Now I could have done a cute Easter story by no ! This is dedicated to KatherinePulitzumber I hope she makes more one shots off of Bonnie and Clyde

"Okay ! So Katherine you sit here and then Jack you walk in all huffy puffy and then yeah ! ACTION !" Race yelled
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Jack walked on stage and sat down on a chair that was in their "house " Katherine came out from a room with all the ladies and saw him and she displayed an angry face to him when he said he had done something criminal.

"We can't spend our whole lives hiding, Buck
That ain't no way to live
It is time to wipe the slate clean
Ask the good Lord to forgive " Katherine sang to him , taking a seat near him .

"Praise the lord " the ladies behind her all said at different times

"You've got to serve your sentence without fail
Buck, you are join' back to jail." Katherine said standing up with a hand on her hip .

"What the hell are you talkin about?!"Jack said all angry growing a frustrated look on his face .

"Won't be scared to turn a corner or to open our front door
When you're on the side of justice you ain't nervous of the law
Now pull yourself together because you've gone pale
Buck you are goin' back to jail." Katherine sang again to Jack and sat back down somewhat holding on to him .

"Baby, you don't know what it's like in there!" Jack shouted back looking at the ground

"I know it's hard to share a cell
When you've got nothin' to look at except prisoners who smell
But when you're done when you have served your time
We'll still be young and in our prime"Katherine smiled to Jack and rubbed his shoulder as she stood up

"Ain't been free more than a minute
Ain't had time to change my shirt" Jack said flicking his shirt

"I been dreamin' of a hot meal with you as my dessert" Jack sang and pulled Katherine so she sat on his lap .

"Bring your face close to mine and just let me inhale" Jack sang to her and put his forehead against hers.

"Buck you are goin' back to jail." Katherine sang moving her forehand away

"Now baby-" Jack began to speak

"We will call the sheriff and tell him you are turning yourself in right after church tomorrow." Katherine said standing up and smoothing out her skirt

"Blanche-"

"It's gonna be just as hard on me, daddy, well, Stella,
you know what it's like havin' a husband in jail,
tell him how hard it is not havin' Carl around!" Katherine said and began to talk to the girl who played Stella .

"Are you kiddin'?!" The actress laughed

"It's a treat to get my nails done, and have time to read a book
Sure beats washin' his long johns, it's a pleasure not to cook " the lady sang some more

"Okay, that's enough" Katherine said trying to get her shut up

"Thank God those prison walls are much too tall to scale
My darlin's nice and safe in jail." The girl sang

"I don't want her comin' 'round here no more." Jack said to Katherine looking at the girl

"Well, Trish's husband's been in jail for two years now and she's miserable without her man!" Katherine said again running across the stage to another lady

"Mhmmm!
At first I really missed him I thought I would waste away
Then I met this boy from Tucson and he owned a Chevrolet " the girl sang and fanned herself with her hands

"Oh no !" Katherine shrieked realizing this was a bad choice

"He had a lot of things that my Joe lacked-"

"Okay Trish" Katherine said trying to shut her up

"Like teeth and hair and cash to be exact "

"I think you're done" Katherine said puttin a hand on her chest to stop her .... Race's choreography not hers

"I now got lots of habits I can't curtail"

"Heavens to Betsy" Katherine said aloud to herself

"I've got to keep him locked in jail" the girl sang again all happy

"Keep 'em inside, keep 'em inside
If we see 'em once a month we will be more than satisfied
Ain't that the truth, don't mean to be unkind
Can't put a price on peace of mind" the ladies who palmed Trish and Stella sang to Jack

"Blanche!" Jack said angry

"I ain't like these other women
I will wait till kingdom come
I want the world to see that I ain't married to some bum
It will be hard for us but we'll come through" Katherine sang to Jack moving closer to him on the seat

"I can't believe what you are askin' me to do" jack said moving away from her

"One thing's for certain I don't want" Katherine said

"Oh my Lord"
"Jesus close your eyes" the two other ladies sang

"Blanche I ain't join' back" Jack said standing up .

"Yes Buck, you're join' back" Katherine sang pushing him back down .

"Tomorrow he'll be back in jail" all three ladies sang as Jack face palmed

"CUT! DAVEY ! CLARA GET OUT HERE !" Race yelled

"What's up ?" Jack asked as they walked out .

"Casting change ! Clara is Blanche ? Davey is Buck ... Katherine is Bonnie and Jack in Clyde got problems kiss my ass ! CAN I PLEASE SEE MADE IN AMERICA! DAMMIT AND SOMEONE GET ME A MOCA WHIP PRONTO !" Race yelled

Clara smiled because she wanted to be Blanche more than anything and sing that song with Davey . Jack was just excited that Katherine was going to be wearing underwear and robe singing to him .