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cleo
so, I have something really important to tell you

marissa
you're not quitting, are you?

cleo
god no
I love dying people's hair too much

marissa
okay, good good
so, what do you need to tell me

cleo
so, you probably don't know
but mitchell and bridget broke up after new years

marissa
what?
but my sweet summer child and my brother

cleo
yeah, it's all very sad and stuff

marissa
wait, how do you know that?

cleo
know what?

marissa
that they broke up

cleo
I was getting to that
well, you see
it's just very hard to get out

marissa
you're sleeping with him

cleo
bingo
have been for awhile now

marissa
... with my brother

cleo
yeah. it kinda started at your birthday party, with the cake fight

marissa
... that was...
that was two years ago

cleo
yeah, we didn't want to tell you because um

marissa
if you say something about an age gap I'm dating a forty year old who is gonna turn forty one in like a month

cleo
no
we didn't say anything because we thought it was only gonna last a month or two

marissa
lmao
so, what now?

cleo
well, we're dating. we realized it was more than just sex when he realized he missed me at christmas and new years

marissa
we're talking about mitchell, right?
like this dork?

cleo
please never bring up his moustache phase again. ever

marissa
I know, it was a dark time for all of us

cleo
yeah, so, that's that

marissa
well, I guess I'm obligated to do this: break his heart, I'll break your knee caps or somethin

cleo
yeah, I guessed that

marissa
love you

cleo
love you too

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marissa
break her heart and I'll break your fucking skull, mitchell

mitchell
yes, ma'am

marissa
I'll get jensen to help
and jared
they beat up eight guys once

mitchell
I don't plan on breaking her heart

marissa

seriously

NOTE: this came out of left field but I was planning on having cleo and mitchell but then suddenly I was typing bridget so. but cleo and mitchell, man