There where things that came with a baby Jack had to control.

A. The baby would cry
B. Katherine would be hormonal
C. Neither of them would ever sleep again
D. Katherine's hips
E. Breastfeeding
F. Jack was sleep deprived and he had very sexual thoughts .

Katherine and him made the baby due to sexual drives but now that the baby was here Jack could barley control himself .

Her hips were perfect and so where the rest of her curves .

"Jack ? Jack ! JACK !" Katherine said . Jack quickly got out of his trance and looked to his wife . "Yeah ?" "Could you hand me Sarah ?" She asked . "Oh right !" Jack the handed the crying baby to his wife .

Katherine took down her shirt and began to feed Sarah . Jack looked at Katherine. He didn't know if he liked it or not . "I wish Katherine was shirtless with me " Jack thought .

"Stop that ! Those breast feed your baby !" "Yeah the baby you made because Katherine was shirtless "  
"Jack ?" "Um I need to use the bathroom ." "Jack come here "

Jack then sat down next to Katherine. "I know why you need to use the bathroom " "you do ?" "I know you have drives but if we can't wait at least until Christmas we can " "what !" "Jack it's 5 days! Wait 5 days then we will have sex " "really ?" "Yes ! But I expect you stop acting like this . " "I will ! I do ! Katherine I love you so much " he said Kissing her cheek .

"Excuse me " "Jack where are you going ?" "I really have to pee ! I had the whole think of egg nog " "oh"

Sorry but I thought it was funny .