"holy mother of fucking shit!" i whispered out, cursing out of frustration at my idiotic computer since the episode of this korean drama i'm currently watching got me on the edge since they were chasing after the main girl on the fields with their big guns.

crash landing on you, if you wanted to know.

the character honestly made me frustrated, because she came off as annoying and she is just like me that i completely dislike it.

the first episode was at its climax as i munched out my bowl of popcorn, completely staring right into the screen.

don't pay any attention to me when i'm quiet and concentrated, that's when i am completely focused and way into something. call me biploar and shit, but you should be lucky i'm not blabbering in your ear right now and annoying the absolute shit out of you.

just before the good part finally happens, the episode buffers.

i paused the episode and minimized the tab and clicked refresh on my screen. my eyes went down to the wifi connection on the lower right corner of my screen and the wifi was totally not connected anymore.

i gave my monitor a good slap and still no connection. i stood up in complete anger. "i hate this so fucking much, why does my computer fucking hate me?!"

i started clicking with my mouse on the wifi connection tab aggressively to re-connect again, waiting for a miracle, but it still didn't work.

i started to calm down a little after breathing in and out. my mouse quickly searched for other networks available and there was only one. it was pretty simple since 2 residents live on one floor and other networks in the building never bothered my computer anyways.

howtheweatheroutsideitssunny

i chuckled at the wifi name because of how fucking dumb it is. i just had the thought of the people getting weirder every day and this is one of the them. i cackled even more from it. god, i'm weird as hell, talking to myself like this.

i looked at the name for a second and decided to click on it and guess the password. "i wanna use the wifi, fight me in the ass."

i type in 110393.

nope, that doesn't work.

iloveparkseojoon

incorrect again.

tried many more times but it won't connect which got me a bit annoyed from wanting to use the goddamn wifi. the fact that life just hates me is so unfair, and i have to live this way.

then, a thought ran through my mind. a random thought of the person who lives across me, or i guess next door, i dunno how y'all fucking call it. i think he's a guy...? the person should be a guy. i've seen romance movies and shows and most of them are always like that.

i'm just kidding. i was told that the person was a dude by the lady who owns the building. i barely see the person, though, since i only go out when i'm off to work or buy groceries. shopping out is too overrated and stopped all that crap when i was 16 (inserts SAMUEL's SIXTEEN song).

i shrugged off all of my thoughts. the idea of embarrassing the hell out of myself as i go and ask a random stranger for their wifi. no way in hell i'm gonna do that. only a crazy person would-

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. IMMA YOLO IT PERIOD!

i got up from my chair and straight to my front door. i left my apartment room, wearing my cozy puppy slippers and my silky, white pajamas (that cost me a fortune, i hate when there's no clearance sales online ffs) and hurried my ass along to the resident.

shit, what do I say?

what do i do?

smile?

act like i'm innocent?

haha, act innocent. that doesn't happen in my book... who fucking does that these days anyways? all that cutesy shit with that aegyo or whatever. nah thanks fam. i'll just do what i do best... being a superstar *dabz*. oh my god, did i just fucking dab in 2020? haha, i'm such a loser.

i knocked on the door, but no answer. damn, is this bitch not home? it doesn't matter, they're probably home anyways. it's almost two in the morning and this hoe barely goes out. then again... this one actually does go out since i hear constant opening and closing of the door every day. oh well... i think it's just me.

my knocks repeated once again and still no response came out. as i got impatient, and yes i am. leave me alone judge-y people. since i wanna finish my episodes and call it a night, just a few hours will do.

please, i needa finish all my shit.

i started banging loudly at the door which should have irritated the neighbor. "yoooo, open the fucking door! i'm gonna break this door down if you don't open the door and you're gonna have to pay for the broken door and it's not gonna be me!" the door opens abruptly and the response was:

"what do you want?"

the voice almost scared me, since it was hoarse and a bit raspy. but, the guy was cute though. his hair was blue-black that matched his perfect skin color. his eyes are very doll-like and lips are way freaking better than what i can offer.

cause me on the other hand, i look like a whole burnt sweet potato with hippo legs and french fry arms. compared to the person in front of me right now, is fucking beAUTIFUL. THIS FUCKING MAN IS HELLA HOT. how'd i not realize that i actually have a hot ass neighbor? am i actually in heaven? did i just die? get your head out of the gutter, self.

i saw my hot neighbor looked half asleep and i probably just made the biggest mistake in my life that i regret doing to an actual god-looking creature.

OHMYGODWHYTHEFUCKDIDIDOTHAT?

wondering what i should say since i just became guilty and timid at the person at the door, smiling at the man, i responded with:

"c-can i please use your wifi?"