Author note: this is just a short story with a joke, nothing super long, and kinda not related to the title of this book at all lol, but who cares! Read on!! also! I'm on the third book for trials of apollo now, I am very scared.

1st person pov (Leo's pov)

     I was in bunker nine when I thought of a joke. I raced out of my cave- I mean bunker and made my way towards the campfire. 

     I saw the seven + nico, will, and reyna.

     "Guys!" I exclaimed, "guess what?!"

     everyone but will ignored me.

     "what?" will asked excitedly, he was always so happy to listen to me talk.

     "don't get him started will." nico complained.

     "I like his ideas." will argued, "what do you want leo?"

     "I have a joke!" I exclaimed.

     "what is it?" will argued.

     "chiron is half horse half human doctor right?" I started, "meaning, that he's the centaur for disease control."

     will chuckled at that while nico rolled his eyes.

     "I liked it." will said, "you should go tell chiron that."

     "I should!" I then ran off to the big house, "thanks will!"

author note: that's the end of this chapter! As I said, super short and unrelated to this story. hope you all enjoyed it!