All:arguing*

All:Four Jews in a room bitching;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

Me:I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching

Purple guy:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

Phone guy:Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

Mike:Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

All:Four Jews in a room

Me:Bitching

Jeremy:Bitching

Fritz:Bitching

Alex:Bitching

Purple guy:Four Jews in a room stoop
They stoop?
To pray

Me:I'm Jewish

Phone guy:I'm Jewish

Jeremy:I'm Jewish

Purple guy:Half Jewish

All:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day

Mage:Slavery, slavery

All guys:We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Girls:Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted

Alex:What we need's a miracle!

All guys:And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris

Me:We got our miracle

Alex:We got our miracle

Jeremy:We got our miracle

All:Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

Purple guy:I'm Whizzer

Alex:I'm Jason

Mage:I'm Mendel

Silver:I'm Marvin

Al:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

Me:In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire

Purple guy and phone guy:We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

Me:The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

Fritz:We do not tippy toe

Eggs:We charge ahead to show

Me:We're good in bed

Eggs:Excel in bed

Mage:We smell in bed

Alex:Where is the bed?

Me:I love the bed

Purple guy:Who has the bed?

Mage:I want the bed!

AlexWho stole the bed?

All:Who stole the bed?

Phone guy:I lost it twice

Me:The bed is mine

WHIZZER
The bed is nice

All:The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

Mage:I'm nauseous

Purple guy:I'm nauseous

Eggs:I'm simple

Me:I'm Jewish

Phone guy:Slavery, slavery

All:Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

all:I'm Jewish I'm neurotic Bitch bitch
He's Jewish He's neurotic Bitch bitch
They're Jewish They're neurotic Funny funny
We're Jewish We're neurotic Funny funny
Bitch bitch Four Jews I'm Jewish
Bitch bitch In a room bitching He's Jewish
Funny funny Bitch bitch They're Jewish
Funny funny Bitch bitch We're Jewish

Guys:Four Jews in a room bitching

In a room bitching

Girls:Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four

Purple guy:Five

All:Five Jews