Mandatory disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail (or any artwork).
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{MIRA'S POV}
A fated meeting between two perfect halves like this is a beautiful thing. Lucy, an up-and-coming author, waits at a bus stop while Natsu walks on the other side of the street.

He's a superstar actor, model, and singer, so naturally someone recognizes him despite his carefully crafted disguise (a hat and sunglasses—I designed it myself).

"OMG! It's Natsu Dragneel!"

Lucy looks up curiously.

Natsu reacts unconsciously to the sound of his name and locks eyes with... BUS?! No! Noooo!

"Excuse me, mister bus driver? You just had to pull up right then? Nalu was about to leave the port! Ugh, my ship!" I jump to my feet in disgust, spilling my popcorn all over the floor.

Popcorn on the floor is against heaven's rules, but who cares?

"Who sent that bus? Oh, why am I even asking? Laxus! You unlucky bastard, get your fat ass over here!" I shout.

Everyone in heaven ignores me. This is a daily occurrence after all. Laxus obliges smugly.

"You called? Your Majesty, the shipping queen." He mock bows.

"You couldn't wait five seconds for them to have their fated moment, could you?"

Laxus smirks. "But that wouldn't be bad luck, now would it?"

"I loath you!" I scream. I spin on my heel and stomp off, with the intent of having a cool exit, but the 3D glasses are messing with my vision so I bump into the wall next to the door frame.

I step back to collect myself, and look back at Laxus. My slim hope that he didn't see dies when I see he's doubled over in laughter.

I take off the 3D glasses. "Mira out." Dropping them, I leave in an flustered hurry.

Next time, for sure, this ship will sail!