These are for u Creepypastalover2007

All:Seventeen seventy-six
New York City

Me:Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Phone guy:That depends, who's asking?

Me:Oh, sure, sir
I'm (PEGGY)Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

Phone guy:I'm getting nervous

Me:Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him it's a blur, sir
He handles the financials?

Phone guy:You punched the bursar?

Me:O_O sh*t

Yes, I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?

Phone guy:It was my parent's dying wish before they passed

Me:You're an orphan, of course I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Phone guy:Can I buy you a drink?
Me:I'm under age but

That would be nice

Phone guy:While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

Me:What?

Phone guy:Smile more

Me:Ha

Phone guy:Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

Me:You can't be serious

Phone guy:You wanna get ahead?

Me:Yes

Phone guy:Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Purple guy:Yo yo yo yo yo
What time is it?

Mike and Jeremy:Show time

Phone guy:Like I said

Eggs and fritz:Show time, show time

Mike:Yo, I'm John Lauren's in the place to be
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free

Jeremy:Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Who's the best, c'est moi

(Ready?)

Purple guy:Brrrah, brraaah I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come again
Ay, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

Eggs:No more sex, pour me another brew, son
Let's raise a couple more to the revolution
Purple guy:Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college
Aaron Burr
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

Phone guy:Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand
You spit, I'm 'a sit
We'll see where we land (boo)

Jeremy:Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for?

Me:If you stand for nothing Burr, what'll you fall for?

All:Oh, who are you oh, who are you oh, who are you?
Oh, who is this kid, what's he gonna do?

Me:I think we took this two far

Sh*t