Me:I just think this is sorta ironic for some strange reason

Mike:boy u so kawaii
the way you look at me
I could just eat you up
I bet you taste so sweet
you're like a Nyan plush
i wanna cuddle up
let me be in your arms
i wanna feel your touch

Jeremy:guess I'm just kawaii
so super kawaii
i got to going on
im great like eikichi
and cool like monkey d
ruffy from one piece
i got it going on
They think I'm so sweet

But really I'm just a perv
like lupin the freaking third
like city hunter
and muten roshi
but that ain't no big deal to you
You still think that I'm cute
and love me just like a ghoul
loves some fresh meat

Mike:boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii

boy u so kawaii
the way you look me
please be my hindeki
and i will be your chii
boy u so kawaii
just like a moguri
you make me happy "kupo!"
it feels just like a dream

Jeremy:guess I'm just kawaii
so super kawaii
i got to going on
im great like eikichi
and cool like monkey d
ruffy from one piece
i got it going on
They think I'm so sweet

But really I'm just a perv
like lupin the freaking third
like city hunter
and muten roshi
but that ain't no big deal to you
You still think that I'm cute
and love me just like a ghoul
loves some fresh meat

Mike:boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii

Mike:please be my hindeki
and i will be your chii
please be my hindeki
and i will be your chii
please be my hindeki
and i will be your chii
please be my hindeki
and i will be your chii

Mike:Stop it girl, please!
don't just talk about me
Why not talk about you

causing all those nosebleeds
in those overknees
with those braids and that miniskirt
you're so kawaii
with those braids and that miniskirt

the way you are teasing me
makes me wanna go clean
a certain place up in here
like Kitaro oe girl

Mike:boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii
boy you so kawaii
so super kawaii

uh uh uh uh
kawaii
uh uh uh uh
kawaii
uh uh uh uh
kawaii

Me:what the f*ck was that oh my god

Jeremy:I it's not true I'm sorry!

Mike:pfft