I got this idea from chocoqueen29 to put the previous chapter through Google translate and see how it comes out.

Things . . . get weird . . . . .

The text in bold italics is the translated one.

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*In the limo, on the way to Spinjitzu Studios™*

Princess: Welcome back, everyone! As you can see, we are en route to the studio where we will cover more interviews and watch the Ninja during their recording sessions.

Worker: *whispers something in Princess's ear*

Princess: *stunned* I have just received information that some weirdo managed to steal the tape of our previous interview with the Ninja and edited it in the twenty minutes it took us to get here. By the looks of the worried expression this worker has on his face, it seems messed up.

Lloyd: Messed up? How?

Worker: You don't wanna know.

Princess: Play it.

Worker: *gulp* Are you sure?

Princess: JUST DO IT!

Worker: Okay, okay!

*Tape starts playing*

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Lights, Camera, Action!

Bulbs, security, suggestions!

Princess (Me): Hey everyone! I am your host Princess Silent, though I'm not as quiet as you expect me to-

Princess (me): Hello everyone! I am your invited princess, quiet but not as quiet as you might expect.

*Weekend Whip starts playing at an abnormally loud decibel*

*This week's whip starts with a small and rare number of games*

Princess: Can- can we turn that down a little, please? I'm trying to-

Princess: Can you cut some? I get–

*Weekend Whip continues loudly with no regard for anyone's hearing*

*A weekend loss can continue with dignity no matter who is listening*

Princess: *takes out gun and starts air firing* SHUT UP!!!

Princess: *The Trojan horse came out and the shots went off* Stopped!

*Weekend Whip shuts up with an off-key trumpet sound*

*The scourge of the weekend is connected to the main sound of the trumpet key*

Princess: *stays silent, daring the song to start again*

Princesses: *Quiet and daring to start singing from the beginning*

*Silence*

*Childhood*

Princess: Anyway, we are going to start our Ninjago behind-the-scenes special with - obviously - introducing the main cast of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, put your little cupholder-like hands together for . . . the Ninja!

Princess: Whatever it is, let’s start with the Ninjago feature back to back - of course - with the main characters in the series. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands in the boxes of drinks. . . Ninja!

*Applause*

*Shakab*

The Ninja: *walk in while waving their hands dramatically and acting grateful for the attention*

Ninja: *Go with trembling hands and appreciate this feeling*

The Ninja: Thank you! Thanks! You all are the best!

Ninja: Thanks! Thank you! God bless you!

Random person: I love you, Kai!

Indiscriminate person: I adore keys!

Kai: *never-ending winks and smirks*

Kai: *laughs* and never-ending observations.

Princess: Please, be seated. *gestures at the six folding chairs*

Princess: Sit down. *Provisions for each seat in six seats*

Cole: I thought we were gonna get some cool Chesterfield sofas to sit on.

Cole had a clown chair, I thought about it.

Nya: Who do you think we are? Joe Biden's children?

New: Who do you think we are? Which Biden baby?

Princess: *forced smile* Sit. Down.

Leadership Debt: Sitting Laughter. Down.

Ninja: *finally deposit their behinds on the chairs*

Ninja: *Finally sell the chairs back*

Princess: Well, everyone! Here we have the *cough* talented cast of Ninjago: Masters Of Spinjitzu's Ninja team. Please, start with your names.

Malika: All right! Here we have a standard *cough* Ninja: Masters for SpongeBob's ninja team. Please start with your name.

Worker: *whispers* But the people already know who they are.

Worker: *interested* But people all know the identity.

Princess: SHH!! *continues fake smile*

Malika: SHH!! *Keep smiling*

Lloyd: Good morning, everybody. I-

Lloyd: Good morning everyone. A-

Random person: It's past noon!

Lucky person: It's dinner time!

Lloyd: Um . . . okay? Good afternoon, everybody. I'm Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, the Green Ninja and the leader of the team.

Lloyd: Eh. . . Is it appropriate? Ven, get peace for all. I am Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, Green Ninja and team president.

Jay: What up, people! My completely awesome name is Jay Edmund Gordon Walker, the Lightning Ninja and the screwdriver of the team.

Jay: How are you! Strange names are Jay Edmund Gordon Walker, Lightning Ninja and Team Manager.

Random person: *confused whisper* Screwdriver?!

Outside: *Confusion and weirdness* Wow?!

Kai: Yo!

Guy: You!

The ladies: *fangirl screaming with no regard for anyone's hearing*

Women: *Women scream, don't look*

Kai: Yes! Thank you! You're very kind. The name's Kai Rafael Smith, the Fire Ninja and the hot-shot of the team. *winks*

Guy: Yes! Thanks! You are a good man. The cows were named Rafael Smith, Burning Ninja and Hatham. *Form*

The ladies: *fangirl screaming*

Women: *fingers* (I hope she's giving him the middle finger XD)

Random girl: *faints*

Good girl: *weak*

Nya: Hello everyone! My name is Nya Erika Smith, the Water Ninja and definitely not just the girl of the team. I'm the technical and crafty one.

