"Who's the unfortunate person that fapped my water oh. Water that i just fetched now now and i say let me carry soap and boom, water have disappear. BHS students have started again oh" Someone screamed from the courtyard and i laughed.

Welcome to BHS where they fap (steal) everything fapable. Be it pant, water, provisions, new notes even your class notes.  When I was in JSS2, i remember bathing and i washed my face first, before I knew it someone poured my water and i had to beg around for people to give me one bailer each before I could bath properly.

We closed early today and the principal said no afternoon or night prep till next week, I'm so happy abeg. I was sitting on my bed while reading some harlequin novels i got for Christmas gift from my aunt that's in London, Aunty Tomi.

"Sorry, is this your novel harlequin?" Someone asked in a soft voice and i looked up to check who it was. The queen herself, Crystal Adenuga.

"Yes" I replied before turning the next page and I thought she had left before she spoke again.

"Can you lend me please when you're done? I promise that it won't tear or get rough" She pleaded and i felt like a queen for a moment. The popular Crystal Adenuga was begging me for me novel.

I jumped down from my bed and i opened my locker, i brought out two other novels that I've read and i gave it to her. She smiled at me before hurrying back to her bed, no doubt to start reading too.

"Gbemi, come down let's play game. The hostel is dry and all that. I don't even know what you people see in this novel of a thing. You and Crystal like this, novel don build house for una brain" Maryam pulled the novel away from my hand and I laughed before coming down. I folded the top of the page where I stopped before putting it under my pillow. I changed my mind and I removed it from under there, I threw it inside my locker before BHS girls will show me pepper.

The remaining girls were seated on the floor except Crystal who was sitting near the wall with the novel in her hand, she was blushing hard and Alicia threw her slippers at her.

"See as she dey blush like mumu but if na man tell you I love you, you go dey look like stone" Crystal gave her the middle finger without raising her head from the book now.

"Crystal now, drop the book and join. Even Gbemi has dropped hers and your head isn't bigger than hers" Toluwalase whined and Crystal grumbled before dropping the book on her bed.

"I just pray when second weekers resume, they don't put annoying people inside this room abeg or thieves. I don't want rude juniors too" Crystal said and everyone agreed.

I'm very careless with my locker key and i wont like someone stealing my things. My roommates at Makama Bida hall know how much I hate if people touch my things without my permission.

"Which game should we play now?" Alicia asked and everyone started suggesting different games. We ended up picking twenty questions just to know each other better and all that.

"Gbemi, ever had a crush on someone?" Maryam asked wiggling her brows and i went red at the question. My mind drifted back to my only crush since I entered BHS. Dunmininu Drey.

I know we are going to move past being just crush soon and i will be his main.

"This one you're blushing ehn" Alicia winked at me and i laughed. Crystal clapped her hands in excitement.
"Yunno i use to like this kind of things. Secret crushes and all that" Crystal added.
"Yeah, Senior Dunmininu" I finally replied and the girls started cheering. This girls are something else.

"Do you know he's my cousin? I can help you out yunno" Crystal added and Maryam spanked her head. I was trying hard to stop blushing but i couldn't.

Omooooo, motor don jam my heart.

"So Crystal, who's your crush?" I asked and the remaining girls started shouting and Crystal covered her face with her hands. I laughed at the sight and i knew that she had it bad too.

"Ezra" She replied and I opened my mouth in shock. Maryam helped my push my jaw up to close my mouth and I stared at her like she had two heads.

Crystal like Ezra, Mad oh. Wetin Gbemi no go see for BHS.

Anyone in science class who doesn't know Olanrewaju Ezra isn't in BHS. Finest boy in our set plus he's rude too. He only talk to brilliant people and we've been chemistry partners for a whole term and we were somehow close before partners changed and our conversations reduced to hellos and His.

"I don't know what she sees in him sef because his head looks like egg" Toluwalase added and we all laughed while Crystal threw her slippers at Tolu.

"How come you like Ezra first because that boy is somehow weird?" I asked again and she spread her hands.

"He's not somehow weird at all, he's the definition of weird" Tolu replied again earning a knock from Maryam who high fived Crystal after she knocked her.

