Me:MY WAIFU's BETTER!!!

Mike:NO MY WAIFUS BETTER!

Me:DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOUR SORRY *SS!!!

Mike:TRY ME!

Me:take off head throws at him

Mike:wtf!

Me:*puts back on*EAT SH-

Mike:throws snowbal

Me:smirks*so you wanna have a snow fight

*lifts up giant snow ball with author powers mind shit! And throws at him*

Me:HAH!