Justice: Hi everyone! My name is Na Erica Smith, not the only girl on the Water Ninja team. I'm smart and ready.

Jay: And my girlfriend!

Jay: And his companion!

Princess: Uh, hate to be the Jaya spoiler but we need to quickly wrap up the introduction. Continue.

Princess: Uh, I hate or throw Jay, but we'll skip the details right away. Care.

Cole: 'Sup, people. My name's Colvin Louis Brookstone, the Earth Ninja and the muscle of the team.

Cole: Shoulders, folks. My name is Colvin Louis Brookstone, World Ninja and Justice League.

Lloyd: Your name's Colvin?!

Lloyd: Is your name Cologne?

Cole: Um . . . yes . . .

Quantity: Yes . . . yeah.

Lloyd: *uncertainty*

Lloyd: *dumb*

Zane: A good afternoon to all you lovely people who have come to meet us and greet us with your happy smiles and wonderful nature-

Zayn: Good night to all the good people who came to greet and greet you with a pretty mouth and beautiful trees–

Random person: *sleeping*

Unselected person: *eating*

Zane: -and I hope we all will turn out to be the best of friends. My good name is Zane Anthony Gabriel Harold Johnathan Julien Roberts the III, the Ice Ninja and the brains of the team.

Zayn: I hope we return to good friends. My good name is Jane Anthony Gabriel Harold Johanaton Julian Roberts III, Cold Ninja and Team Brain.

*Crickets chirping*

*Glossy thimble*

Kai: Wha . . . .

Kai: Who . . .

Princess: *snoozing but snaps awake* Huh? What? Oh! Uh, thank you! Thank you all so much! Just need you to say a few words to the audience before we leave for your studio.

Princess: *Just wake up* Yes? What is this? Hey! Please! Thanks! Say a few words to the audience before entering this workshop.

Cole: Always remember! The fatter you are, the harder it is for people to kidnap you. Eat cake, stay safe! Peace!

Call: Always remember! If you are overweight, it is difficult for people to kidnap you. Eat bread, peace! Yes of course!

Kai: If you want to be like me then take care of your hair and be handsome! *Thumbs up*

What: If you want to be like me, abuse hair and look beautiful! *Thumbs above*

Zane: Never wait for the perfect moment, my friends. Rather you should take the moment and make it perfect. If opportunity doesn't-

Dzen: My friends, don't think about having a good time. Instead, you need time to make it perfect. If the chance is not great–

Jay: "Queue" is just "Q" followed by four silent letters.

J: "Row" means "Q" and silent. Four letters.

Zane: I wasn't done with-

Shane: I'm not done yet ...

Nya: I really loved coming home to find the boys deciding to award ten bucks to the ninja who would find out who Samurai X was while I smiled to myself. So satisfying.

Nia: I really wanted to go home to find people who decided to give a ninja a gift of ten dollars. So satisfied.

Zane: But I-

Shane: Here I am.

Lloyd: Life is not my favourite. Period.

Lola: Life is not in love. Chronic time.

Princess: . . . . . . Um, well thank you all for those wonderful words that no one actually gained good advice from. Alright, people! That's a wrap!

Princess :. . . . . Thank you so much for all these interesting tips that no one gets great advice. Good people! This is a cockle!

*Weekend Whip starts again*

*Weekly Success Resume*

Ninja: *stand up and follow Princess*

Ninja: *Stop the princess and follow her*

Jay: *trips*

Jay: *Travel*

Audience: Oooooohhhhhhh!

Students: Ооооохххххххххх!

Zane: As I was saying, if opportunity doesn't knock-

Design: As I said, if the possibility is not possible-

Camera man: *shuts down camera*

Male cameraman: *closed room*

*Tape ends*

*Crickets chirping*

Princess: . . . . . Well, that was–

Ninja: *burst out in maniacal fits of laughter that seems concerning and needs immediate psychological attention*

Cole: *struggling to breathe while laughing* What the heck, Lloyd! I told you my name was Colvin. Why did you ask if it was Cologne?

Lloyd: *can't stop laughing* But it said your name was Quantity! And Call!

Jay: *needs air* Kai was either Keys, Guy or What during the entire segment!

Kai: *stops laughing once he realizes the joke is only on him now*

Nya: *giggling* It also said that the cows were named after Kai.

Cole: *to Jay* And since when did you become the team manager?

Jay: *really needs air* Since this ruined tape!

Zane: *smiling like the civilized person he is* I seem to have a lot of different names in this altered version of our interview.

Lloyd: Yeah! You were Zayn, Dzen, Design, Shane and Jane at the same time!

Kai: *wheezing* That's okay. But can we please know why Jay started traveling at the last minute?

Nya: Why do you abuse hair?!

Kai: Why are you not the only girl on the Water Ninja team? You literally are the only girl who is the Water Ninja right now!

Lloyd: And did Princess just call us Ninja: Masters for SpongeBob's ninja team?

Princess: Uh . . .

Ninja: *burst out laughing again*

Jay: Wu just officially lost his job. I'm training under SpongeBob now.

Princess: *gestures at camera to stop filming*

Camera: *stops*

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