"Same way you like Dunmininu now. At least Ezra isn't as rude as Dunmininu. Ezra still talk to people, you see that Dunmininu of a boy, he's over weird sef. Can you believe Dunmininu reads harlequin novels and mills and boon too. Guy has a large shelf filled with it" Crystal added and I was shocked.

BHS badboy reads harlequin novels.

"Don't stress yourself and ask the rest of us who our crushes are. Maryam likes senior Hakeem and Alicia is dating Precious. Me I'm still the president of the God when association of Nigeria" Tolu said and everyone laughed at the last part.

I'm the vice president of the God when association of Nigeria.

"Gbemi, ever kissed someone before?" Alicia asked and I shook my head. My first kiss is precious abeg but I'm willing to dash Dunmininu. Omoooo that boy is too fine abeg.

"I thought you and Ezra were dating last session now. You guys were partners in almost every project and you guys use to follow each other like butterfly" Maryam asked and I shook my head.

"I know you wanted to say they follow each other like mumu but okay" Tolu added and I laughed. This girl likes whining people. Alicia tapped her head and she pouted.

"If you're Ezra's partner, he likes talking about formulas and bacterias too much. So i have no choice but to listen although I enjoy the bacteria part" I added and Tolu stared at me like I just said I eat human beings for a living.

Bacterias are actually interesting to study though.

"Why person go wake up and dey talk about bacteria? Na ment. I can't imagine if he starts dating Crystal and they don't kiss because he believes the mouth has the highest bacteria in the body. Wahala be like bicycle. May we not see devil abeg" Tolu replied and we laughed again.

These girls are actually fun to be around.

"Let's go and fetch water to keep because of tomorrow morning and afternoon. You guys know that tap will not rush at night oh" Crystal said and we stood up from our sitting positions and we went to the back of the room to arrange all the buckets together.
I had five buckets in total and the girls had twelve making it seventeen buckets and that's more than enough for us.

Crystal walked outside the room and she went to the courtyard.

"Last junior in this hostel" Her voice was firm and it carried a lot of authority. Within the twinkle of an eye, juniors were already forming a straight line in front on her and they were rushing not to be the last person.

The last person does the most work though and the first person is always safe from work. I've never called last junior before and i doubt if I will even see juniors that will answer me.

"The last twenty people on the queue should follow me and the rest of you should go back to your rooms. I don't want to hear noise unless you want to sweep my room for the rest of the year. I don't make empty promises shaa" Crystal added before the crowd slowly dissipated quietly and the last twenty juniors followed her to the room. They picked the buckets and the last three that didn't see bucket to carry were asked to wash our uniforms.

Being a senior in BHS has its perks.

"Let's follow them now to the tap so they won't spit inside the water" Maryam suggested after the juniors went to the tap area.

"I'm not going anywhere but if I see any water that looks somehow, i will pour it away and beat the girl that brought it" Toluwalase added and everyone sat down back to continue playing our game.

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It's dinner time and we left the hostel together. We were eating spaghetti and egg tonight when we got to the dining, the kitchen staff already messed up the spaghetti and gave us eggs that's half done.
The water inside the spaghetti is enough for me to bath.

I gave Tolu my egg when I wanted to throw it away and she told me that she likes half done eggs. She collected over ten eggs from different people too.

God forbid, I can never eat something that irritating.

After food, people were hanging around the dinning in pairs and some where going to church area with their babes. Precious hugged Alicia from the back and she smiled at him. Tolu snorted and everyone laughed.

"I've not seen my angel for a week" he cooed before he spinned her around and he pecked her. She wrapped his hands around herself and she held his neck while they talked about something oblivious to everyone else.

God when, me sef wan get bobo.

"Guys let's go, you know precious and Alicia  will soon forget us here and they will just be oppressing somebody and oppression i condone not" Maryam grumbled and we went back to the hostel leaving Alicia and her bobo.

When she came back, she was holding a new silver love necklace and it had studded stones. It looked too adorable and everyone gushed over it. Precious had gotten it for her as their monthversary gift.

Wahala for who even get bobo this time.

Please 🥺♥️♥️ this book will contain errors because this is the first draft and I'm publishing as soon as I finish typing.

I will edit later ♥️♥️

Voooottttteeee and commmeeennnntttt please 🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️♥️

Hera 💒💒