Jack got home from work as usual. Working as an art buyer had its perks . His wife was an editor for the paper and they had 3 children .
Their eldest was Jeremy Jordan Kelly , he was 22 and off at college getting his degree in news anchoring . Just like his mother .
His middle child is Corey Cole ( Cott sounds weird ) who was 17 and was working his way to a degree in art , he took after his father , he was just like his father .
The his youngest was Kara Lindsay she was 15 and was into dance like her uncles . And she had been flirting with a boy who takes the hip hop class down the hall .
"Honey I'm home !" Jack said walking in and putting his brief case down . "In the kitchen !" Katherine said . He walked in to find Corey doing his math homework and his wife cooking pasta . "Hey gorgeous " he said kissing his on lips . "Ew child in the kitchen !" Corey said sitting up from the counter . "Shut up one day you'll be married !" Jack said . "What type of pasta ?" Jack asked . Jack was Italian , he was a full blood Italian , his parents moved from Naples here when he was 6 months old . Katherine had learned how to cook Italian food from jacks mother Isabelle when they first where engaged. Katherine was Hungarian and she always had the children eat it . They're children where all fluent in 3 languages. English , Italian and Hungarian. "Mama , hogyan lehet megtalálni a területen a négyzetgyök " Corey asked . Katherine had a rule that when every the needed help with homework they had to ask in Hungarian or Italian. Katherine new both and Jack was learning Hungarian slowly . He wanted to be able to talk to them all , but he also new Spanish , which only him and Jeremy knew . "add összege frakciók" Katherine said back add some spice into the food . "I love it when you speak Hungarian " Jack whispered in her ear . They where a very  intimate couple . They had sound proof bedroom walls in their home but also had a time share in Hawaii , Palm Springs and Miami. "shhh c'è un bambino nei pressi" Katherine said in Italian . "Yes and this child can hear thank you very much !" Corey said pushing the bottom and adding more led to his pencil .  "Papà ! Papà ! Ho imparato una nuova vibrazione oggi in Dance ! voglio vedere ?" Kara asked running down the stairs . "poi principessa dopo cena va bene ?" Jack said hugging his young daughter. "Dinner kids " Katherine said putting the plates at the dinner table . They talked about their days , how work went , tests , practices all that . "Corey ?" "Yes dad ?" "Don't forget it's trash night get yours and your sisters trash form your bathrooms and I'll throw it out okay ?" "Okay dad " Jack brought the large trash bin to the curb and Corey brought down his and his sister " oh can you get the top bathroom ?" "Sure dad " he said running back . He handed Jack the bin and went back inside . As Jack threw out the trash a little pink stick caught his eye . It was a pregnancy test . And it came from Kara's bathroom . "KATHERINE! KARA ! COREY GET THE HELL OVER HERE !" Jack said storming in the house slamming the door behind him . "Jackson Kelly ! che cosa è sbagliato e non avete il coraggio di parlare con me in quel modo ! im tua moglie non è il tuo bambino !" Katherine yelled at him , Kara and Corey came down stairs . "Now who the fu-" "Jack !" "Who's is this ?" He asked "Me and Lauren haven't done anything !" Corey said showing his purity ring to his father . "Leave " he said "Kara Lindsay is this yours ?" "No daddy ! I haven't even had my first kiss yet !" "Leave honey " Katherine said . "I wasn't down -" "jack it's mine " Katherine said sighing . "No it came from Kara's bathroom !" "No remember you asked Corey to get the upstairs bathroom too ? I took that two days ago and I went to the doctor today " "so your telling me where having a fourth kid ?" "Well yeah , I'm having empty nest syndrome and I want this baby Jack " "we're having another baby ? WERE HAVING ANOTHER BABY !" He said kissing her . "Yes " she said kissing him . Jack just had to remember which bathroom .
Translations :
"Mama , hogyan lehet megtalálni a területen a négyzetgyök "  is Hungarian for :
Mama how do you find the square root for the area ?
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"add összege frakciók"
Is Hungarian for :
Add the sum of the Fractions
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"shhh c'è un bambino nei pressi"
Is Hungarian for :
The is a child present
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"Papà ! Papà ! Ho imparato una nuova vibrazione oggi in Dance ! voglio vedere ?"
Is Italian for
Papa ! Papa ! I learned a new
Move today in Dance ! want to see ?
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"poi principessa dopo cena va bene ?"
Is Italian for
"
After dinner princess "
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che cosa è sbagliato e non avete il coraggio di parlare con me in quel modo ! im tua moglie non è il tuo bambino !"
Is Italian for :
what is wrong and do not you dare talk to me like that ! im your wife not your child ! "
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GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

Inspired by an episode of George Lopez .
Dedicated to the thought of an Italian Shirtless Jack Kelly painting.