Purple guy:hey we didn't get wedding gifts!

Phone guy:yeah we did

Purple guy:we did?

Me:imma get em a Actual ice cream scooper thingy like a ice cream maker thingy

Like a snow cone maker but for ice cream!

Fritz:imma get them chaps

Eggs:a cash basket

UNLIKE WHAT THE HAND UNIT GAVE ME!

Mike:exotic butters heh

Jeremy: m maybe a sweater

Purple guy:clown noses

Phone guy: I dunno