The New Year's Resolution
A/N:
Hiday! This is a contest thingy, but I'm going to be writing it in the style of a pesterlog or Dialogue or text conversation or whatever you feel like calling it.
Jack: Jillian Hillson I am your friend and I care about you and I demand that you exercise this year!
Jill: jeez Jack. Could ya please calm down? Ya don't need to be throwin around my full name or anythin like that!
Jack: Jill, I already told you that I am, and rather fairly so, very worried about you.
Jill: gosh y'all don't needa worry about me anymore! I'll be fine! I'll see you tonight at New Year's with Kat and Gunther.
Jack: Fine, but I will be keeping an eye on you. You can't eat unhealthily and remain sedentary forever!
Jill: i gotta go MOM
Jack: Wait!
Jack: you left didn't you?
Jack: God, I am going to have to wait until tonight aren't I?
*later at the party*
Jack: Hey Jill where are you?
Jill: im with gunny and our adorable little kitty kat
Jack: *sigh*
Jack: And where would that be?
Jill: on da moon
Jill: where do you think?!
Jack: Nevermind, I see you.
*at the snack table with Kat and Gunther*
Gunther: Oiyo boyo!
Kat: Greetings
Jack: Yes yes, hello and Jill, please don't eat all of those desserts on the table. Save some for the other guests.
Jill: O-M-G that is super rude dude. Don't be a rude dood!
Jack: yes yes, I'm terribly sorry, but I came here because for my sake, I want your resolution to be to get fit and healthy.
Jill: are you sayin i ain't gorgeous just the way i am???
Jill: 'cause thats super rude. And what did I say about bein a rude dude?
Kat: Well, I regret to inform you of your physical health state, my dear acquaintance, but you are rather unhealthy.
Jill: STOP SHAMING ME GOD
Jack: we aren't trying to shame you, we just want you not to get seriously sick.
Jill: ya know what? FINE. I'll do that stupid thing where I go to a stupid gym and eat stupid healthy food and do all that stupid stuff if it'll get all y'all off Jill's back... I mean my back.
Gunther: didja just refer to yourself in the third person? Also, don't worry honey, I'll help you. I work out all the time! I'll be your fabulously pink trainer!!
Jill: awww you're so sweet and you actually are going to help me instead of SHAME ME like SOME PEOPLE are doin
Kat and Jack: *sighs*
Kat: Well, it's almost midnight and we've got to do stuff tomorrow. So let's get to this countdown and midnight party and get home!!
*the next day*
Gunther: hey there Jilly-willy! Are you ready for a fantabulous day at the gym? They're giving discounts on first time memberships for the new years resolutions!
Jill: i mean sure. How're we gonna get there tho?
Gunther: the bus, duh!
Jill: *groans* but that's got other people on it...
Gunther: excuse me princess i take the bus and so does jack
Jill: well, okay jack is a friend.
Gunther: *gasp* Am I not your friend?!
Jill: no because you're my BEST friend.
Gunther: awww, let's go catch that bus to the Thomas Gym.
*after going to the gym, back at Jill's house*
Jill: that was intense and difficult...
Gunther: we signed you up and you were on the slowest setting of the treadmill for about 15 minutes...
Jill: well, usually I'm just baking in the kitchen or on my phone texting y'all so doin somethin else is really outta the norm for me
Gunther: but hey, it's a good start!! Now to eat a healthy dinner! I know it's pretty hard to have a guest in your house, so do you wanna come over to my house? My dad can cook for us, or if he's at work I can cook!
Jill: O-M-G you are so sweet Gunny!
Gunther: it's nothing! I'm used to cooking for 2-3 people, I sometimes cooked for my grandad, my dad, and I.
Jill: let's eat whatever stuff you gotta make at you place!!
*later after the meal at Gunther's house*
Jill: im used to only eating my fruits and veggies in my cookies and brownies, but that was pretty good!!
Gunther: I know it may not be your favorite, but we can find recipes for all your favorite baked goods, but a little healthier so you can bake, but still be healthy.
Jill: wow, really?! That's awesome!!
Gunther: yeah! In the meantime, you could sleep over tonight if you wanted too... we have this huge house with a guest bedroom.
Jill: oh, I think I will, and we can get to baking early tomorrow!
*the next morning*
Jill: hey gunny, I was thinkin we could make some healthy pastries called "pastelitos". I've heard they're pretty good!
Gunther: well, we'll need to look up a healthy recipe and I think we should start simple with cookies or brownies.
Jill: okay!
*by the end of the year, Jill has gotten into the routine of making healthy treats and going to the gym every day*
Jack: I must say I'm impressed.
Jill: yee and I didn't even need to give up baking or nothin!
Jack: you've been a good influence on her Gunther
Gunther: yee!
Jack: well, Jill, you're healthy and that's all I cared about!!
Jill: yeah!!!
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