-(Wrote this chapter a while ago just in case I got writers block)-

"Does anyone want pop tarts?"
"Yeah"
"Me please!"
"No"
"Gimme!"
"Me me me me!"
"Brother that's rude!"
*wham!*
"Ow..."
*sigh*
"Does anyone know where his majesty went?"
"Hey! I'm the one he adores not you!"
*laughing*
"Humph"

Those were the sounds Kevin could hear from the kitchen, he never went in there but to Anthony it was immense satisfaction to see him unable to survive without keeping an eye on him for a minute. The fact that he brought his sister over for a visit was bad enough, the fact that she got into the skittles vat made matters worse. She'd run round the palace shrieking how much she wished Kevin would go to hell and pushing several people in the swimming pool then she'd thrown a pie at the chief chancellor when he was glaring at a mud splashed Anthony who was giving him a smug look. Kevin liked the pie one best, the chancellor didn't when his advisor tried licking off the cream.

In short Shard was a horror.

She like jokes, pranks and getting high by stealing all the skittles and candy from the pantry. It was still a mystery how she managed to rip through a metal box with her bare hands though... A crash and insane like laughter was heard and Kevin facepalmed, he twisted the door knob and was met with jelly to the face.

"Oops..."

Recognising the voice of his cute little Anthony, Kevin wiped off the jelly and saw the most inviting sight he'd seen. The kitchen now looked like a war zone; pots, pans and trays were converted into armour, the kitchen utensils were now weapons and the tables had been tipped over to act as shields. The cooks and chefs had taken refuge behind the counter and the head chef, Sharon Anthony's maid, Shard and Anthony all had war paint on their faces. It occurred to Kevin that Anthony had thrown the jelly because he looked really guilty.

Shard had two French stick bread loaves and was in the middle of a struggle with Sharon, ketchup was splattered across the floor and Anthony was wearing two turkeys as gloves.

"Your majesty we can explain..."

Kevin's look silenced everyone, his vice chairman charged in and began shouting at them and ordered them to clean up. Forgetting that Kevin was there he forced Anthony to do it also and even hit them with a ruler, Kevin grabbed his wrist and gave him a furious look when he hit Anthony. Kevin threw him out and picked up Anthony bridal style, accompanied by giggling from a still high Shard and a red faced Anthony he strolled out the kitchen to the bedroom they shared.

He placed Anthony down on the floor and entered the bathroom, turning on the taps for the bath and emptying the soap in. He saw Anthony in the mirror licking himself trying to get as much of the unknown foods off him as possible. Kevin smirked because he knew Anthony didn't want a bath so his hair snaked from its usual wafting position to wrap around Anthony who yelped in shock and struggled. Kevin used one of his highlights to cover Anthony's eyes while he undressed and got in, he stripped off Anthony's clothes and sat him on his lap.

He picked up the blossom and pomegranate scented shampoo and squirted a good amount into his hand, he then gently massaged it into Anthony's scalp casing the male to emit purring sounds while he used his hair -armed with sponges- to scrub Anthony's sides, back, feet and belly. Anthony was making noises of ecstasy and pleasure, his foot was having a spaz attack every time Kevin traced over a special spot. Kevin saw out the corner of his eye servants come in and pick up the clothing for washing and smirking at the purring Anthony was emitting.

Once Anthony was clean Kevin began to wash himself while Anthony played with the bubbles making shapes and beards then just relaxed in the hot water. Once Kevin finished he realised he still had some time and hit upon an idea. Snaking some of his highlights under the water and bubbles his rubbed them on Anthony's feet causing him to jolt then squeak loudly, Kevin smirked and withdrew them causing Anthony to shriek very offensive profanities and throw himself at Kevin while sending a torrent of bubbles at him. Laughing Kevin dunked Anthony beneath the water to wash the leftover shampoo out his hair, Anthony came up spluttering and glared at Kevin causing him to laugh at how ridiculous Anthony looked.

When they got out Anthony covered his eyes while Kevin wrapped himself in a towel, soon he felt himself being lifted out and covered in a towel, both content from the bath they changed into their pyjamas and snuggled into bed with each other. They'd both got used to sleeping with each other as it was discovered that sometimes Kevin could cling onto the nearest thing available when asleep.

Kevin snored like a foghorn but Anthony drooled all over him regardless...