!

~ HeartOfGold12