{MIRA'S POV}
It's time. For some divine intervention!

I'm bored of sitting on the couch watching over my ships and eating popcorn all day! And (I swear if anyone tells Laxus then I will show them that hell hath no fury like an goddess angered) Libra has been telling me I need to lose some weight.

It's not my fault her scale broke when I just so happened to be standing on it! Coincidence, I say.

But maybe going for a jog in the human world isn't so bad once in a while. And if I happen to set one of my ships in the right direction, all the better!

The targets this time is Erza, a politician, and Jellal, her secretary.

As a woman in politics, Erza has had to become five times stronger than all the men in her position, which had made her a bit *cough* lot *cough* cold and tough. She's a queen and she deserves love too! Her considerate and soft-spoken secretary is the perfect candidate to melt her icy exterior.

So here's the scoop: Erza is sitting at a cafe, out observing her constituents, and Jellal went to buy her some coffee. He's going to surprise her with it, and won't that be sweet?

Alright, he has the coffee, tall and steaming hot. He even remembered to get her favorite creamer and sugar. He's so thoughtful! Squeeeeee!

Unlike someone I can think of. I see a flash of blond hair on the other side of the street and get a sinking feeling in my gut. That skateboarder is coming awfully close, isn't he? Surely Jellal will see him and dodge in time?

It's like that scene from The Fast and the Furious where Brian races Dominic across the train tracks.

Right before the train wins, I leap between Jellal and the skateboarder, who crashes into me with an indignant "Dude!" and gets sent sprawling.

Crisis averted.

I turn around triumphantly, only to watch in horror as the lid comes off and coffee cup tilts a little too far. I'm pretty sure the formerly beige pantsuit Erza's wearing cost upward of $1500.

Jellal proceeds to prostrate on the ground and Erza forgives him, saying accidents happen. So much for the coffee plan.

But that's okay! Don't worry Mira. Next time, for sure, this ship will sail!