Me:fritz where have you been!

Fritz:me and my chips went out on a honeymoon

Me:awwww Wait

WHY AM I THE ONLY SINGLE ONE!!!

Mage:hey don't forget me!

Eggs:and me!!!

Silver:why am I forever alone

Jeremy:waifu?

Me:to the pics!

Fritz:pfft

Me:I wanna do this!*tries to do it makes things fall on the ground and breaks stuff*

Fritz:HAH you haven't SEEN my job it's hell!