There are two

ways to herd sheep.

One can terrorise with bike,

madden the mob so that desperation spikes

and ewes heavy in wool, swinging-teated,

baa-aghast at escalating tumult

with clinging limpets hindering at foot,

will senses scatter-brained-loose

will ~ S! P! L! A! T! ~ omnidirectional -

wellington stamped - haHA! in cloud-puddle.

Madness. ~~~ Ruckus. ~~~ Try again.

Agin. Agin.

Knights of Ni versus Rats of NIMH.

Dim. Dim.

Foaming muzzles, Mad-Eye, Evil Knievel...

someone stupefy.